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Strut the Butt Jabba

On Halloween night I will strut Dressed like Jabba the Hut Many sweets I will eat As it is trick or treat And double the size of my butt


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Tim And His Kelly Green Mustang


I have a friend by the name of Tim, He keeps in shape when frequents the gym. His Kelly green Mustang he drove And smack'd it into a cove. The witches got him and ate one of his limbs! Dorian Petersen aka ladydp2000 copyright@2014 October,5,2014


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Witch Bakery

There once was a witch whose pies
Were unique as to flavor and size.
When she opened her ovens
She delighted her covens,
With dozens of old crusty guys.


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He Had A Holloweenie

Under his nose hung a big greenie.
The kids all thought he was a meanie.
He just didn't have a hankie.
That's why he was so cranky.
Also, he had a hollow weenie.


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To suffering there is a limit to fear there is none-w

There’s nothing funny about Halloween
Whims and excuses for festival fun
Statement by clothes
A story by costumes
On the adult world revenge by children

Most memorable Halloween costume worn
By the mother of the friend of my son
She was dressed as a cow
I want to let you know
My eyes dropped to her udder soon.

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Fifth place winner in:
Contest: Halloween Limerick Contest by John Freeman


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A White Pumpkin Family Review

Cotton Candy is a pumpkin who
Is known as White Pepo too.
Her nice rounded shell
She keeps very well,
And one day she met Baby Boo.

Baby Boo is quite small, and at night
He might glow, an albino pure white.
He is both good looking
And good at cooking!
He and white Pepo make a rare sight.

Cotton Candy (White Pepo) and he
Got together, and baby made three.
With skin color cream,
The baby’s a dream
And he’s part of the Ghost family.

Like his Mom, maybe better, is he.
Ghost can keep for a long time and be
Just like his Dad too.
Like that small Baby Boo,
In the oven he can bake sweetly.

Another White pumpkin, meanwhile,
In Carol’s patch sat on a pile.
Smooth, round and pure white,
An adorable sight,
Is this pumpkin with decorative style.

Other pumpkins can read this and weep
For Halloween has a new peep!
For MINE, cute and small,
Has the name of Snowball
And clear up to Christmas can keep!

For Carol Brown's 
"What No Orange Pumpkin" Poetry Contest


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This Halloween

For Halloween I want to be a wicked witch
With nothing but evil sewed in every stitch
Give the kids lots of candy how awesome
Then I'll scare the pants right off them
And just hope I don't wake up in a ditch


FOR HALLOWEEN COSTUME CONTEST


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Strumpet Meets Star Wars

For trick or treating Stella the strumpet

Got dressed up as a butterscotch crumpet

     Caught his eye – Jabba the Hutt

     He had hunger pangs in his gut

No more strumpet; Hutt plays "Taps" on trumpet


*For John Freeman's Halloween Limericks Contest. ©

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HALLOWEEN CONQUEST


When I saw them coming I knew what to do

Straightened out the white sheets and pulled my mask down, too.

When the doorbell rang I yanked it wide
 
Three sets of eyeballs stood there white eyed~

They didn't expect my ghostly "BOO"!



"Trick or Treat" one finally professed

My staring gaze...they thought me possessed.

I grabbed a handful of candy for each

And with an alabaster hand stretched out my reach~

I thought, "Another Halloween Conquest"!


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Call Me Cousin

I'm short and most costumes don't fit
Halloween found me in a snit
     But I have my answer now
     I just comb my long hair down
Add glasses and I'm Cousin It



Written for the Halloween Costume contest


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Treat with laughter

Head bald, saffron robe, leaves of old scripture 
Visited disciples friend, introduced as Face Reader
Friend curious to know future
Revealed past, (disciple had briefed earlier)  
Future prediction goofed, prank exposed, had Treat with laughter      



Placed 7 
Members Contest - Halloween Limerick Contest by John Freeman


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Where There's A Witch--There's A Way

I know of a witch, with a wart on her nose Day after day, we can watch how it grows! It is thought of by some That it might weigh a ton!! How big could it get?? ...Well, nobody knows!! It itched, she scratched, then rubbed it with lotion Then guzzled two portions of wicked witch potion She chanted a curse Which made it much worse!! Her nose is so huge...it drips like an ocean! Halloween came, so she saddled her broom Climbed on the broom, but her take-off was doomed... The wart was too heavy!! So she got in her Chevy! She zooms through our town, with exhaust fumes in bloom!!
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HALLOWEEN HOWLERS

