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AND THEN I KISSED HIM - COLLABORATION WITH TIM SMITH

Hot date
Can’t wait

We're at
My flat

Cute eyes
Nice thighs

Admit
She’s fit

So sweet
Must eat

We dine
Sublime

First Kiss
Sheer bliss

Soft peck
On neck

Tongue's twirl
Toes curl

First base
Hearts race

Undressed
Bare breast

Blimey
She’s ‘HE’

No joy
Ladyboy

Fussy
Pussy

Night ends
As friends

Written by Jan Allison & Tim Smith
28th August 2014

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Heartache-Collaboration With Jan Allison

You leave
I grieve

Your lies
My cries

I’m sad
Feel bad
 
Sex bomb
With Tom

Fat git
The sh*t

He’s rank
Feet stank
 
Bad lay
He’s gay!

Huge butt
Cheap slu*

Good bye 
You're sly

You stray
I pay

cat stink
no drink

new chick
cut di**

no wife
sad life

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Jan The Footle Queen-Collaboration

There's a green eyed lady we have seen
She gives to all hugs, smiles and love
Her footle  rhymes soar high above
I nominate her the official footle queen

Funny 
Hunny 


Goddess 
No less 


Witty 
Bitty 

Our queen 
Obscene

My dear 
I hear 

Flirty 
Dirty 

(mistake 
I make) 
Cassie's 
Sassy
 
Demand 
Not Jan 

We'll meet 
Retreat 

Some fun 
Rerun 

Rewind 
Til blind 

Her smile
Worthwhile

Big heart
Does fart

Blunder
Wonder

Our Jan
Big fan 


Collaboration with Casarah Nance


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Compliments

Nice tie
Big guy


You're sweet
My treat


no cries
green eyes


too cute
pursuit


"we" smile   (or one big smile from Jan)
awhile

let's dance
romance

in love
my dove



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Distasteful Footles

*Bump and Grind* 
Jerkin' 
Twerkin' 

*Swing* 
Now Go 
Down Low 

*Moonwalk* 
Jackson's 
Actions 

*Hip Hop Slam* 
Word slap 
Fast rap 

*Pop Stars* 
Scandal 
Vandal 

*One of the Seven Dorks* 
Dopey 
Grope-y 

"Cooking" 
You bake 
My Cake 

"Bedroom" 
Lights out 
You Shout 

"Drunken Hunting" 
You shoot 
Your boot 

"Driving mower" 
Cut grass 
On ass 

*Too much* 
High Ball 
I fall 

*Too Little* 
One stroke 
God's joke 

*Too Late* 
Forget 
Regret 

"Staying the Night" 
Seduce 
Let loose 

"Goodnight Kiss" 
moon light 
just right 

"Bad Date" 
Cheapskate 
Quick Date 

"Pitbull Encounter" 
Bald head 
My Bed .... (give head) (dick shred)

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More Foolish Footles for Super Soupy Soupers -

Andrea D?...No brainer:
Dandy
Andie

Or in her younger, wilder days she may have been:
Randy
Andie?
(Just kidding! Just kid...Ouch!)

I have no choice but to categorize several poems by my mentor as:
Guzzi's
Doozies
(Now don't YOU start on me Deb!)

Ms. Macmillan's writing style is quite modern so here-to-forth she is:
Trendy
Cyndi
(You're not gonna' hit me too are you Cyndi?)

It is rumored that Mr. O is a care-free soul so some might name him:
Groovin'
Ruben

And be sure to keep up with current South African events in the:
Suzette
Gazette

A Christmas poem composed by Carol Brown could be a:
Carol
Carol

Writer's block PD? No sweat!...Just a temporary case of:
Souper
Stupor

Okay, that's enough...

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More Foolish Footles - Man's Best Friend

Overweight Terrier:
Porky
Yorkie
Un-cool Terrier:
Dorky
Yorkie

Spaniel dog breeder:
Cocker
Stocker
Parrot who mimics a Spaniel's bark:
Cocker
Mocker
Book on how to care for Cockers:
Spaniel
Manuel
Originally from England, a well-rounded Spaniel stays in shape by playing:
Cocker
Soccer
Then showers and dresses by its:
Cocker
Locker

Dachshund headgear:
Weenie
Beenie
Grouchy Dachshund:
Meany
Weenie
Proportionally, male Dachshunds have:
Teenie
Weenies
(But size isn't everything)
Dachshund making critcal life choices:
Eenie
Weenie...

A dog in Medieval France:
Feudal
Poodle
French dog's brain:
Poodle
Noodle
A French dog breeder raises:
Oodles
of
Poodles
(Cheated on that one)

Lassie was a level-headed dog and never engaged in:
Collie
Folly
Reared in a lovng environnment, she was a rather:
Jolly
Collie
Bred in the capitol city of NC, making her a:
Raleigh
Collie
To commemorate her frequent (and often rowdy) visits to N.O. a streetcar was renamed the:
Collie
Trolley

Snoopy immigrated to the States but alas, was found not to be a:
Legal
Beagle
Thus he was deported back to England but was promptly knighted by the Queen becoming a:
Regal
Beagle
Now a celebrity, he even has an entourage of nubile young female beagles named:
Snoopy's
Groupies
Footnote: He is also a regular on the foxhunt circuit where it is rumored that he is often allowed to cheat, prompting howls of protests from outraged and exhausted cohorts...


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Bedtime-Footle

Child cries.....

