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The Bard's Wind - Acrostrain

Wind that I pass poisons air with one blow
It stinks to the moon, stays 'til the morrow
Nonchalant, nearly blue, frown on my brow
Don't hold it; Farting is such sweet sorrow. 1





Notes:
1.	A play on Shakespeare's famous line, Romeo and Juliet: Act 2, Scene 2.

2.	While I do not wish to offend the fine sensibilities of our more delicate poets, most of us are familiar with the The Bard’s propensity to include references to farting in his plays. To name a few:
Comedy of Errors: Scene I; Two Gentlemen of Verona: Scene IV; and Henry IV: Part I



24 October, 2015
Wind, Snow or Rain Acrostrain
Sponsor: Jan Allison

Copyright © Kim Patrice Nunez | Year Posted 2015

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CASARAH NANCE - FOR BRIBE ME CONTEST

Clean your house from top to bottom – any other chores you want me to do?
A cup of steaming coffee is ready – I know you just love your brew
So you want me to get the shopping – I’ll have it right on cue
Anything special you require, I’ll pay and have it delivered to you
Run your bath – no problem, I’ll put some bubbles in it too
And my babysitting service is free – no dollar spends are due
Have a wonderful meal out with Tom, a treat for you is overdue

No problem what time you return  – I’ll bid you both adieu
Abby will be fine, I’ve written a story for her about a kangaroo
Now remember I’ve paid for the taxi and your meal -  it's cordon blue
Contest – what contest!  As if I’m trying to influence you ...
Even a honourable mention will do!

10~11~15
You want it bad – then bribe me contest
Sponsor Casarah Nance

Copyright © JAN ALLISON | Year Posted 2015

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Haiku Reader Dies

Headline news lead bleeds
Accidental haiku death
Investigated

Killed by tainted verse
Unidentified victim
Radioactive

Exotic poem
Attracts curious reader
Dripping vitriol

Extreme allergic
Reaction resulted in
Death of some poor schmuck

Industry spokes folks
Encourage illiterates
Stay away from words

Copyright © Jaey Peele | Year Posted 2015

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Cookies

Cookies are addictive!
OoOoH! Here's one to snatch!
Okay...where's the chocolate chips?
Kraving too many of these treats
I want some now! But...I might get beeefy...
Every bite is mouthwatering, soft and crisp
Should I take another cookie?

Copyright © J. W. Earnings | Year Posted 2013

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Smile

Sense of humour, elevating our spirits
Musing over the simple things in life, rejoicing at what we find
Imagination stimulated, childlike, seeing the wonders in life
Light heartedness, laughing at one’s self!
Everything as it is meant to be, smiling, enjoying, the gift of life

Copyright © Amy Rose | Year Posted 2013

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BLACK FRIDAY

Bargains galore!
Lots of people out shopping
All looking for that special gift
Carrier bags bulging
Keep an eye on the spending

Frazzled tempers
Riots break out
I got the LAST one
Don’t ever want to go shopping again
All I want is to go home
Yipee  ... only 365 days till we do it all over again!!!

Jan Allison
27th November 2014

Copyright © JAN ALLISON | Year Posted 2014

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Reflections: Midlife Crisis

P     aranoia permeates, etching itself into your fractured face,
A     cacophony of constant pressure; life remains a stressful race,
N     othing to hope for, no positives like promotion in the workplace,
I      nability to love, relationships lift anchor and set sail without chase,
C     hildren crushing dreams under mortgages; age grows with disgrace
!!

Copyright © Dan Keir | Year Posted 2013

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NUDE

N othing should obscure what nature did intend

U nfortunately on clothes most of us do depend

D ivine is how I feel when I'm in the buff

E nraged are the prudes that don't, that gets them in a huff.


For Andrea Dietrich's Four-Letter Words: An Acrostic Challenge

Copyright © Cecilia Macfarlane | Year Posted 2013

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UFO Drama Group

Universal in high-school theater groups-
Final call  from their coach, “Kids, go break a leg!”
Overanxious blonde runs to get the cast.

Copyright © Reason A. Poteet | Year Posted 2013

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BAWDY - AcrosticI Love Five Contest

Beautiful lady with bosoms so large
Always on show, for men’s eyes to admire
Walks with a sway, hands on hips, just to send 
Desire through the veins of the eye bulging men.
Years of practice, this "lady" has it down to a fine art.

Copyright © SEREN ROBERTS | Year Posted 2013

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MEN acrostic

                                                 MEN

               Maybe G_d was tired when he enlivened Adam first
               Who would organize the world so full of stuff--
               No man can find his keys without a woman toting purse

Victoria Anderson-Throop (c)2013

Copyright © Victoria Anderson-Throop | Year Posted 2013

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Boobs

Jugs of an  INORDINATE  size
I can't help but lOOk at them
Giggles escape from my lips
Grapefruit like in shape
Lively like bounce
In my face
Nifty 
Gift





Copyright © Richard Lamoureux | Year Posted 2015

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LAUGHTER

Laughter is a true medicine
Artful mood changing dietician
Universal umpire of fun
Gigantic pain reducing gun
Heaving hearty hullabaloo
Tombstones stress to Kalamazoo
Engineers relationship glue
Real flavor boost for life's fondue.

