Long Brown nose Poems
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Paul and SarahHe was born in backwoods Missouri.
1840 the year he arrived.
Conflict, sickness and hard times prevailed.
Through it all he grew strong and survived.
Skills to live were a gift from his father.
Faith in God from his mother...
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Categories:
brown nose, adventure, america, blessing, journey,
Form:
Rhyme
Right Hand Man
Coulda been
the Hand of the Lying King,
if I didn’t tell the truth so much
Coulda been
Caesar’s right hand man,
if I was kill willing
to have a shogun trigger touch
Coulda been
chief consigliore renown
for the don Corelone spiked...
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Categories:
brown nose, allusion, history, power, truth,
Form:
Narrative
Froggy Kiss
“Truth isn’t truth,”
that’s what some Cap’n Obvious toady recently said
He was pissy mad, when his angry tears wet the bed
Lieutenant Rudy Brown-Nose
a has-been sniffing the swine caboose breeze:
Loco breath wafting
between sulfuric methane, ...
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Categories:
brown nose, character, integrity, philosophy, truth,
Form:
Rhyme
I Am Not a LambA Wolf...A Lamb...A Wolf
Forgetting myself...started with me
To be sweet, to be quiet...to fit in.
Conformity!
Impress by agreement. A Lamb I could be.
Convince all my thoughts;
Copacetic is me
*So it began...
My best thought is, I'm at...
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Categories:
brown nose, confidence, courage, i am, strength, truth, voice,
Form:
Rhyme
Happiest Science TeacherGood morning Poison Squirrels,
Today I am going to address your bowel problems
My class groans.
We don’t like to think about them.
We are teens.
Your mouth chews up food, right? Asks Mr. Lee.
Our science teacher is way too...
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Categories:
brown nose, science, student, teacher,
Form:
Narrative
Playground Politics-Writer's Notesplayground politics
we zap and zip
read my lips
we hide and seek
from teacher's peek
on swings
we wing
on slides
we cried
marbles play
swords we flay
should i repeat
another beat
marbles play
swords we flay
never mind
what we find
king of the hill
jack and...
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Categories:
brown nose, perspective, prayer, school,
Form:
Rhyme
Never I Did
I never liked you
no, no ... no, no
never I did
I never cared for your fake
Eddie Haskell face at all
Your tart tongue cut my birthday cake ...
seedy, greedy hands took a slice not small
This here Beav...
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Categories:
brown nose, emotions, how i feel, perspective, truth,
Form:
Dramatic Monologue
God Asked MeOne day, one time, God spoke to me.
The Creator who knows everything supposedly,
had a question that needed answering from yours truly.
"You're always helping others in need less fortunate than you,
and many of these people aren't...
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Categories:
brown nose, caregivinggod, people, god, people,
Form:
Rhyme
Fraudian Slip
Don’t pardon those demockratory quips,
them dishonest mistakes
Unless you love
walking thru a field of verbal cow chips
Beware! Aye lips very often halitosis snip
Here is a rue unpardonable exit tip:
Brown nose aroma
is blew gaslight, pig methane lit...
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Categories:
brown nose, corruption, humorous, muse, word play,
Form:
Rhyme
Scare Her Will SomeYou’ve an ahrse the size of Jupiter
and a head that couldn’t be stupider
as for your teets I’m not sure they exist
you’re a nasty narcissist
brown nose and lips
probably Nazi in a past...
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Categories:
brown nose, dark, evil, power,
Form:
Rhyme
A Cyrano Situation
Pinocchio politicians
got long nose ambitions
Pirate patch parrot thoughts
in the bosom
keel dereliction decisions
Gender gypsy tramps bought,
paid horizontal submission
Whore whispers being said
Global security is premature burial
on a bald eagle spread bed ...
squirting liquid lies: moo...
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Categories:
brown nose, allegory, parody, truth, wisdom,
Form:
Burlesque
Categories:
brown nose, hope, inspirational, loss, love
Form:
Free verse
Obsequious Odor
Brown nose,
head bowed low
Sniffing submissively so
Wag the sniveling tongue,
show the power privileged ones
much servile love
Catch the prime scraps
tossed from your master’s table
Give a howl of gratitude,
back bent ... eyes to the floor
Do a lot...
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Categories:
brown nose, allusion, imagery, psychological, senses,
Form:
Burlesque
The Modern Knight The modern Knight
The Knight of the realm ,
Was a great man of courage,
Who protected the people,
Got dubbed by the King,
The bravest of brave,
Moralitys brightest,
Loved by the people,
Now the rich mans plaything???
But it became...
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Categories:
brown nose, adventure,
Form:
Epitaph
Hand In HandIt's a November
when I find myself walking
My hand holding yours
Side by side arms swaying
Your little fingers interlocking with mine.
I believe it is a happy day.
I think it shows on your little sun-tanned face.
I feel it...
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Categories:
brown nose, child, children, happiness, inspiration, joy, nature, sun,
Form:
Free verse
Filthy Is the Color Of
Some got a pathological need,
a dirty obsession for that coffin wallpaper
They wrapped themselves in the black widow veil
of murderous deceit
For what?
To taste the yellow snow
of an unclean life insurance policy,
a crimson crypt...
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Categories:
brown nose, allusion, dark, truth, wisdom,
Form:
Alliteration
If Mama Ain't Happy
"If mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy" One of my favorite quotes by a man named Ron Hall
If mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.
Tell that to each kid and his or her pappy.
Some moms can...
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Categories:
brown nose, mother,
Form:
Rhyme
So Ugly You Need a ReincarnationShe is so ugly she needs a reincarnation
far too fat for a one time zone nation
chuck her an apple it goes into orbit
around her waist where she’s so morbid
Stop complaining I’m...
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Categories:
brown nose, hilarious,
Form:
Rhyme
Both My Kids Have Birthdays Next MonthIs weird to be born
in society thinks is the
greatest ever and for good reasons.
I was being breast-fed when my mom heard the news
of JFK
She remembers, I don't.
I don't member RFK either or even
MLK,...
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Categories:
brown nose, history,
Form:
Free verse
Clown In the GroundFrom the first breath 'till my death
I've played the role of happy clown
first- wearing the newborn silly hat
plastic phone placed in my hands
parents cooing at my first "smile"
knowing all along it was only baby...
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Categories:
brown nose, beauty,
Form:
Rhyme
Teacher's PetIn every class I’ve taken yet
There’s one who longs to be
A brown-nose, suck-up teacher’s pet
And man, it bothers me!
The one who always answers first
Or quickly volunteers
To hand out what must be dispersed
Ahead of all her...
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Categories:
brown nose, people,
Form:
Rhyme
The Christmas Card ListScratch off everyone who passed away
and those who went astray
those who did not send you one
I know but Blah Humbug! is somewhat fun
Have to send to relatives who are rich
and to all family so no...
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Categories:
brown nose, christmas, humorous, satire,
Form:
Rhyme