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AND THEN I KISSED HIM - COLLABORATION WITH TIM SMITH

Hot date
Can’t wait

We're at
My flat

Cute eyes
Nice thighs

Admit
She’s fit

So sweet
Must eat

We dine
Sublime

First Kiss
Sheer bliss

Soft peck
On neck

Tongue's twirl
Toes curl

First base
Hearts race

Undressed
Bare breast

Blimey
She’s ‘HE’

No joy
Ladyboy

Fussy
Pussy

Night ends
As friends

Written by Jan Allison & Tim Smith
28th August 2014


Copyright © JAN ALLISON | Year Posted 2014

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BEACH FOOTLES COLLABORATION

Hot sun What fun Soft sand How grand Blue sea For me High tide Surf side Beach babe In shade Undress Top less No finds Tan lines Swim suit… pursuit He sports Tight shorts Romance? No chance Jan Allison Casarah Nance 1st December 2014


Copyright © JAN ALLISON | Year Posted 2014

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More Foolish Footles for Super Soupy Soupers -

Andrea D?...No brainer:
Dandy
Andie

Or in her younger, wilder days she may have been:
Randy
Andie?
(Just kidding! Just kid...Ouch!)

I have no choice but to categorize several poems by my mentor as:
Guzzi's
Doozies
(Now don't YOU start on me Deb!)

Ms. Macmillan's writing style is quite modern so here-to-forth she is:
Trendy
Cyndi
(You're not gonna' hit me too are you Cyndi?)

It is rumored that Mr. O is a care-free soul so some might name him:
Groovin'
Ruben

And be sure to keep up with current South African events in the:
Suzette
Gazette

A Christmas poem composed by Carol Brown could be a:
Carol
Carol

Writer's block PD? No sweat!...Just a temporary case of:
Souper
Stupor

Okay, that's enough...


Copyright © Tim Ryerson | Year Posted 2013

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- Footle for Jan Allison -



  Unfit
  Bullshit

  Make it
  a hit





   
   07.07.2015 A-L Andresen :)
   Copyright © All Rights Reserved


Copyright © Sunshine Smile | Year Posted 2015

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Fickle-Foolish-Footles - Man's Best Friend

Overweight Terrier:
   Porky
   Yorkie
Un-cool Terrier:
   Dorky
   Yorkie

Spaniel dog breeder:
   Cocker
   Stocker
Parrot who mimics a Spaniel's bark:
   Cocker
   Mocker
Book on how to care for Cockers:
   Spaniel
   Manuel
Originally from England, a well-rounded Spaniel stays in shape by playing:
   Cocker
   Soccer
Then showers and dresses by its:
   Cocker
   Locker

Dachshund headgear:
   Weenie
   Beenie
Grouchy Dachshund:
   Meany
   Weenie
Proportionally, male Dachshunds have:
   Teenie
   Weenies
(But size isn't everything)
Dachshund making critcal life choices:
   Eenie
   Weenie...

Lassie was a level-headed dog and never engaged in:
   Collie
   Folly
Reared in a loving environnment, she was a rather:
   Jolly
   Collie
Bred in the capitol city of NC, making her a:
   Raleigh
   Collie
To commemorate her frequent (and often rowdy) visits to N.O. a streetcar was renamed the:
   Collie
   Trolley

Snoopy immigrated to the States but alas, was found not to be a:
   Legal
   Beagle
Thus he was deported back to England but was promptly knighted by the Queen becoming a:
   Regal
   Beagle
Now a celebrity, he even had an entourage of nubile young female beagles named:
   Snoopy's
   Groupies
Eventually, he met his soul mate, married her in Westminster Abbey and it is rumored that they engaged in numerous and somewhat kinky sessions of:
    Snoopy
    Whoopie




Copyright © Tim Ryerson | Year Posted 2013

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Fussy Cat


   Cat stirs
        Then purrs

   Yawns, sighs
        Makes cries

   M e o w
        Wants chow

   Seeks dish
        No fish

   Dried food
        Bad mood

   Eyes stare
        With glare

   Stands still
        To chill

   No win
        Gives in

   At last
        Eats fast

   Next scene
        Dish clean


Sandra M. Haight

~1st Place~
Contest: Your Footle Poem
Sponsor: Judy Konos
Judged 04/07/2015

~NA~
Premiere Contest: Animal Antics
Sponsor: Shadow Hamilton
Judged: 09/18/2016





Copyright © Sandra Haight | Year Posted 2015

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Footling Around In the Kitchen

