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KARMA by Hay, Laura
GREED FOOTLES by ALLISON, JAN
The bee that misses the flower head by Ward, Julia
Divorce by Ward, Julia
BELIEF by Ward, Julia
Supermarket by Ward, Julia
slow dog by Ward, Julia
Rich by Ward, Julia
Charles Dickens by Ward, Julia
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AND THEN I KISSED HIM - COLLABORATION WITH TIM SMITH

Hot date
Can’t wait

We're at
My flat

Cute eyes
Nice thighs

Admit
She’s fit

So sweet
Must eat

We dine
Sublime

First Kiss
Sheer bliss

Soft peck
On neck

Tongue's twirl
Toes curl

First base
Hearts race

Undressed
Bare breast

Blimey
She’s ‘HE’

No joy
Ladyboy

Fussy
Pussy

Night ends
As friends

Written by Jan Allison & Tim Smith
28th August 2014

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Heartache-Collaboration With Jan Allison

You leave
I grieve

Your lies
My cries

I’m sad
Feel bad
 
Sex bomb
With Tom

Fat git
The sh*t

He’s rank
Feet stank
 
Bad lay
He’s gay!

Huge butt
Cheap slu*

Good bye 
You're sly

You stray
I pay

cat stink
no drink

new chick
cut di**

no wife
sad life

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BEACH FOOTLES COLLABORATION

Hot sun What fun Soft sand How grand Blue sea For me High tide Surf side Beach babe In shade Undress Top less No finds Tan lines Swim suit… pursuit He sports Tight shorts Romance? No chance Jan Allison Casarah Nance 1st December 2014

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Distasteful Footles

*Bump and Grind* 
Jerkin' 
Twerkin' 

*Swing* 
Now Go 
Down Low 

*Moonwalk* 
Jackson's 
Actions 

*Hip Hop Slam* 
Word slap 
Fast rap 

*Pop Stars* 
Scandal 
Vandal 

*One of the Seven Dorks* 
Dopey 
Grope-y 

"Cooking" 
You bake 
My Cake 

"Bedroom" 
Lights out 
You Shout 

"Drunken Hunting" 
You shoot 
Your boot 

"Driving mower" 
Cut grass 
On ass 

*Too much* 
High Ball 
I fall 

*Too Little* 
One stroke 
God's joke 

*Too Late* 
Forget 
Regret 

"Staying the Night" 
Seduce 
Let loose 

"Goodnight Kiss" 
moon light 
just right 

"Bad Date" 
Cheapskate 
Quick Date 

"Pitbull Encounter" 
Bald head 
My Bed .... (give head) (dick shred)

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Jan The Footle Queen-Collaboration

There's a green eyed lady we have seen
She gives to all hugs, smiles and love
Her footle  rhymes soar high above
I nominate her the official footle queen

Funny 
Hunny 


Goddess 
No less 


Witty 
Bitty 

Our queen 
Obscene

My dear 
I hear 

Flirty 
Dirty 

(mistake 
I make) 
Cassie's 
Sassy
 
Demand 
Not Jan 

We'll meet 
Retreat 

Some fun 
Rerun 

Rewind 
Til blind 

Her smile
Worthwhile

Big heart
Does fart

Blunder
Wonder

Our Jan
Big fan 


Collaboration with Casarah Nance

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Football Footles

Catches
Snatches
 
block kick
score quick
 
big win
we grin
 
Halfback
Cuts back
 
In doubt
time out
 
call blown
crowd moan
 
offense
defense
 
you lose
crowd boos
 
Our team
we scream


written by Jan Allison and Tim Smith

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Fickle-Foolish-Footles - Man's Best Friend

Overweight Terrier:
   Porky
   Yorkie
Un-cool Terrier:
   Dorky
   Yorkie

Spaniel dog breeder:
   Cocker
   Stocker
Parrot who mimics a Spaniel's bark:
   Cocker
   Mocker
Book on how to care for Cockers:
   Spaniel
   Manuel
Originally from England, a well-rounded Spaniel stays in shape by playing:
   Cocker
   Soccer
Then showers and dresses by its:
   Cocker
   Locker

Dachshund headgear:
   Weenie
   Beenie
Grouchy Dachshund:
   Meany
   Weenie
Proportionally, male Dachshunds have:
   Teenie
   Weenies
(But size isn't everything)
Dachshund making critcal life choices:
   Eenie
   Weenie...

Lassie was a level-headed dog and never engaged in:
   Collie
   Folly
Reared in a loving environnment, she was a rather:
   Jolly
   Collie
Bred in the capitol city of NC, making her a:
   Raleigh
   Collie
To commemorate her frequent (and often rowdy) visits to N.O. a streetcar was renamed the:
   Collie
   Trolley

Snoopy immigrated to the States but alas, was found not to be a:
   Legal
   Beagle
Thus he was deported back to England but was promptly knighted by the Queen becoming a:
   Regal
   Beagle
Now a celebrity, he even had an entourage of nubile young female beagles named:
   Snoopy's
   Groupies
Eventually, he met his soul mate, married her in Westminster Abbey and it is rumored that they engaged in numerous and somewhat kinky sessions of:
    Snoopy
    Whoopie



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More Foolish Footles for Super Soupy Soupers -

Andrea D?...No brainer:
Dandy
Andie

Or in her younger, wilder days she may have been:
Randy
Andie?
(Just kidding! Just kid...Ouch!)

I have no choice but to categorize several poems by my mentor as:
Guzzi's
Doozies
(Now don't YOU start on me Deb!)

Ms. Macmillan's writing style is quite modern so here-to-forth she is:
Trendy
Cyndi
(You're not gonna' hit me too are you Cyndi?)

