Heterosexual Poems - Poems about Heterosexual

...Harold the Hugh Hefner wannabe carrot top... spry buck analogous to energizing bunny jump/kickstarted procreation ruckus. Home on the range cacophony quite absurd PlayBoy Bunny herd and f......Read the rest...

...February 13th, 2023 - old man winter gave a one...two punch Overladen snow covered crackle and crunch though, this skeptic owned a doubtful hunch that such 24/7 round the clock whether coverage ......Read the rest...

...Heterosexual married sexagenarian male... Aims to trigger cerebral ******; Other terms for said phenomena are "brain tingles" and "head ******." This sensation is described as a pleasant, ......Read the rest...

...Gloriously luxuriating in eternal sleep Forlorn; bereft of golden (slippered) opportunities I weep; Three score and four years replete with mailer daemons, hence mindset adrip with self denou......Read the rest...

...Here’s a story about a little boy who, when he was just a lad was blessed to have the good fortune to be adopted by two dads. He was malnourished…this little boy…his bedroom was a drawer… The tw......Read the rest...

...As I began my walk this morning…a walk every day I repeat I thought: even in the darkness of the early hour… It takes no courage for me to walk along the street. Because I look the way people th......Read the rest...

...Reflections upon mine gender identity redux Although heterosexual predilections punctuated physiological pulsations about five inches below innie belly button of mine showcasing undersize ......Read the rest...

...Inevitable death defines afterlife - trois So all I ask, would be inviting, offering, and ushering me to top secret cygnet committee to give this average sized chapped sticky man spinning t......Read the rest...

...Lord, please have mercy. Lord, please have mercy on us Father Christ, please have mercy. Father Christ please have mercy on us Lord, please have mercy. Lord, please have mercy on us Father Christ,......Read the rest...

...Inextricably rooted with hair fixation As a lad in grade school, yours truly, (a diminutive, intuitive, oversensitive, and vegetative potato head kid, whose voice exhibited a severe nasal twan......Read the rest...

...Jinxed jesting jejune junior jobber... just jabbering gibberish (A - J) Again, another awkward ambitious arduous attempt at alphabetically arranging atrociously ambiguously absolutely asinine ......Read the rest...

...Harold the Hugh Hefner carrot top buck Ruled his hare'm nsync with trumpeting Donald Duck, (loud enough to arouse Daisy), the former cartoon character, a pensive searing black kind Roebuck h......Read the rest...

...My gay white boyhood struggled with the theological problem of personally appreciating heterosexual superiority sacred stories and multiply mistranslated word-choices of Jesus Christ Within ......Read the rest...

...Upon exiting the womb... 23,190 days ago, Yours truly got hashtagged as the 2,975,075,410TH person alive on Earth according to website https://worldpopulationhistory.org/ my-population-num......Read the rest...

...I am a Socialist. Can we be friends? Sure. I believe in some of the same things you do. I am a heterosexual. Would you hold that against me? Not if you don’t make me into one. I cannot stand li......Read the rest...