Claptrap Poems - Poems about Claptrap

...Woman’s Desire What’s all this rigmarole and claptrap About the man being the only one thinking of sex? Well, truth be known, A woman, skin deeply eager, thinks much of it too… Once leaving t......Read the rest...

...I wait with bated breath for... C. Cure T. Clarence The following crafted approximately midway into the administration of forty fifth president, whose crass, gutsy, lewd, repulsive yawping......Read the rest...

...Good news, bad news – more coming each day Seems my neighbors keep me duly informed About someone younger recently passing away. I hear about the children being born deformed Someon......Read the rest...

...Leaving very comfortable warmth I didn't want to come Forcefully I have been sent to The blazing fire of the earthen furnace Even there was no relief of huge crying From the bone crushing claws......Read the rest...

...Quatrain 1 Sitting alone at nadir in serpentine sloth; it is placed on the breeding typo. A slight failure comes out of the emptiness and makes successful that which should not be believed in the......Read the rest...

...Baloney, bumfuzzle, fiddledeedee Taradiddle, gardyloo, snickersnee Gobbledygook, gardyloo, tickle me, Hullabaloo, cattywampus hogwash hoo-ha Claptrap, collywobbles ballyhoo brouhaha! ~......Read the rest...

...The reviewers considered his latest exhibition: They said it was cutting edge They said it defies all perception The exploration of the negative spaces challenges the mind Some said mind blowing ......Read the rest...

...If God is good half the Bible is libel. -Michael R. Burch * Willy Nilly Michael R. Burch Isn’t it silly, Willy Nilly? You made the stallion, you made the filly and now they sleep in......Read the rest...

...Hence no surprise... yes recherché rhetorical flourish(es) impress, yet mine deliberate vocabulist predilection, I haint gonna stress aforementioned quirk also includes zero apr (annual perce......Read the rest...

...Epigrams II Sex Hex by Michael R. Burch Love's full of cute paradoxes (and highly acute poxes). *** Midnight Stairclimber by Michael R. Burch Procreation is at first great sweaty......Read the rest...

...On the eve of the new call, wits mated with passion, zeal donated by conception, hypersensitive pulls attracted all, contracts into a horrendous span as independence made for the span. Bu......Read the rest...

...Epigrams by Michael R. Burch If brevity is the soul of wit then brevity and levity are the whole of it. —Michael R. Burch To write an epigram, cram. If you lack wit, scram! —Michael R. Bu......Read the rest...

...The cherub wrapped in rose - chaste chariot. A sprightly chain stirs charismatic horse Across the ages to answer one’s prayers. A demon with a plot to spare one’s prayers. Betide the lightning ......Read the rest...

...Weakness lies in the heart of gold, a heart of gold can still be broken. O man of empathy, so naive, who gives until all has been taken. Hearts of gold are unsustainable, their foundations app......Read the rest...

...After beguiling charisma, damnable excoriations fixedly, gamely, horribly, insult jesting, kibitzing, loosely mindless nattering, outlandish pablum, quintessentially representing senseless tru......Read the rest...