Adventurous Asparagus

Edgy 
Veggie

All over the Stove

Splatter
Matter

Don’t let Pa Find This

Risky 
Whisky

Brother Got the Kraft Macaroni He Wanted

Dinner
Winner

The Hostess Treat that Hid in the Pantry Corner

Stinky
Twinky

Oops! Leftovers Two Weeks old

Fateful
Plateful

For the March of the Footle Poetry Contest of Timothy Hicks


Copyright © Andrea Dietrich | Year Posted 2016

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FUNERAL FOOTLES

Deceased Released Goodbye I cry Church pew Hurts you My bum Now numb No droppin* The coffin! 4th March 2015 Written before dad’s funeral - I'll take my cushion to sit on lol * not proper footle but I had to add it!


Copyright © JAN ALLISON | Year Posted 2015

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It's All In How You Ask It

A Vague Question Bleary Query A Dull Question Dreary Query A Positive Question Cheery Query A Tired Question Weary Query A Doubtful Question Leery Query A Strange Question Eerie Query A Sad Question Teary Query A Question for Hubbie Dearie Query For the Footle Fun Poetry contest of yasmin khan


Copyright © Andrea Dietrich | Year Posted 2013

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THE HAUNTED HOUSE

HAUNTED HOUSE FOOTLES

Steps in -
What din!

Rat squeaks 
Floor creaks

Let loose,
Ghost boos

Blood Pool -
Bats drool!

Strobe lights,
Snake Bites!

Suspense -
Live Fence!

Zombie -
Crombie! *

Cat's eyes -
On mice!

Closed spaces,
Lined faces

Blue slime,
Red grime!

Skulls stare -
BEWARE!

Quiver,
Shiver!

Loud cry...
Mouth dry! -

Our horde
Spots board: ....


YOUR END,
MY FRIEND



---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

* - Crombie, here, means 'Something crazy'


Copyright © Sneha RV The Literature Lover | Year Posted 2015

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having sex - footle

buck wild
rodeo style
_______________________|
PENNED ON AUGUST 14, 2014!


Copyright © Verlena S. Walker | Year Posted 2014

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Heart Footle

Please take
Don't break


Copyright © Vince Suzadail Jr. | Year Posted 2012

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Student Drivers

rehearse reverse
__________________________________ 8/13/14 For Judy Kono's Footle Contest


Copyright © Carrie Richards | Year Posted 2014

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NEW YEAR FOOTLES

New Year Drinks Beer Gets drunk Heads clunk Drink over Hangover Feels sick Loo Quick! Is ill Needs Pill To bed Sore head Morning Dawning Feels sad Looks bad Want drink… Rethink! 1st January 2015


Copyright © JAN ALLISON | Year Posted 2015

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CHRISTMAS PRESENT FOOTLES

Bad gifts Cause rifts Be rash Spend cash Debit Credit Worthwhile Their smile 20th December 2014


Copyright © JAN ALLISON | Year Posted 2014

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Divorce

Stale mate?
Rebate...

7/7/15 Caryl S. Muzzey
Copyright © 2015 by Caryl S Muzzey

First Place Winner ~ "One Footle” Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Judy Kono
Aug. 8, 2015


Copyright © Caryl Muzzey | Year Posted 2015

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TENDER LOVING TOUCH

TENDER LOVING TOUCH don't fear she's dear tight clutch soft touch wears white polite too sick she's quick your ache she breaks your ill she feels one pill you still preserve your nerve correct inject your shock she blocks you scared she cares through sleeps she peeps recharged discharge "thank you" she coos ___________________________ Sponsor Judy Konos Contest Name YOUR FOOTLE POEM ---Placed1st--- O.E. Guillermo 8:41 pm, April 04, 2015


