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Girlfriend Limerick Poems | Limerick Poems About Girlfriend

These Girlfriend Limerick poems are examples of Limerick poems about Girlfriend. These are the best examples of Girlfriend Limerick poems written by international PoetrySoup poets

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Monkey See

Monkey See~

There once was a monkey named Frank
Who loved to walk the plank
He said too many jokes
Pulled too many hoaxe-s 
Ha! Ha! Ha! Then he got a good spank

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Who's that monkey in front of me
I dare to hang with you on a tree
Oh! What I do? Will you do?
Together we are like glue
Is that my flea or your flea?

~ Skat ~

Contest~


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A Desperate Dilemma

I dingle the dongle with Dan and ningle another with Nan. But what should I do, when courting sweet Sue? I hope to get hitched, if I can. No more do I dingle with Dan, nor nangle a ningle with Nan. So may I meet you and talk it all through, since Sue’s on a jet – to Japan! ~
For Nathan's 'Alliteration' Competition.


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What A Way To Go

An old man bought her gems and he smiled,
Knowing where they would be in a while...
Sex with a young beauty,
Great legs, boobs and booty.
If he died, he'd be going in style.


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My Pole Dancer

This Pole Dancer she was with me
All other men must pay her fee
Still I must confess
My family’s stress
But Polish dance lessons aren’t free


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A dull three - aka Adultery

Love lived in the hearts of Him and Her,
 But distance shrouded fear over Her
 And to punish Her reluctance
 He gave another girl a chance
 And she brought triplets nine months later.



(c) Nyonglema


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I'VE A BEAUTIFUL GIRLFRIEND NAMED MADE

I've a beautiful 
girlfriend named 
Made.
She is keeping her 
beauty unfade.
On a day she woke 
up
and applied her 
make up.
She resembled a 
Korean's 
marquirade


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Dick's Pick

There was a young man named Dick Nicholas,
whose girl's breasts were udderly ridic'lous.
She was so well endowed;
she embarrassed the cows.
Yet, Dick loved her 'cause she was ticklish.