It is rumored that Mr. O is a care-free soul so some might name him:
Groovin'
Ruben

And be sure to keep up with current South African events in the:
Suzette
Gazette

A Christmas poem composed by Carol Brown could be a:
Carol
Carol

Writer's block PD? No sweat!...Just a temporary case of:
Souper
Stupor

Okay, that's enough...

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FUNERAL FOOTLES

Deceased Released Goodbye I cry Church pew Hurts you My bum Now numb No droppin* The coffin! 4th March 2015 Written before dad’s funeral - I'll take my cushion to sit on lol * not proper footle but I had to add it!

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Halloween by The Four Musky Tears


Sit tight Fright night Daunting Haunting Sweet treats On streets Dumb witch hit ditch corn maze kids craze _From the mouth of babes_ SMALL GHOST SCREAMS MOST _Toothless bites_ VAMPIRE RETIRE _Toddlers first Halloween_ BUMPKIN PUMPKIN _Trick or treat please_ CANDY FOR ME _Neighbor has out done me on decorations_ BUY MORE DECORE _welcome to the haunted house_ MY LAIR BEWARE pirate's privates push broom costume munchkin pumpkin hung bones loud groans candle vandal scary carry _the perfect appetizer _ spider slider
Co-written : Jan Allison Casarah Nance Yvonne Maurice Tim Smith

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Fussy Cat


Cat stirs
Then purrs

Yawn sigh
Makes cry

M e o w
Wants chow

Seeks dish
No fish

Canned food
Bad mood

Eyes stare
With glare

Stands still
To chill

No win
Gives in

At last
Eats fast

Next scene
Dish clean


© Sandra M. Haight 2015 
   All Rights Reserved

~1st Place~
Contest: Your Footle Poem
Sponsor: Judy Konos
Judged 04/07/2015


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Compliments

Nice tie
Big guy


You're sweet
My treat


no cries
green eyes


too cute
pursuit


"we" smile   (or one big smile from Jan)
awhile

let's dance
romance

in love
my dove



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having sex - footle

buck wild
rodeo style
_______________________|
PENNED ON AUGUST 14, 2014!

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March Madness

march time
hype time

basket
ball bet 

crowds boo
munch goo

fans cheer
drink beer

poor aims
close games

april
a pill

time nears
fan fears

number
bummer

the one
not fun!

cut nets
let's jet

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NEW YEAR FOOTLES

New Year Drinks Beer Gets drunk Heads clunk Drink over Hangover Feels sick Loo Quick! Is ill Needs Pill To bed Sore head Morning Dawning Feels sad Looks bad Want drink… Rethink! 1st January 2015

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CHRISTMAS PRESENT FOOTLES

Bad gifts Cause rifts Be rash Spend cash Debit Credit Worthwhile Their smile 20th December 2014

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THIS POEM REALLY SUCKS

Mummy Dummy
11~07~14 Sponsor Jerry T Curtis This Poem really S****s Thanks for my first ever negative comment That is terrible.... J/K ....hugs Tim

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It's All In How You Ask It

A Vague Question Bleary Query A Dull Question Dreary Query A Positive Question Cheery Query A Tired Question Weary Query A Doubtful Question Leery Query A Strange Question Eerie Query A Sad Question Teary Query A Question for Hubbie Dearie Query For the Footle Fun Poetry contest of yasmin khan

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FIVE FABULOUS FUNNY FOOTLES

JAN'S NEW NICKNAME
Pooper
Souper

*For her now famous pooh poem

REACTION FROM JAN'S FAVORITE CRITIC
I fuss
Jealous 

I think
You stink

Pooh write
I fight

Pooh talk
I block

Your run
Not fun

You poop
No soup

I judge
Brown fudge

Humor
Not her

You lose
Short fuse

French chic
Short wick

Date: 6-8-15
Contest: Jan's "Five fabulous Funny Footles" 

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Decorated Pastry - Footle

strudel
doodle
August 12, 2014

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April Fool

Commence
Pretence!

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DIET FOOTLES

Sweet tooth In youth On scales She WAILS! Hot date Lose weight Diet? Try it Big eyes Large thighs Fat tum Huge bum Gobbles… Wobbles In mood For food Crunchies Munchies Wants choc - Whole block! Adore Fridge door Keeps shut With butt Risk it ... Biscuit Crispbread? Drop dead! Think thin As pin Eats less ... New dress Now slim And trim Look great For date 04~05~15 Contest Judy Konos - Your Footle Poem ~awarded 1st place~

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THE HAUNTED HOUSE

HAUNTED HOUSE FOOTLES

Steps in -
What din!

Rat squeaks 
Floor creaks

Let loose,
Ghost boos

Blood Pool -
Bats drool!

Strobe lights,
Snake Bites!

Suspense -
Live Fence!

Zombie -
Crombie! *

Cat's eyes -
On mice!

Closed spaces,
Lined faces

Blue slime,
Red grime!

Skulls stare -
BEWARE!

Quiver,
Shiver!

Loud cry...
Mouth dry! -

Our horde**
Spots board: ....



YOUR END,
MY FRIEND

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* - Crombie, here, means 'Something crazy' (Also is a long coat)
** - A horde is a group, or a moving crowd
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For Judy's Footle poem contest

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Fun With Footles-Round 2--

-Show Stopping Shoes-
Stiletto
 Get Oh!

-Moooo-ve It-
Rattle
Cattle

-Take Out A Ruler-
Measure
Pleasure

-Because Gas Prices Are Declining-
Thankful
Tank full

-Friday Night Is Alright-
Mix drink
Don’t think

-Soft Snow Fall-
Sprinkle
Twinkle


12-13-14

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Bedtime-Footle

Child cries.....

.....Mom sighs







Footle Contest
08/11/2014