My costume makes me look fat And I lost my witches hat I can’t find my broom It’s not in the room Now where’s my lucky black cat An unfortunate man named Keith Mislaid his set of false teeth Tried apple bobbing His jaw was throbbing Poor guy can’t get no relief I love eating pumpkin pie My tum is big its no lie I pick up my spoon Then I start to swoon Feel sick and I want to die Jan Allison 11th October 2014


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NOTHING IS AS IT SEEMS

What is this, a friendly ghost
Casper was nicer than most
He had a show 
It had to go
No one liked a friendly ghost

We want a dark ghost that's mean
Terrible fright makes us scream
Boo with a bite
Unending night
Where nothing is as it seems

Contest: Kelly's "Ghost"
Date: 10-27-14


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Halloween Treats

The highlight of the year for dear old Dad

     Was Halloween when treats were to be had

          His modus operandi

               Son you collect the candy

                    Snickers for me - licorice for you lad

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved


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Bad Ghoulish Goblin

There once was a bad ghoulish goblin.
Thump, thump on a crutch he was hobblin’.
It was Halloween night.
He dared to give a fright.
But he fell to the ground; he was wobblin’.

© November 4, 2010
Dane Smith-Johnsen


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Halloween Curmudgeon!

I have no beef with Halloween per se

     Tho' 'tis like a vast guv-mint giveaway

          'Tis a scheme to spread the wealth

               As kids shake me down with stealth

                    I aim to keep socialism at bay

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved

Placed No. 4 in John Freeman's "Halloween Limerick" Contest - November 2010


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Halloween

It's about that time for Halloween
Look at all the witches so scary and green
I'm getting ready to scare the pants off the kids
Have fun enjoy doing it I always did
It's halloween I'm not being mean


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Trick No Treat-

I know not my typical sense of humor bear with me, it's halloween



Chocolate worms, cricket smile,
Bugs in suckers stay awhile.
I'll tell ya whats neat
Cutting off kids feet,
And making them crawl a mile.


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Stephen King's Best

It's Halloween night, what's on T.V.?
Gory reruns is all that there be.
All of Stephen King's best
Being put to the test,
Vampires, Plymouths and Cujo I see.

An angry little girl starting fires
And Salem's Lot is full of vampires.
There's a self-mending car,
Aliens from afar,
Just feeding all our horror desires.

Stephen King is the master of shock.
To his movies the horror buffs flock.
When the King is around
Movie chills can be found.
Horror movies, they just make us gawk.




for John Freeman's Halloween limerick contest


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Text me ;)

There once was a naughty girl from L.A.
On Halloween she put on a display
She got dressed as a cell phone
Her push buttons made men groan
And she led many men far astray.


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Halloween Limerick

There once was a Halloween party
All of the costumes there were naughty
I tried to be cute
Wearing my birthday suit
And won the prize for costume most gaudy


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Costume for Two

Here’s for partners , both who are thin,
A costume they both can fit in.
I’ll explain now for you
The first thing you can do:
Find some trousers gargantuan!

And since one pair of pants must fit two,
You’ll each need to place both your legs through
Just one side of those pants
As you do a strange dance
‘Cause you’ll be stuck together like glue.

While walking, your steps must be small
And synchronized; else you will fall.
Get a baggy shirt too
For your partner and you.
No, you won’t be a prince at a ball!

For you’ll be there on Halloween Eve,
Each of you using only one sleeve.
With the other arm free,
Out of view it will be.
So what look will you try to achieve?

With two heads and one body you’ll be
The event’s curiosity!
But it’s all about show.
From that costume I know
You’ll be dying to get yourself free.


For SKat's "Costume for Two" Contest


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The Vampire And The Lady Of The Night

There once was a vampire called Vincent
Finding true love was his main intent
As he skulked through the night
Causing women a fright
Biting necks was how he chose to vent

One night Vincent met up with a lady
You might say her job was rather shady
Soon she said what the heck
And she offered her neck
Then he gave her a thrill hot as Hades!

She fell in love as he sucked her blood
Vincent too as he felt his heart thud
Now he was quite love-struck
Could not believe his luck
She made him feel like some vampire stud!



