Jerky Poems - Poems about Jerky

...Not an amusement park in sight So, we headed to the mountains No bumper cars, roller coasters, Spinning cups, or dancing fountains We diligently searched For something to stimulate our hype A......Read the rest...

...My Darn Musisk She wanted her family to have food throughout the month. She said often we run out: but feel there is something I can do to help remedy the problem She Knew that substituting meat......Read the rest...

...This Thanksgiving I’ll nibble jerky Cos somebody just named my turkey The snow’s crisp and even I can’t feast on Stephen And mulled wine has made things look murky The turkey ran huffi......Read the rest...

...My last Thursday class is over - my class-week is over. Looking back at the science building we’d just left, the hallway looked dark, like the throat of an animal, the people snaked out like a t......Read the rest...

... When dear old uncle Burkey Tried to bake a whole turkey. It didn't look good And smells like burnt wood. But it makes tasty jerky. Then he sold it to Durkey They named it Durkey Jerky No......Read the rest...

...Thanksgiving Day loomed for old Tom Turkey Averting the feared axe seemed quite murky So he made this soulful plea I would much prefer that ye Enjoyed a feas......Read the rest...

...Grandma burns the food and is no cook She needs to stick to reading a book Fire covers the turkey It tastes like beef jerky ......Read the rest...

...I headed out hunting But the game wasn’t deer Was stocked with beef jerky And a six pack of beer I climbed to my tree stand And tried hard not to cuss Since it was located High up on a cactu......Read the rest...

...bottleneck gridlock no go five miles to the rest stops tense grumbling vultures are gathering there are people out of their cars screaming incoherently like zombies inside an in-car vide......Read the rest...

...Mama was going to be very busy today (very busy cos it was Saturday) There were jobs and work to do Piles of clothes and washing too Usually she would be preoccupied And the children will have ......Read the rest...

...My Functional Movement Disorder Turned me into a performer. My body becomes jerky, And I move quirky. My arms move spasmodic, Onlookers may think I am neurotic. But I am not foolish or s......Read the rest...

...Inhabit me, my vertebrae are bond in worms and my eyes on the inside, you could discover that much light And the colours seem to have been reinvented. Inhabit me, In my ear drum, will feel a t......Read the rest...

...*last winter break* I woke up abruptly, my chest gripped and tight. My face felt hot but my arms stung as if frostbitten. I gasped for air that wouldn’t come, as if I had a plastic bag over my hea......Read the rest...

...She eyed open like a broken mirror. Her mother claimed that her legs were bowed so that she could catch the moon between her black knees on moonless nights. Tiny mandibles chewed her leather t......Read the rest...

...Valentine's Day is more special when you Take your sweet out to eat at a romantic venue. Add appeal to the meal, And show him/her how you feel, With a side dish not found on the menu: With faj......Read the rest...