Limerick Easter Poems | Limerick Poems About Easter
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The Easter Rabbit had a spat with his wife
She said the dumb eggs were ruining her life
Laying eggs is so boring
Then there's your snoring
He met his demise with her carving knife...
NOTE:..apparently she borrowed the knife from
the farmer's wife ,who had been having trouble
with some blind mice.
For the "Clue" contest
Copyright © Barbara Gorelick | Year Posted 2013
John and Jack Bunny are snoozin'
For Easter will keep them both cruisin'
Cute, puffy white tails
Big, tall ears like sails
Hippity hop! Those kids are droolin'
Copyright © Kimberly Shaw | Year Posted 2015
The Easter egg hunt was a blast,
With everyone running quite fast.
Confetti in our hair
Not to mention underwear
Let's hope that dye isn't cast.
Copyright © Jaycee Cervenka | Year Posted 2015
T'was Easter morn and she thought it strange and funny,
Her basket contained neither chocolate, eggs nor money,
But there laid in the Easter grass,
To the surprise of the happy lass,
Was a package of batteries signed " Energizer Bunny".
Description of my love's Easter basket this morn, she found in the hay barn.
April 24, 2011
Copyright © Robert A. Dufresne | Year Posted 2011
Taking sides in discussions holily
About whether Uran used his willy
Means you're trapped in their game -
Either side is the same:
Cock distracts, cash departs, crowd stays silly.
The National Poet Of Slovenia In A Language People Understand interprets important Slovenian affairs for the non-Slovene speaking world.
Copyright © Julian Bohan | Year Posted 2013
A mighty quick bunny named Trixie
hopped to fast n fell in the thick sea
we threw him out a line
thanks to God he was fine
off he scampered after cute Pixie
Our dear Pixie she couldn't be caught
the advances of Trixie she fought
it was love at first sight
wrestling throughout the night
quite soon baby bunnies would be brought
Clumsy Sugar Drop, the rabbit cop
brought that nonsense to a screeching stop
gave out prophylactics
in eggs made of plastic
now Pixie makes Cadbury egg drops
Copyright © Tim Smith | Year Posted 2016