Best Toilet Poems
Below are the all-time best Toilet poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of toilet poems written by PoetrySoup members
Toilet Bowl CommitteeToilet Bowl Committee (aka: Uptown Hood)
A lavatory confinement
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From the mouth down to the @$$
Your so...
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Categories:
toilet, abuse, anger, angst, how
Form:
Free verse
Goodbye(NOTHING MORE TO SAY)
I've seen the way you look at me
I've seen the way you look at them
Without wanting to admit, you hate everything I...
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Categories:
toilet, break up, conflict, goodbye,
Form:
Free verse
Redneck SantaT'were the night after Christmas, 'n' the house was all dark.
Not much money for 'lectric in the ol' trailer park.
Ma waitin' tables at the club...
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Categories:
toilet, christmas, parody,
Form:
Rhyme
A Mountain From a PileHow far do the ripples spread, when eventually we die
Probably stay in the locality, level off, no major outcry
But let’s say we’re famous, suffering...
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Categories:
toilet, allusion, corruption, prejudice, truth,
Form:
Rhyme
Inconvenient Rhyme TimesI’ve lost more prose Driving in my car,
than I’ve written navigating traffic,
for they often come unbidden poems form like magic.
not minding where. I can’t release the wheel
They haven’t the...
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Categories:
toilet, giggle, inspiration, memory, poetry,
Form:
Rhyme
Halloween On the Dark Side of TownIt's a nightmare down on Elm Street. Satan's waiting here at home.
Where's that little Freddy Krueger with his nails of sharpened chrome?
And that dearest Michael...
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Categories:
toilet, holiday, satire,
Form:
Rhyme
Categories:
toilet, food, green, home, jobs,
Form:
Narrative
Categories:
toilet, food, snow, war,
Form:
Dramatic Monologue
Hard of HearingI know that I’m not perfect, just go and ask me wife.
At times she’s kind of said - I’m the bane of her life,
but on...
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Categories:
toilet, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Writers Write To WriteQuote By Poet "Art can come from anywhere.
Paint with paint or paint with words."
Writers write to write with pen or computer in hand, ...
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Categories:
toilet, bird, computer, day, fun,
Form:
Rhyme
GodDoes God have more than one name,
in the bible many names can be found.
In Exodus Moses said,
"The LORD Is My Banner."
Jehovah Shalom,
"The LORD our Peace."
Then...
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Categories:
toilet, bible, faith, god, heaven,
Form:
Dramatic Monologue
New Year 2024 POTD
Now the year is
Ending
With a toast to
You and yours may
Every dream come true
As you
Roar into the bright New Year~2024...
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Categories:
toilet, celebration, new year, peace,
Form:
Acrostic
Nameless"A mother's love is made in heaven." Quote Written By Poet
She was a young and beautiful bride,
then her handsome husband died.
The fast car came out...
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Categories:
toilet, baby, happy, mom, parents,
Form:
Rhyme
Undone
I was only four,
when Blackie my dog died.
My dad ran my best friend over,
yes it was a horrible accident.
I was...
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Categories:
toilet, cat, dad, heart, love,
Form:
Free verse
The 4 Seasons
Winter is very cold
the wind is bold
snowman made the centerfold
brown snow is old.
Spring is in the air
flowers now blooming...
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Categories:
toilet, animal, cool, fun, snow,
Form:
Rhyme