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Enter Poem or Quote (Required)Required Toilet Bowl Committee (aka: Uptown Hood) A lavatory confinement my$h!tdontstinkcomode.com --- If you want to moderate this place, pick up the pace From the mouth down to the @$$ Your so called kind has no class, Fed by these political rejects, never elected for what was! No matter, They wipe their assets clean with our dreams Forgetting to wipe their own toilet seats clean Trying to make us feel dirtier than scat Feeding off our paper when their toilet bowl water level is low Toilet bowl PO-poes, wiping without dental floss Missing everything in between reality Trying to be kind, saying "One Day We'll Be Good Enough!" Offering their Golden Plunger, straight from the Home Depot shelves No Thank You! My plunger a true gift from Mr. Wal-Mart himself Next time you feel the need to offer a reference point Please caption your name when you drop by, Rinse thoroughly when speaking my name, Then I will listen when you talk civilized Correct my punctuations and spelling errors The weakest trait you wear You are no Prophet, just white tissue turning brown Your Justification comes from old dry grapes falling from the vines Ridicule will never give you the respect, for what you are! We, the few poets from the hood, overpower any change you offer Goodwill Crumbling and flushing what does not meet your standards Trying hard to force feed us soup, without giving us bibs Thank you Toilet Bowl Committee For clogging up my drain with your bull$h!T By: Keeping it Real (The Downtown Hood) Date: 12-15-13 ~*~
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