Submit Your Poems
Get Your Premium Membership

Hate Limerick Poems | Limerick Poems About Hate

These Hate Limerick poems are examples of Limerick poems about Hate. These are the best examples of Hate Limerick poems written by international PoetrySoup poets

Details | Limerick | |

Just Horsing Around with Limericks

(sorry, Tirzah, I could not do a nice long poem on horses.
I just felt like doing some silly limericks playing off expressions
for horses. Thanks for the inspiration!)

I Hate that Horse

There’s a horse that I so hate to see,
And at night sometimes he visits me.
His attack to my thigh
Makes me think I might die.
That Charly Horse acts horribly!

Horses Have Ears, Ya Know

“I could eat a horse!” hungry bob said
To his friends as he rode his horse, Ned.
Taking it the wrong way,
Ned reared up with a “neigh!”
Bob fell off and got kicked in the head.

Pony Up

“Pony up,” said the seamstress in town
With the new bride’s hand-sewn beaded gown.
But having no dough,
The bride cast her eyes low,
Saying, “Sorry, but my pony is down.”

In Our One Horse Town

We love ostriches. Haven’t you heard?
Yes, it’s true, and I give you my word
Just one old mare lives here.
Had no foals; she is queer.
So each cowboy just rides a bird!

For Tirzah's "A Horse is a Horse of Course" contest

Details | Limerick | |

War on Terror

I am a defender of democracy

But not its lies and hypocrisy:

 And I detest Jihad terror,

  Its soldier and flag bearer

Who defend their own atrocity!


Not funny I know. Limericks 
Are supposed to be humorous.
I apologise for that.