Copyright © Faye Gibson | Year Posted 2014

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GARDEN ANGST

So thoughtfully planted, these treats for your sight
Long awaited blooms rising up to the light
Under your care as they thrive poised in the sun
Gorgeous petals admired one-by-one 
Beckoning those who should happen upon them 
As the slow and sly grasp roots for ascension
In expectation of the coming reward for their hikes
Thanks left in slime for the delectable bites.

Written on 03/21/2013 for Garden Contest

Copyright © SM Koval | Year Posted 2013

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LOST CONTEST

Looking down all the way to the very bottom of the winner’s list
Oh dear, my name is missing again
So I’ve got yet another N/A for my ever growing collection …
Thank goodness for the ‘Trashed’ and ‘Screwed’ contests!

Contest: Lost
Sponsor Broken Wings
02~04~16

Copyright © JAN ALLISON | Year Posted 2016

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Jack Frost

Jack slide across the slippery ice to land on his…
Ass frozen like an icicle in the dead of winter…
Calling out “help me, help me!”
Kicking his body every which way he…

Falls yet again on the cold marble floor… of glass…
Rolling and spinning he tumbles steadily toward the edge…
Of the glistening mirror staring back at him…
Singing a chorus of “Ouch, ouch, ouch” he…
Takes a deep breath and finally reaches… the towering…snowbank!





December 7th 2015
For the contest: “Acrostic: Jack Frost”

Copyright © Meg Anderson | Year Posted 2015

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CAPTCHA

8 is a good age~no cares~no worries
3 added beside that eight~83~well could be different
H ealth issues, heart issues, hurt issues
W ell this was just a start 

83HW...CAPTCHA

Copyright © Sara Kendrick | Year Posted 2013

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Only Julie ann Jones could get Satan on Crack

I was waliking by our's late one Saturday night,when I bumps into Satan I was out scorin' white*,
So I say's,"Now then fella,What's up with ya face?Cause of fire 'n' brimstone I can't find a trace,
Well I've heard all the rumours,I've heard all the hype,but ya seem like a nice lad,D'ya fancy a pipe?
Well he glanced at me briefly then Satan did say,"can ya get me some tackle,top sh*t 'n' class 'A'?
So I told him he'd have to hand over the dough,if some fella with horns tries to score they'll say no,
And thesen dealers don't deal with outsiders [that's best],especially when with pitch-fork and hooves they be blessed,
So I left him stood waiting and what a mistake,when my dealer turned up oing right off his cake,
"F*ckin' hell girl"he said,"What've I told you before?Fckin' swerve all these cranks you keep bringin' to score,
well ya no longer blonde,but ya still f*ckin' dizzy,how'd ya know that that fella's not a snitch or a bizzy?
Well | got all the knowledge straiht from the top shelf,that's no plod ya daft tw*t that's the Devil himself,
[That was six months ago,the poor c*nt ain't looked back,only Julie-ann Jones could get satan on \Crack.




Copyright © julie-ann jones | Year Posted 2014

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Acrostic Poems

Alacrity required when constructing them
Challenging though they are, jump right in
Research can be required to find just the right word
Over-thinking can produce brain-block
Satisfaction awaits the daring poet
Tremble not at the column of letters
Inquisitiveness is definitely an asset
Creativity will produce new trains of thought

Poetry certainly takes some unusual forms
Ostentation only serve to detract, and distract
Enthusiasm develops with each new line
Muses offer their wise counsel as you work
Stay a moment to admire your completed work

Copyright © Michael Spangle | Year Posted 2016

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From Fantasy to Reality

Faeries getting paid by the houR
Aesir donning their business attirE
Nure-onna signing up to join AA
Tin men buying stock in OPEC oiL
Alp-luachra employed with the FBI
Silvanus building on a corner loT
Yesterday’s dreams fading in the daY

Copyright © Michael Spangle | Year Posted 2016

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Paronomasia

Paronomasia is the use of a word in different senses or the use of words similar in sound to achieve a specific effect, as humor or a dual meaning; punning.

Playing with words in unusual ways
Agony inducing puns and bon mots
Reality bending restructurings of meanings
Oblectation experienced with verbal gymnastics
Nonsensical poesy concealing true meaning
Odditorium of meanings now open for business
Mangled grammatical structures tottering in the breeze
Auxesis demonstrated for melodramatic effect
Symphilism of phraseology achieved synergistically
Iconism fashioned from commonplace pedestrianism
Abditive absurdities revealed in shadowy obscurities

Copyright © Michael Spangle | Year Posted 2016