*for Halloween Limerick contest
sponsored by John Freeman


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Reformed Witch

Full moon listed, one Halloween night
A witch flared radioactive flight
Across the bow, around,
With such a swooshing sound,
Only a few saw this awesome sight.

She was adorned in black lacquered dress.
Her flight was erratic, under duress.
Plunging fast to the ground,
A whirlwind dive, no sound,
Upon impact, there was such a mess.

From the rubble there raised, a new form.
However, looked not much of the norm,
She stood, trying to sum.
Then spoke, watch out for rum.
Moreover, she needs to reform.


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Zombie Named Luke

Zombie Named Luke

There was an old Zombie named Luke
Who thought Halloween was a fluke
One person he ate
Did taste like a cake
But caused him great pain and to puke

September 12th, 2013
For Russell's Halloween Contest


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Trick or Treat Scare

There was a young fellow from Deets
Who went out for Halloween treats.
He knocked on a door,
Ghoul covered in gore
Quite frightened him out of his sheets.

He dropped all his treats on the street.
The chasing ghoul then stopped to eat. 
"When all's said and done
This isn't much fun",
He said, as he hastened his feet.

Be careful on this Halloween.
Beware creatures you've never seen.
Like the lad from Deets
Who was scared from sheets 
By ghoul who was rabid and mean.

Four way tie for 2nd.


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Old Edgar A Poe My Kin

Since I'm kin to Edgar Allen Poe
I like for Halloween to cause much woe.
     Out in the streets they're dressed up.
     And with all their crimes they corrupt.
The more the merrier, I say let them go!

I swing my pendulum everyday.
Those who are wise better get out of my way.
     Consider the dead
     Even some in their bed.
Needs to get out on this day and play!

In the graveyard the zombies are restless.
In the cave tops the bats wings getting stressless.
     They're ready to play
     On this Halloween day.
When they finish tonight they'll be guestless!!!!!


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Bloody Mary

A young dead woman named Bloody Mary
for Halloween dressed as the good fairy.
At the mirror she beamed.
No one let out a scream.
BUT many still had dysentery!


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Nevermore

The coven of witches heard a loud knock. Who is it? Shout'd a voice behind the cloak. " It is me said Poe The one that you know" And everyone chant'd "Nevermore" with a mock! Dorian Petersen Potter Aka ladydp2000 Copyright2014 September,25,2014


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HALLOWEEN HOWLERS CONTINUED

Put an old mask upon my head
Nose slashed, holding on by a thread
Blood oozing out the cheek
Looking gruesome and bleak
All of the kids thought I was dead


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Two Halloween Limmericks

Flesh eating zombies and gore;
Blood curdling screams I abhor.
In my neighborhood, 
Folks are up to no good;
And the blood doesn’t come from a store.

Bodies rise up from the dead;
Yet they can’t take a shot to the head.
The logic is lame, 
George Romero’s to blame;
I think I’ll watch Dexter instead.



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Beware Of The Curmudgeon On Judson Street

In a dark, dark room this Halloween Night,

     I will seclude myself sans outside light,

          And when kids shout "trick or treat",

               Behind my door I'll retreat,

                    And eat all the Snickers bars just for spite!

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) 2014 All Rights Reserved


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Trick or (You Know)

I'm off to find me something sweet
A yummy,  juicy Halloween treat
I've learned to follow my nose
No matter where it goes
My feet might smell, but smell with my feet?

I'll trick or treat and finish my task
While wearing a scary Halloween mask
The scariest of them all
No! not my mother-in-law
I'll tell you now before you can ask

If candy were money I would be rich
I'll satisfy my Halloween itch
And that thing I said before?
I can't stand it anymore
My mother-in-law, is truly a witch


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Witch named Tahlie

Witch named Tahlie

There once was a witch name Tahlie
Who always flew really high
Kept her cat with her on her broom
She would never really had any room
Then all fell off killing her mincemeat pie.

Written: Oct. 22, 2014
Eve T.M.Carter


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Gal name Jane

Gal name Jane

Knew a freaky, crazy gal name Jane
Everyone thought she was real insane
Her siblings and all thought they were right
For everyone called her a mighty fright
She left all the folks in town with gore of bloodstain.

Written: Sept. 10, 2014
Eve T.M.Carter