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Cat

Lounging licking leaping
Prancing pouncing peeking
Corners closets crouching
Tail twirling twitching
Sniffing sensing sneezing
Hissing huffing hunting
Pretty purring preening
Curiosity kitty killing
Nine long lives living

Copyright © Rick Zablocki | Year Posted 2013

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Lucky at Home

You’d think a dog named Lucky,
Would lead a decent life.
But Lucky had his troubles,
And they followed day and night.

One day Lucky ran away
In search of greener pastures.
Just to find a field ablaze,
Thus the start of his disasters.

Although Lucky didn’t die that day
And no limbs or parts were broken,
Lucky smelled of smoldered hair
And you’d swear he kept on smokin!

And Lucky liked to chase the cars,
Till the day he lost his nerve
When Lucky met a big ‘ol bus
That couldn’t stop or swerve.

I’m not sure just how it hit him
Or how he’s here today.
But he’s never walked straight since,
And one eye veers away.

My Lucky always clashed with cats
And was leery of their paws.
Until a “Tom” of forty pounds
Let Lucky feel his jaws.

Hair and fur balls filled the air
Like Cottonwoods a bloomin.
Poor ‘ol Lucky lost an ear,
And now looks twice as stupid.

I confess, I named him wrong
And why he stays, I’ll never know.
I guess that I’m the lucky one,
To have Lucky here at home.

Copyright © Tom Valles | Year Posted 2014

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A Little Alliteration

A little alliteration by a long shot speaks so loud.
Metaphors muddle my mind
And silly similes stymie the sentence.
A terrible trope takes too much of my time
g Tiberius is my tag and title
My nom de plume is a personal platitude personified
Better *****es badger me with their bared bosoms
A curious cacophony controls my cochlea
Demanding drugs and daffodils
Eventually ephemeral earth will evince my effervescence
Freakin' phantom fear will  appear
Had enough, Harry?
Or do you just ejaculate jocularity?
O K - I'll specially spare you the shroud of St. Sebastien 
And  say Adios, amigo; ta ta to you, see ya, Zebra; good-by, sweety-pie
So long saintly Samuel, take care, Virginia Dare
And that's the way it is, my miz
Amen and au-revoire.


Copyright © gary thomas | Year Posted 2013

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Girls

Garrulous girls gather Glorious and giddy Giggling and gossiping Geared up endearingly Go out in groovy nights Getting glacial but gay Girls giving grief to guys
Syllables 42. Counted on www.howmanysyllables.com +++++++ April 27, 2014 Form:PLEIADES Dr. Ram Mehta

Copyright © Dr.Ram Mehta | Year Posted 2014

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alliteration medley

telling tendrils twine
a lovers loop of longing
until finally touching

a shimmering swine
swirling and slick
hard to get

a tangible tableau set with
tasty taters and tomaters
touching my tongue with a tang

belligerent battles belittle
brains badly, but burlesque
beauty is a buoyant business

Copyright © raskin bobbins | Year Posted 2012

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Poppy Parrot

Poppy the parrot

Picked pus from a pimple’s peak

but then Poppy pricked Poe’s pajama pole

Patrolman Pat picked Poppy up by his beak

Prisoned Poppy pleads for parole

and pecks popcorn and crumbs all week

Copyright © A.E. Rivenbark | Year Posted 2015

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Many Unhappy Returns

It’s a work day
And it’s my Birthday
All the fours
Male menopause
A Grade - A
Gray Day
Life’s not designed
To be kind
Never mind – eh!

Copyright © David Sollis | Year Posted 2013

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Don't Think


           Don't Think

I thought I thought a thought
but the thought I thought I thought
was not the thought I thought I thought
alas the thoughts I think I think
often tempt me to rethink
the thought I thought I thought
and the thought I thought - I think.


John G. Lawless
For Dr. Ram Metha
Alliteration contest

Copyright © John lawless | Year Posted 2014

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DONE DEAL

[A] DONE DEAL
[A] defeated disgusting man this is. Disallowed defense because of his disease. [A] Done deal to compete with the Dogs! Distribute dinner to him as a better eat of hog maws. Do not deliberate this as a lost. [A] Done Deal depletes the prognosis. Dis Dell do. Hair her head to... [A] Done deal the truth! _________________| PENNED ON JULY 04, 2014!

Copyright © Verlena S. Walker | Year Posted 2014

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Caesar Sees Her Alliteration

Sea Czar Caesar sees her seated on a cedar two-seater beside the East Sea Seder.  He grieves since he sees his sister, Esther Dexter, with her red festered blister, next her.  

Guinevere is pleased her eager leader, Caesar’s seen her.  In degrees, she breezes, “Sir, see our sea surf?  These sea treasures are pleasures to sea czars and we serfs.”

Caesar desires, if it please her, to seize her and squeeze her.

But Esther Dexter who’s next her interjects the elder perspective protector with an inflective reflector.

