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Limerick Sister Poems | Limerick Poems About Sister

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We're Having Nun of That

Two Nuns travel through Europe by car
Guided by the heavens North Star
Transylvania they reach
Hymn singing they preach
Not realizing they have come so far

At a busy junction they now stop
The red light is about to colour swap
Then out of the night
A most scaring sight
Onto their bonnet Dracula did drop

Sister Francine to Sister Helen said
On with the wipers, off with his head
Darn, that never worked
On this darkly toothed berk
He's hanging on, foot down, of they sped

What shall I do, Sister Francine says
Sister Helen shouts, window wiper spray
At the Vatican I filled
It's heavenly chilled
This time he's sure to go away

The Holy Water now having been yield
Has the demons fate now been sealed
To rid of this dross
Please show him your cross
Get the **** off the windshield!

~*~ This piece has been turned into a Limerick from a joke doing the rounds ~*~

Copyright © James Fraser

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Sister Jan

Got a sweet pretend sister by the name of Jan She lives across the ocean on the Isle of Man We're united by the funnies We don't make much money Although some of our naughty stuff gets banned © Jack Ellison 2015

Copyright © Jack Ellison

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Shared Ego - Year 2030

Written by Gail DeBole on September 12, 2013

There once were siamese-like twins
Who didn't share organs or limbs.
An ego was shared
Thoughts moving through air
Between sisters Donna and Kim.

With an ego bigger than most
The twins did nothing but boast
of trophies and wins
And spectacular whims.
The sisters were known coast-to-coast.

Copyright © Gail DeBole

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Limerick: Once a Little Girl and her Sister

Limerick : Once a Little Girl and her Sister

Once a little girl and her sister
Went out for a walk in a bluster
Little girl lost her way
Big sister blew away
With a Mister who wore a whisker. 

© T. Wignesan – Paris,  2013

Copyright © T Wignesan

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My sister will push and shove,
She was no angel sent from above,
A pinch here and a kick there,
Then a pull on my short black hair,
Yet somehow I still manage to love.

Copyright © Nikita Shah

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I've a beautiful 
sister, Rejoice
whose head never 
makes any wise 
Hear the last that 
she made
was to be, a house 
What shall i call this 
stupid Rejoice?


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Which One Is the Insister

She insisted on careless key twisting.
Now she's mad and locked out and it's misting.
And her sister's locked in...
Who's "in-sister" again,
If the "out-sister" did the insisting?

Copyright © Jason Talbott

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little sister

I have a little sister
She can be a twister
Likes to play
Likes to pray
She gave me a blister

Copyright © Katelin Frame

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Hey Mister 2

Hey Mister 2

Hey mister want to meet my other odd twisted sister
She's shorter than the other sister with ugly blister
She does throw a mean fist
Does not know how to twist
She's so short it causes her to turn green and sinister

Written: 12/4/14

This poem was written in view of my real short-short sister Joyce
Told Jack Ellison I’d repost it. Her nickname while growing up
Was Mickey Mouse; I wonder why that is??

Copyright © Eve T.M.M.