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Holy Cow Poems - Examples of all types of poems about holy cow to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read
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...Got books checked out from three libraries now... that's kind of a lot--- holy cow!......
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Michelle Smith
Categories:
holy cow,
books,
Form:
Rhyme
A Rum n Raisin Special - Seeking Milton
...Their human ma and pa were spark out in reclining chairs But Rum and Raisin watched the TV with enraptured stares The western had just ended with the credits rolling past And Raisin said, “That gu......
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Terry Flood
Categories:
holy cow,
cat, remember,
Form:
Narrative
Poems About Poets X
...Poems for Poets X Poems about Poets X Sinking by Michael R. Burch for Virginia Woolf Weigh me down with stones ... fill all the pockets of my gown ... I’m going down, ......
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Michael Burch
Categories:
holy cow,
poems, poetry, poets,
Form:
Rhyme
'moo'R Fun
...In India, it's 'Holy Cow!' In Mexico, it's 'Ole, Cow!' In Japan, it's 'Hory Crow' In the USA ~ Careful! ~ Felony for the wrong pronoun......
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Gershon Wolf
Categories:
holy cow,
animal, silly, usa, word
Form:
Free verse
More Than a Hair Salon Widower
...I'm loathe to agonize, but it's an issue guys! Some cash wafts heaven sent, but spoils like excrement! It's shops long hours that stink (are driving me to drink!) I sit home long retired. She's yo......
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Roof Missing
Categories:
holy cow,
humor, love,
Form:
Rhyme
Cows, Cattle, and Maverick
...A Texan rancher Samuel Maverick, Who never his calves and cattle branded, That caused to create the word maverick— An eccentric rebel born of cow shed! Now, before the word breached its nati......
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Aniruddha Pathak
Categories:
holy cow,
words,
Form:
Narrative
What Now
...Valentines day = hug cow day India’s political zoo Modi’s new moo Holy cow! Make India Zoophilia......
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Venetia Crasta
Categories:
holy cow,
valentines day,
Form:
I do not know?
Pilchard the Penguin Does Blue Planet
...Penguin the pilchard leapt onto the ice He flipped and he flopped and arrived in a trice He took a deep breath and he held it and then He bellowed with all of his might… “MEN!” Pilchard the pen......
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Terry Flood
Categories:
holy cow,
humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Reprobate Fictional Schnorrer
...Reprobate fictional schnorrer... Who never did a lick of work gifted lifelong entitlement, yet possessed webbed wide world reputation actually humble contemplative earthling jump/kick started......
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Matthew Harris
Categories:
holy cow,
12th grade, adventure, blessing,
Form:
Rhyme
Increase In Head Size
...Increase In Head Size impossible mission to encapsulate notion flitting hither and yon, to and fro within cranium attached to mine body, whereby irrefutable proof prevails predicated when you......
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Matthew Harris
Categories:
holy cow,
10th grade, 11th grade,
Form:
Free verse
Stay, Doctor Fauci, Stay
... Oh, don’t abandon us now! We so love your masked fear. Tell us, Dr Fauci, my dear. What shall I do, Holy Cow? Should I check my cat’s rear? Is there Omicron in my ale or beer? I fr......
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Panagiota Romios
Categories:
holy cow,
humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Holy Gosh Darn
...How many of youse guys remember these Well golly gee, holy cow, gosh darn, gee willikers Way back when they were naughty phrases Today the naughty words are maimers and killers How thi......
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Jack Ellison
Categories:
holy cow,
humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Ah Satisfactorily Succumbing Into Salubrious Sleep
...Ah...Satisfactorily Succumbing Into Salubrious Sleep Aye sandman, I surrender to yar supreme governance surreal spectacular soiree gifts subconscious sphere soothing (analogous to natural pallia......
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Matthew Harris
Categories:
holy cow,
12th grade, adventure, appreciation,
Form:
Free verse
Random Rhymes
...OLD PRISONER crusty trusty DAVY JONES' LOCKER deeper keeper HOLY COW divine bovine...
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L Milton Hankins
Categories:
holy cow,
fun, word play, words,
Form:
Footle
Bat and Gat: Moon Launch
...Bat and Gat were reading one day: just too rainy outside to play. They had opened a book; pretty soon they were hooked, and they both got carried away. Curiosity sang a sweet tune ‘bout a cat......
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Jeff Kyser
Categories:
holy cow,
animal, silly,
Form:
Limerick
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