Feller Poems - Poems about Feller

...A feller I met, with a twinkle in his eye Quite the enigma, you see, Said, "I ain't got no dough, not a single penny!" Said he, "ain't got no cash, not a single plug for a cup o' tea." "Couldn......Read the rest...

...In 1890, cowboy Bob Womack found gold at the base of lofty Pikes Peak! In short order a ramshackle town was founded called Cripple Creek. Hordes of gamblers, 'soiled doves' and prospectors hopin' t......Read the rest...

...Girlfriend: so, where’s my birthday gift? Boyfriend: look, there’s a car near lift, Sure, you like that colour, Wow, of course, smart feller, Here’s your lipstick, same shade— Last words indeed......Read the rest...

...The word of discovery of gold in '49 in Californy raced across the nation! Why, it was said you could fill a bushel basket full with little botheration! This appealed to a young feller in Boston to......Read the rest...

...The oldest citizen of Soup Creek, Nopaul E. Ticks, posed to show his support for the town council's ban on politicians. I hear that nasty Trump feller, wants to stump in Soup Creek. He wro......Read the rest...

...Snows caps on the far hills it's gonna be a hard one. I drive to town for some lumber, check out a new generator old ones on the fritz. Folks got some winter gear on already. At the hardware ......Read the rest...

...These low hills are running with deer this morning, they have come down to graze on the sweetest grass. On the meadows buttercups have carpeted the bottom land with sunshine. In summer darlin u......Read the rest...

...That long empty shop where they used to cut hair Where all that remains is an old barber’s chair The creak of the hinges might give you a scare Should you care to recall what they say occurred the......Read the rest...

...Phoebe Buffay Plays her guitar every day She often sings ‘Smelly cat’ Sadly her voice is very flat Ross Geller Is quite a nerdy feller He said Rachel’s name when he got wed His ......Read the rest...

...Pride......and joy? Pride is thinking that you know too much Thinking that the love you have is even half enough It's clinging to honesty as if heard earnestly spoken Or getting hurt and sayin......Read the rest...

...Now this is what ya’ call…a serious feud… The “Smiler” and the “Sad One” Here’s a yarn ‘bout a cattle drive - on an old west Texas run - ......Read the rest...

...Considering the stories I’ve heard of the past - ‘bout the often wild ways of the west - The best I remember’s the one where a mob laid an innocent feller to rest. Into the town rode a gun......Read the rest...

...We are eat’n fancy today My feller and me Parking in spot three Feeling happy and gay We put our app into “intake” And quickly check in Waiting for our sausage and hot cake McDonald’s, a con......Read the rest...

...I’ve long been fascinated by how the “facts” of a story tend to change from teller to teller! Has Anyone Seen Buck? Somewheres close to midnight…‘bout a ......Read the rest...

...This is, as indicated, the 1st THIRD of this lengthy poem. The 2nd and final thirds had to be posted separately due to Poetry Soup's file-size limitations. No other way I could manage to make it happ......Read the rest...