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Harold the Hugh Hefner wannabe carrot top

Harold the Hugh Hefner wannabe carrot top... spry buck analogous to energizing bunny jump/kickstarted procreation ruckus. Home on the range cacophony quite absurd PlayBoy Bunny herd and felt ingratiatingly inured, nevertheless colony or nest of doe eyed demoiselles stewed over their kit and caboodle being cannibalized gourmet chef “coney” or “lapin” delicacy the magic word. Ruled his hare'm nsync with trumpeting Donald Duck, (loud enough to arouse Daisy), the former cartoon character, a pensive searing black kind Roebuck hare to a fortune hauling trash and rubbish, whereby dust bunnies repurposed into environmentally friendly electric kool aid acid tested batteries powering many an electric truck, which wolfed, kick/jump started and guzzled down synthesized reconstituted quality kosher product. An atypical genre I did tender wherein I nestled inside warren peaceful nested litter, impossible mission fat chance otherwise odds being slender, not me mien tubby an offender courtesy yours truly a heterosexual, he considers himself thoroughly one hundred percent male gender. Anyway Harold's velvet teen, fluff filled, carrot topped, R2D2 and humanoid C-P3O constituted two mottled robots quasi manned motley crew, where sniffling nose appeared blue then twitched as if affected with Bugs Bunny syndrome also known as Oryctolagus cuniculus flu asking What's up doc ready to sneeze atchew parallels to doe eyed Jewish herd - mentality and sympathy for the devil whose hooded guise did accrue (to figurative rolling stone) quite a reputation toasting with l'chaim Herr heralded as germane Semitic, laconic and genetic brew stirring demagogue foremost thru arduous peer review of course primarily commingling with playboy bunnies, singing acapella like foo fighting goo goo dolls, who blithely balleted, be bopped, formed a choo choo, bunny hopped, and followed bunny trail toward their hidden underground treasured slew of carrot stocked burrow affecting captivating family portrait, sans Leporidae, queue essentially creating live floppy hoo chee MOMA actionable art, viz chiaroscuro, though if his highness Harold displeased with performance with Urdu subtitles hissed, growled, foot stomped... exhibiting cry and hue threatened troupe, albeit playfully tubby rabbit stew otherwise he purred, hummed, and clucked contradictorily all the while scrunching furry furrow cuz the codas of Peter Rabbit the Great did eschew excessive helpings of soft purr rayed coo coo wing snapchatting accompanied soft as butterfly effect across webbed wide world flew with faux paw gestures being lovey dovey gentle foo foo affectionate grand poobah versus parochial orthodox pew yule hating as much as being sent to Peru particularly match chew pitch chew, where convincing reincarnation of Edward Roscoe Murrow aired broadcast Run Rabbit Run intended for damn sexually repressed updike such as yours truly, hence obviously above reasonable rhyme not true.

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