Biff Poems - Poems about Biff

...When I am old I shall be an acrobat Granny Fee said. People will cheer and stomp their feet at me The clapping will be thunderous I may join Barnum and Bailey’s right now I think they went out ......Read the rest...

...Queen cat had a collar that was so stiff It hurt my neck to see it said her cousin Biff On her head she had a measly pearl crown Poor, but her lips did not often curl into a frown I am satisfie......Read the rest...

...I am the major general Hare said with a sniff An ugly rumor had sauntered by with a whiff He felt rage, consternation and a bit of miff this gossip-y story came from his weird cousin Biff......Read the rest...

...The cause of the newlyweds' tiff occurred when he told her, 'I'm stiff' - he didn't explain his neck was in pain and sulking, she gave him a biff! written 27th February for Tania's contest......Read the rest...

...Coronavirus, here to stay; Rather unfortunate to say. Lives have changed; things aren't the same. Crowding of hospitals, a shame. ......Read the rest...

...I had no idea that bears had a ceremony I said. You are hilarious! Yelled my nature loving cousin Fred. How do you think they get married? He asked with a sniff. I didn’t know they did I said, whi......Read the rest...

...Basher used to fight with all his might Until he died, "poor thing". He boxed four rounds and hit the ground After taking one on the chin From a boxer called Biff Who made short thrift Of any......Read the rest...

...I see the raging fire in your eyes, the heart screams out loud the brain cells terpsichore in the rhythm of life. See the sparkle instead of haze that covers your being. see the best in you ......Read the rest...

...One legged evil brownie with a lopsided top hat Was tired of crab legged crone thinking she was all that Her feather and sword gave her instant jurisdiction Her thought her followers fell under so......Read the rest...

...At Ellis Island there were tons of lines If you stood too long you were given fines Your name easy if It was Rose or Big Biff Mine was misspelled about a hundred times......Read the rest...

...Biff, the oboist 2 cups of pureed shrimp 1 cup of chopped turkey bacon 4 cups of flour (self rising) 1/4 cups of coconut flakes 3/4 cups of green onion 3 T celery seeds (toasted) 2 T sesam......Read the rest...

...The problem is, Priscilla grew up in a penthouse having parties while Biff came of age under a bridge fighting other trolls, he remembers. When Pris calls his office and says we're having g......Read the rest...

...Super hero’s are the best I love to wear my superman vest Pretend I’m saving all my friends Fighting the enemy, battle to the end Other kids try to make me frown My superpowers take them down ......Read the rest...

...One sunny day at the central zoo Biff the gorilla grabbed the zoo keepers key Before the employees had even a clue Went and set all the animals free Started out on Monkey Island With the Orang......Read the rest...

...I feel the need to say a real loud poem, A poem full of WAILS!! HOWLS!! and YELPS!! It doesn’t need to be about anything at all, But if it is then I guess that that helps. AAAARR!! Now that fe......Read the rest...