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Nonsense Verse Poems - Poems about Nonsense Verse

Nonsense Verse Poems - Examples of all types of poems about nonsense verse to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read short, long, best, and famous examples for nonsense verse.
Trump Poems and Epigrams VI
...Trump Poems and Epigrams VI Trump’s Retribution Resolution by Michael R. Burch My New Year’s resolution? I require your money and votes, for you are my retribution. May I offer you dark......Read the rest...
Categories: nonsense verse, america, giggle, hilarious, humor,
Form: Rhyme



Limericks IX
...Limericks IX Scratch-n-Sniff by Michael R. Burch The world’s first antinatalist limerick? Life comes with a terrible catch: It’s like starting a fire with a match. Though the flames m......Read the rest...
Categories: nonsense verse, fire, giggle, humor, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Trump Poems and Epigrams V
...Trump poems and epigrams V The prez should be above the law, he sez, even though he’s no longer prez. —Michael R. Burch Mercedes Benz by Michael R. Burch I'd like to do a song of grea......Read the rest...
Categories: nonsense verse, america, political, presidents day,
Form: Epigram
Light Verse and Nonsense Verse Ix
...LIGHT VERSE AND NONSENSE VERSE IX Disconcerted by Michael R. Burch Meg, my sweet, fresh as a daisy, when I’m with you my heart beats like crazy & my future gets hazy ... The Less-Than......Read the rest...
Categories: nonsense verse, heart, humor, humorous, irony,
Form: Rhyme
Light Verse and Nonsense Verse Viii
...Wonderworks by Michael R. Burch History’s mysteries abound & astound, found (profound) the whole earth ’round, even if mostly underground. The Procrastinator’s Creed by Michael R. B......Read the rest...
Categories: nonsense verse, fun, funny, funny love,
Form: Rhyme



Light Verse and Nonsense Verse Vii
...LIGHT VERSE AND NONSENSE VERSE VII Fair Elle was an eely lover who squiggled beneath the covers ... She was hard to pin down! When I did it, she’d frown, then wouldn’t do none of my druthers! ......Read the rest...
Categories: nonsense verse, fun, funny, giggle, hilarious,
Form: Rhyme
Light Verse and Nonsense Verse Vi
...LIGHT VERSE AND NONSENSE VERSE VI On the Horns of a Dilemma (I) by Michael R. Burch Love has become preposterous for the over-endowed rhinoceros: when he meets the right miss how the hell c......Read the rest...
Categories: nonsense verse, fun, funny, giggle, humor,
Form: Free verse
Light Verse and Nonsense Verse V
...LIGHT VERSE AND NONSENSE VERSE V Less Heroic Couplets: Word to the Unwise by Michael R. Burch I wanted to be good as gold, but being good, as I’ve been told, requires something, discipline, ......Read the rest...
Categories: nonsense verse, funny, funny love, giggle,
Form: Rhyme
Light Verse and Nonsense Verse Iv
...LIGHT VERSE AND NONSENSE VERSE IV Anti-Vegan Manifesto by Michael R. Burch Let us avoid lettuce, sincerely, and also celery! Rising Fall by Michael R. Burch after Keats Seasons ......Read the rest...
Categories: nonsense verse, fun, funny, giggle, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Light Verse and Nonsense Verse Iii
...LIGHT VERSE AND NONSENSE VERSE III The Humpback by Michael R. Burch The humpback is a gullet equipped with snarky fins. It has a winning smile: and when it SMILES, it wins as miles and mil......Read the rest...
Categories: nonsense verse, fun, funny, giggle, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Purdy Please Or Mating Call Limericks
...Mating Calls, or, Purdy Please! Limericks by Michael R. Burch 1. Nine-thirty? Feeling flirty (and, indeed, a trifle dirty), I decided to ring prudish Eleanor Purdy ... When I rang her to bang ......Read the rest...
Categories: nonsense verse, america, humor, humorous, loneliness,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Cherihew Belloc
...English but Paris born Hillaire Belloc who amusingly did mock With nonsense verse oh so light ever humerous & never trite......Read the rest...
Categories: nonsense verse, people, poetry,
Form: Clerihew
Conversation With the Park Shaman
...A woodhacker rattles like wolf-jaws, A dog's appetite has just died There's blood in those graphite-green curtains Duck Islanders howl of a homicide. There's a murder of crows in The Three Tr......Read the rest...
Categories: nonsense verse, animal, dark, february, green,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Clerihew Lear
...Artist&limerickteer Edward Lear brought a smile&good cheer Mostly he wrote nonsense verse to keep the pennies dropimg into his purse......Read the rest...
Categories: nonsense verse, people, poetry,
Form: Clerihew
Double Limericks
...The Platypus: Double Limerick by Michael R. Burch The platypus, myopic, is ungainly, not erotic. His feet for bed are over-webbed, and what of his proboscis? The platypus, though, is eage......Read the rest...
Categories: nonsense verse, cheer up, fun, funny,
Form: Limerick

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