“Easy, wheezy geezer Caesar.  It may please her if you squeeze her at your leisure, but if you seize her in a fever, she’s sure to seizure; so leave her at ease, sir!”

Peeved Caesar, seethes, sneezes, wheezes, breathes and proceeds.  He’s pissed his less best pest of a sister, Esther Dexter, with her red festered blister, persists amidst this tryst.  

He flees to cleave Guinevere’s knees.  “See here, dear Guinevere.  I’m neither teaser nor misfeasor geezer and will not proceed to cede to my tongue twisted sister, Esther Dexter.  Please heed to receive my believable plead so I may leave relieved.”

Guinevere is pleased with her Caesar and suggests to Esther Dexter to leave her and Caesar forever.
  

Copyright © David Fisher | Year Posted 2013

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PETER PIPER - PICKPOCKET

Perhaps Peter Piper did not pick a peck of pickled peppers,
Perchance Peter purloined them.

Peter's pretext for pickled peppers puts people at ease,
Pickpocket's ploy personified.

Personalizing praise for Peter's pesky presumption,
People put Peter's penchant for peppers praiseworthy.

Perhaps, Peter pretended to pick the peck of pickled peppers,
People should portend where Peter put the peck he picked.

Peter passed plenty of peppers to people,
Personifying Peter and his peck.

Prided peppers purloined or in a pepper peck,
Peter put in his pants pockets.

Copyright © Dan Cwiak | Year Posted 2016

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hubby having hysterics alliteration contest

Parents pushing perambulators
Meeting many mothers
Coffee , cake and chat
Babies bottles to boobs
Hurry home to hubby
Hubby holding hooter
Nappy, not nice.
Baby blowing bubbles
Shower sex sleep
Luxury, lazy lie-in
Hubby having hysterics.
Siana sick over Sean
Cosy cwtch cancelled

Copyright © SEREN ROBERTS | Year Posted 2013

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Humorous A's

An Apple Across Acres Accordingly Accosted, Angelic Answers Awaits!

Copyright © Onna NeeChan | Year Posted 2015

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WOODY

()     When       ()                       ()                   ()                                   ()
        ()                  ()                       ()           Woody          ()
    ()             wants             ()                    ()                            what
 Woody          ()              ()                 wants()()()              ()                ()                ()
          ()                         ()                ()                       ()            ()
          WE          ()              ()                ()       WANT              ()          ()
   ()           ()            WARMER             ()             ()             ()    
                    ()               ()         ()                                WEATHER()()()        ()     ()
      ()                   ()              ()              ()            ()                     ()
  ()       ()     ()               ()              ()               ()             ()                ()
Woody      ()           ()           ()            ()             ()              ()               ()
   ()           wants       ()          ()         December's()      ()          ()          ()       ()                                     ()                   ()                     
         ()                 ()                     ()
                       Winter          ()                      white()()()             ()              ()
         ()           ()         ()       ()        ()        ()            ()          ()         ()
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   ()            ()             ()           ()               ()            ()                ()             ()
        ()           ()      WE  ()     ()  WISH   () HIM    () () WELL    ()             ()    
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Copyright © Dan Cwiak | Year Posted 2015

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There Was A Fairy

            Alliteration Cousin (a,b,c,d. e,f,g,h, a,c,b,d. e,g,f,h. Last Stanza: ae, bf, 

                                        cd, gh)

               (a) There was a Fairy with lots of goodies,
               (b) One day some Elves came in and carted most away.
               (c) "O my", cried the Fairy, "the naughty Elves again,"
               (d) Having great faith, the dear little thing, left everything in 
                    the hands of the Gome.

              (e) Never being weary of well-doing,
              (f) The Fairy went helping needy ones as usual.
              (g) Along came the Gome to hold a Council meeting;
              (h) The Council men and women investigated her case.

              (a) There was a Fairy with lots of goodies,
              (c) "O my", cried the Fairy, "the naughty Elves again."
              (b) For one day some Elves came in and carted most off.
              (d) Having great faith, the dear little thing, left everything in
                   the hands of the Gome.

              (e) Never being weary of well-doing,
              (g) For her, the Gome held a Council meeting.
              (f) The Fairy went helping needy ones as usual.
              (h) The Council men and women investigated her case.

              Last Stanza:              

              (a) There was a Fairy with lots of goodies,
                   Never being weary of well-doing,
              (b) Yet some Elves came in and carted most off.
                   The Fairy went helping needy ones as usual.
              (c)"O my" cried the Fairy, "the naughty Elves again."
                   For her the Gome held a Council meeting.
              (d) Having great faith, the dear little thing left everything
                   in the hands of the Gome.
                  The Council men and women investigated her case.
              
                        


Copyright © Rainbow Promise | Year Posted 2016

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Chris' Creepy Cats

Chris’ Creepy Cats
By Curtis Johnson

Cautiously, Chris came crawling and calling, carrying crying creepy cats. 
12102015 ( One Liners Five Contest)

Copyright © curtis johnson | Year Posted 2015