.....Mom sighs







Footle Contest
08/11/2014

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Halloween by The Four Musky Tears


Sit tight Fright night Daunting Haunting Sweet treats On streets Dumb witch hit ditch corn maze kids craze _From the mouth of babes_ SMALL GHOST SCREAMS MOST _Toothless bites_ VAMPIRE RETIRE _Toddlers first Halloween_ BUMPKIN PUMPKIN _Trick or treat please_ CANDY FOR ME _Neighbor has out done me on decorations_ BUY MORE DECORE _welcome to the haunted house_ MY LAIR BEWARE pirate's privates push broom costume munchkin pumpkin hung bones loud groans candle vandal scary carry _the perfect appetizer _ spider slider
Co-written : Jan Allison Casarah Nance Yvonne Maurice Tim Smith

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having sex - footle

buck wild
rodeo style
_______________________|
PENNED ON AUGUST 14, 2014!

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It's All In How You Ask It

A Vague Question Bleary Query A Dull Question Dreary Query A Positive Question Cheery Query A Tired Question Weary Query A Doubtful Question Leery Query A Strange Question Eerie Query A Sad Question Teary Query A Question for Hubbie Dearie Query For the Footle Fun Poetry contest of yasmin khan

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HE ALWAYS GETS HIS DOUGH TO RISE FOOTLE

Master Baker 09~19~14 Contest: Any New Poem Sponsor: Alfred Vassallo ~awarded 4th place ~

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Decorated Pastry - Footle

strudel
doodle
August 12, 2014

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Foodles

A Silly Beehive
Funny
Honey

School Yard Bee Fight
Bumble 
Rumble

Noisy Yellows
Jacket 
Racket

Aug 19, 2014

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DOUBLE TROUBLE - FOR TIM AND CASARAH

They called me the footles queen
Told the soup world that I’m obscene (LOL)
Their friendship means the world to me
Here are my footles for you to see



Casarah

Yummy 
Mummy

Caring
Sharing

Pit bull
Not dull

Her tush
Is lush

Tim

Doting
Father

Making
Baking

Seeking
Loving

Romance
And dance

Great friend
Till end

Jan Allison
26th August 2014

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Heart Footle

Please take
Don't break

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Football Footles

Catches
Snatches
 
block kick
score quick
 
big win
we grin
 
Halfback
Cuts back
 
In doubt
time out
 
call blown
crowd moan
 
offense
defense
 
you lose
crowd boos
 
Our team
we scream


written by Jan Allison and Tim Smith

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KHOI BAG

ROMANCE pure bliss first kiss PASSION delight midnight WEDDING carriage marriage WEDDED LIFE awesome twosome BABY happy chappy TODDLER glass tip first sip RIPE AGE blurred sight twilight 28th Jan 2013

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Fiddling and Footling With the Super Duper Soupers

Well if it isn’t the Italian Princess herself! I just KNEW we’d finally meet. It must be our:
Karma,
Charma
(Whatcha say we…Ow! Look, you left a mark)

I swear to GOD I haven’t been drinking Deb! It’s YOU that’s making me all:
Woozy,
Guzzi
(Hold me up whouldja cher? Ohh yeah)

Wow, I’m trippin’ out Ortello! It’s like FAR OUT to rap with you man and those threads are like:
Groovin’
Ruben
(I’m an old hippie, what did you expect?)

Well look who’s here! Andrea, the sonnet queen herself! What you drinkin girl? How bout some:
Brandy,
Andie?
(Or maybe some ‘Southern Comfort?’ Ouch! You too?)

OH-MY-GOD, its Ms. Claudon-I-I-mean ONCLAUD (gulp) you’re getting me all:
Sweaty,
Nettie!
(Here, check my pulse)

C’mon Ms. Richards! Let’s take a walk and have a nice long talk about poetry…Why do you:
Tarry,
Carrie?
(I KNOW you’re busy but I’m SO lonely)

The Flower of the East! May I have this dance? Whew! Lordy me...Do I detect the sweet aroma of:
Jasmine,
Yasmin?
(This was SUPPOSED to be for your contest but I footled around and didn’t read the footling RULES)

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Dancing - Inspired by Anne Lise Andresen

I miss dancing with my Daddy, I stepped upon his feet, I held to his legs and round and round in circles he danced with me. I miss dancing with my best friend. We let loose to the jungle beat. Our blood flowing faster as we turned to wild beasts. I miss dancing with my lover, His arms held me tight. I let go of all my tension as we danced beneath the moonlight. Now I dance within my dreams, as I can no other place. No one is here to dance with me, I feel without a place.

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The Sixties

                   taboos 

                gone loose

              ----------------

                  walled in

                    Berlin

              ----------------

                    flower

                    power

              ----------------

            20th August 2014
Contest: Let's Keep Footling Around
        Sponsor: Andrea Dietrich



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Student Drivers

rehearse reverse
__________________________________ 8/13/14 For Judy Kono's Footle Contest

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More Animal Footles-Just For Fun

 
These are just for fun...I am trying my hand at them!

DROMEDARY'S NAIL POLISH
 camel enamel

SMALL UNSENTIMENTAL HORSE
  stony pony

WILD DOG LANGUAGE
  dingo lingo

INEBRIATED POLECAT
  drunk skunk

HOG'S MUSIC PLAY DATE
  pig gig

  SPICY WILDCAT
  peppered leopard

FELINE HEAD WEAR
  cat hat

OUTSTANDING MARSUPIAL
awesome possum







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Food Footles For Fun

FOOD FOOTLES Pagan Poultry Wiccan Chicken Soda Pop Battered Perky Turkey Going Green Lil Tree Broccoli Textured Preference Holes please Swiss cheese Food Fight Ammunition Sweet peas Thrown ease Parkay Vs. Country Crock Better Butter 09-19-2014

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A Roll of Duct Tape - Footle

Yammer
Dammer

August 18, 2014