Fraudian Slip
Don’t pardon those demockratory quips,
them dishonest mistakes
Unless you love
walking thru a field of verbal cow chips
Beware! Aye lips very often halitosis snip
Here is a rue unpardonable exit tip:
Brown nose aroma
is blew gaslight, pig methane lit lisp
Klepto kaboom air be a dung hole whiny dip
Oink noise travels so muddy morals quick —
Laundered money echoes
radar register as a bat crazy, bombast blip
Motives contraire is err bound on a paper ego trip
‘Nocchio utterances are devious windbag equipped
These long nostril tones
fill vacuous space ‘tween the ears with jingle plastic
Pirate gasp fares exorbitantly moves the coin traffic
Oval thought bubbles have a carny bark grip:
Pilfer adorn pox troubles
will make you covid yourself
Verbal Bent ain’t nothing but a Fraudian slip
Rublecon double crossing share of blowback scrip
Usual Suspects don’t racket give a rap sheet rip
Plunder cover blown,
toothy alibis and enamel lies on a tear telly drip
Mice despair got toilet sold for crooked flush catnip
Cheshire cries steal boo hearts trending fear obit
As the covetous pleas
of pickpocket thieves
Take the vault temple with moneychanger surfeit
Copyright © Freddie Robinson Jr. | Year Posted 2020
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