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TURKEY'S DONT ENJOY THANKSGIVING

Today it is Thanksgiving Day For all dead turkey’s I do pray That you had a good life Now you’re carved with a knife Served on a plate as the entrée Have a great Thanksgiving folks! 26th November 2015

Copyright © JAN ALLISON | Year Posted 2015

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A Thankful Turkey

Written by Gail DeBole

When a turkey, who yearly escapes
From his owner's Thanksgiving plate,
Was asked to reveal
Why he's never a meal
He said, "That much of a turkey I ain't!"



Note: Thanksgiving is celebrated on the fourth Thursday of each November in the United States.  President Abraham Lincoln proclaimed this as an official holiday in 1863.

Copyright © Gail DeBole | Year Posted 2012

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Thanksgiving in the mirror

With "plenty" this culture's endowed 
Bad outcomes are never allowed!
But nature's stealthy
And notes for the wealthy
Silver linings come with a cloud

Copyright © Duke Beaufort | Year Posted 2012

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A Not So Good Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving is a day to be grateful,
Not a day to be grumpy or hateful.
But a burnt pumpkin pie,
And a turkey that's dry,
Might make it hard to be elateful.*


11/16/12
*(I realize elateful is not a word, but I claim poetic
   license.)






























Copyright © Kim Merryman | Year Posted 2012

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Healthy Moderation

Our first lady Michelle from the white house.
Encourages healthy eating not souse.
Limbaugh cries idiot.
In the newspaper writ.
She was eating hamburgers with her spouse!

In Vale he said they were sking on snow.
Then eating ribs, he said on his show.
But how can he talk?
With his bulk hard to walk!
Having chest pains to the hospital did go!

"Food Nanny" Obama is saying,
Having barbeque won't be paying.
Have pie on Thanksgiving Day,
Said Michelle critics say,
Moderation??  To the dogs we're straying!





Copyright © Jimmy Anderson | Year Posted 2011

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Canada's Thanksgiving



It's Canada's Thanksgiving, today is the day We give thanks for a country that continues to amaze Peaceful and prospering Steadfast and unfaltering Proud as punch to be Canadian, this oath I convey © Jack Ellison 2015

Copyright © Jack Ellison | Year Posted 2015

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Thanksgiving





Now on this thanksgiving day
Whilst you wash your dinner away
With wine and coffee creamy topped 
And listen to the music bop
I wish you all the turkey trots




© Copyright K.C.Leake
27th November 2015
All Rights Reserved

Copyright © kevin leake | Year Posted 2015

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Which Turkey to Take - A Thanksgiving Limerick

The man had a tough choice to make
Which of the birds should he take?
Both turkeys looked good
But he thought that he should
Take the jenny instead of the jake.

Copyright © Randy Imwalle | Year Posted 2015

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Turkey Day




Let’s thank God for this turkey day
But all of the birds have runaway
They must of seen the axe 
Don’t think they could relax
Left all their feathers in the hay



© Copyright K.C.Leake
26th November 2015
All Rights Reserved

Copyright © kevin leake | Year Posted 2015

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Turkey Gobbler

There once was a turkey named Tom
Always persecuted by those with aplomb
   He managed a stay
   From one with much sway
But still served to all with much calm

Copyright © Renee Kelly | Year Posted 2015

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For Canadian Eyes Only

Happy Thanksgiving to all you Canucks
I'd send you a card and maybe some bucks
but I'm broke
that's no joke
Stay close to the fire and wear your mukluks


Copyright © lim'rik flats | Year Posted 2016

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Thanksgiving Day

Thanksgiving soon coming to town
Turkey plumped up and golden brown
‘tho some like white meat
The dark can’t be beat
To the table we all sit down.

First begin the meal with a prayer
Thanking God for everyone there
Let the feast begin
Knife and fork, dig in
There seems to be food everywhere.

Potatoes and dressing and pies
To eat too much would not be wise
With plenty for all
And plates piled too tall
Indigestion will be your prize!

Copyright © Betty Janko | Year Posted 2016

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terrorism warning for thanksgiving

This antique house has old bowels
An attack could give us the scowls
The toilet must flow
And we want you to know
It’s bad if you flush paper towels!


Authors Note: This is the most significant threat during the holidays. We shall have guests, and how can we control what they do?  Fellow poets and hosts please feel free to publish this limerick on a little card and place it in your guest bathroom so that you might avoid this deplorable and monumental attack!

Copyright © Duke Beaufort | Year Posted 2016

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Our Thanksgiving Pants

We all commented that the turkey was grand,
somebody saying the gravy was too bland,
we had said Grace,
stuffed our faces,
thank God for pants with elastic waist bands!






11-24-16
HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE!!!

Copyright © cheryl hoffman | Year Posted 2016

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The gobble-oscopy

The “gobble-oscopy” 


When the chef succumbed to his bottle
twenty turkeys escaped without gobble
took an apple and stuck it
where no one would pluck it
so the chef giving chase could but hobble

John G. Lawless
11/23/2016

Copyright © John lawless | Year Posted 2016

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happy T day

Happy day of giving thanks to all Ameri-cans
enjoy your feasting-football-family, party-hearty plans
even to you
who do tofu
instead of turkey (those birds, your biggest fans)

Copyright © lim'rik flats | Year Posted 2016

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Overlooked Tradition

Deprived pilgrim wives ruminated
On ways to get hubbies elated:
After Thanksgiving chow
Ogling men hollered “wow!”
As wet-shirted women they rated.

Copyright © David Bose | Year Posted 2016