Copyright © Olive Eloisa Fraser | Year Posted 2015

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THIS POEM REALLY SUCKS

Mummy Dummy
11~07~14 Sponsor Jerry T Curtis This Poem really S****s Thanks for my first ever negative comment That is terrible.... J/K ....hugs Tim


Copyright © JAN ALLISON | Year Posted 2014

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Decorated Pastry - Footle

strudel
doodle
August 12, 2014


Copyright © Faye Gibson | Year Posted 2014

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Blue Moon

Stars died. Moon cried. Written July 6, 2015 by Andrea Dietrich For the One Footle Only Poetry Contest of Judy Konos


Copyright © Andrea Dietrich | Year Posted 2015

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The Sixties

                   taboos 

                gone loose

              ----------------

                  walled in

                    Berlin

              ----------------

                    flower

                    power

              ----------------

            20th August 2014
Contest: Let's Keep Footling Around
        Sponsor: Andrea Dietrich




Copyright © Paul Callus | Year Posted 2014

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A Compilation of Fickle Foolish Footles

FOOTLES FOR THE BIRDS AND THE BEASTS - 

Bad-ass old bear:
    Grizzly
    Grizzly

Dachshund making critical life choices:
     Eenie
     Weenie...

Cougar from Arizona:
    Yuma
    Puma

Cowardly Cock-a-Doodle-Doer:
    Chicken
    Chicken

Slave Driving Beaver:
    Dam it
    Damn it!

Aptly named female feathered friend:
    Robin
    Robin
 
Alaska poacher gets mauled by a:
    Polar's
    Molars

Overweight Terrier:
    Porky
    Yorkie

Scavenger Mores:
    Vulture
    Culture

After sex, bears often share a:
    Yogi
    Stogie

Neutered Tomcat:
    Benign
    Feline

Wolf in Sheep’s clothing:
     Mutton
     Glutton

Proportionally, male Dachshunds have:
     Teenie
     Weenies
(But size isn't everything)
.........................................

RANDOM AND RATHER REDICULOUS FOOTLES -  

Overweight law enforcement official:
    Whopper
    Copper

Overweight Janitor:
    Whopper 
    Mopper

Spaced-out church officer:
   Freekin’ 
   Deacon

Church officer forced to depend on Depends:
   Leakin'
   Deacon

Unhappy restaurant client:
    Diner
    Whiner

Cosa Nostra restaurant special:
    Mobster
    Lobster

Yep, you guessed it. A criminal Crustacean:
    Lobster
    Mobster 

Why did she slap me? All I did was:
    Toot her
    Hooter

Careless Urologist:
    Pecker
    Wrecker




Copyright © Tim Ryerson | Year Posted 2015

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FELINE FINE FOOTLES

Tiddles didn’t like his new tinned tea Fussy Pussy Angry Animal Shows claws From paws Self catering cat Catch mice Tastes nice Caught in the rain Soggy Moggy Time for a sneaky sleep Cat nap On lap Contented cat Purry Furry March of the Footles Contest Sponsor Timothy Hicks 03~04~16


Copyright © JAN ALLISON | Year Posted 2016

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DIET FOOTLES

Sweet tooth In youth On scales She WAILS! Hot date Lose weight Diet? Try it Big eyes Large thighs Fat tum Huge bum Gobbles… Wobbles In mood For food Crunchies Munchies Wants choc - Whole block! Adore Fridge door Keeps shut With butt Risk it ... Biscuit Crispbread? Drop dead! Think thin As pin Eats less ... New dress Now slim And trim Look great For date 04~05~15 Contest Judy Konos - Your Footle Poem ~awarded 1st place~


Copyright © JAN ALLISON | Year Posted 2015

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Dancing - Inspired by Anne Lise Andresen

I miss dancing with my Daddy, I stepped upon his feet, I held to his legs and round and round in circles he danced with me. I miss dancing with my best friend. We let loose to the jungle beat. Our blood flowing faster as we turned to wild beasts. I miss dancing with my lover, His arms held me tight. I let go of all my tension as we danced beneath the moonlight. Now I dance within my dreams, as I can no other place. No one is here to dance with me, I feel without a place.


Copyright © Jay Loveless | Year Posted 2012