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The Bard's Wind - Acrostrain

Wind that I pass poisons air with one blow
It stinks to the moon, stays 'til the morrow
Nonchalant, nearly blue, frown on my brow
Don't hold it; Farting is such sweet sorrow. 1

1.	A play on Shakespeare's famous line, Romeo and Juliet: Act 2, Scene 2.

2.	While I do not wish to offend the fine sensibilities of our more delicate poets, most of us are familiar with the The Bard’s propensity to include references to farting in his plays. To name a few:
Comedy of Errors: Scene I; Two Gentlemen of Verona: Scene IV; and Henry IV: Part I

24 October, 2015
Wind, Snow or Rain Acrostrain
Sponsor: Jan Allison

Copyright © Kim Patrice Nunez

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Clean your house from top to bottom – any other chores you want me to do?
A cup of steaming coffee is ready – I know you just love your brew
So you want me to get the shopping – I’ll have it right on cue
Anything special you require, I’ll pay and have it delivered to you
Run your bath – no problem, I’ll put some bubbles in it too
And my babysitting service is free – no dollar spends are due
Have a wonderful meal out with Tom, a treat for you is overdue

No problem what time you return  – I’ll bid you both adieu
Abby will be fine, I’ve written a story for her about a kangaroo
Now remember I’ve paid for the taxi and your meal -  it's cordon blue
Contest – what contest!  As if I’m trying to influence you ...
Even a honourable mention will do!

You want it bad – then bribe me contest
Sponsor Casarah Nance

Copyright © JAN ALLISON

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Haiku Reader Dies

Headline news lead bleeds
Accidental haiku death

Killed by tainted verse
Unidentified victim

Exotic poem
Attracts curious reader
Dripping vitriol

Extreme allergic
Reaction resulted in
Death of some poor schmuck

Industry spokes folks
Encourage illiterates
Stay away from words

Copyright © Jaey Peele

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Cookies are addictive!
OoOoH! Here's one to snatch!
Okay...where's the chocolate chips?
Kraving too many of these treats
I want some now! But...I might get beeefy...
Every bite is mouthwatering, soft and crisp
Should I take another cookie?

Copyright © J. W. Earnings

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Sense of humour, elevating our spirits
Musing over the simple things in life, rejoicing at what we find
Imagination stimulated, childlike, seeing the wonders in life
Light heartedness, laughing at one’s self!
Everything as it is meant to be, smiling, enjoying, the gift of life

Copyright © Amy Rose

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Bargains galore!
Lots of people out shopping
All looking for that special gift
Carrier bags bulging
Keep an eye on the spending

Frazzled tempers
Riots break out
I got the LAST one
Don’t ever want to go shopping again
All I want is to go home
Yipee  ... only 365 days till we do it all over again!!!

Jan Allison
27th November 2014

Copyright © JAN ALLISON

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Reflections: Midlife Crisis

P     aranoia permeates, etching itself into your fractured face,
A     cacophony of constant pressure; life remains a stressful race,
N     othing to hope for, no positives like promotion in the workplace,
I      nability to love, relationships lift anchor and set sail without chase,
C     hildren crushing dreams under mortgages; age grows with disgrace

Copyright © Dan Keir

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N othing should obscure what nature did intend

U nfortunately on clothes most of us do depend

D ivine is how I feel when I'm in the buff

E nraged are the prudes that don't, that gets them in a huff.

For Andrea Dietrich's Four-Letter Words: An Acrostic Challenge

Copyright © Cecilia Macfarlane

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UFO Drama Group

Universal in high-school theater groups-
Final call  from their coach, “Kids, go break a leg!”
Overanxious blonde runs to get the cast.

Copyright © Reason A. Poteet

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BAWDY - AcrosticI Love Five Contest

Beautiful lady with bosoms so large
Always on show, for men’s eyes to admire
Walks with a sway, hands on hips, just to send 
Desire through the veins of the eye bulging men.
Years of practice, this "lady" has it down to a fine art.


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               Maybe G_d was tired when he enlivened Adam first
               Who would organize the world so full of stuff--
               No man can find his keys without a woman toting purse

Victoria Anderson-Throop (c)2013

Copyright © Victoria Anderson-Throop

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Laughter is a true medicine
Artful mood changing dietician
Universal umpire of fun
Gigantic pain reducing gun
Heaving hearty hullabaloo
Tombstones stress to Kalamazoo
Engineers relationship glue
Real flavor boost for life's fondue.

Copyright © Faye Gibson

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So thoughtfully planted, these treats for your sight
Long awaited blooms rising up to the light
Under your care as they thrive poised in the sun
Gorgeous petals admired one-by-one 
Beckoning those who should happen upon them 
As the slow and sly grasp roots for ascension
In expectation of the coming reward for their hikes
Thanks left in slime for the delectable bites.

Written on 03/21/2013 for Garden Contest

Copyright © SM Koval

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Back In The Day

The city the town the village approximately the ice age  erase the 

texts sentsum track track it back to the diamond in the back suite 

case for the most fit it I’m waiting on the replay 

Time tick replay clock out check out my melody

Post hold no time to keep rewinding take this for instincts place 

among the stars Crown Jewelry  no Lexs could hold the hand of the 


If all was broken reform the glass open your eyes we are all 

together “eyes of  angel”

Every day is a stroll to hold on keep holding on all is well

 hat tricks played no  avenue no  gamble no rush and idea my good 

mate decafee of a afternoon breezy "let me paint the picture"

Release and form nothing but nets 

How would one welcome the weather? 

Ever been sick before laryngitis bronchitis is there a such thing 

call hassle flu maybe 

If this is just love sick retrack the steps like  the tracks  of a 


all is all two well perhaps

If hell was a passing of a gate make a U turn were going in the 

other direction  

if love was forbidden tent the windows

Turn up the volume dearest what track are we on let our love take 

it higher lights

out fuel to a breaker distance as a star we moving through ever 

avenue who knew yearbook session

had a class for classmates when the last time you seen me take a 


Maybe one day I will wait to ask the question why do they have 

class reunions why wait that long? 

Late for class but early on graduation was I a fool "somebody clue 

me in" and if 

The time for availability is pessimist welcome to the real world 

but for you if waiting by the phone 

and if is old fashion can I put on a throwback song for you back in the 


Hungry what could push me through the stormy weather

 When is lunch? Not a clue when is practice have you not ateing 


Are we practicing in the rain? 


We practicing in this heat what about the index?  

I guess I will wait in till I get back home to get some food matter 

of fact when is Momma getting home? 

“I got sisters” 

I think I have caught my second wind 

Back In The Day 

Borgo Baby! ! ! 


Copyright © Louis Borgo

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Jugs of an  INORDINATE  size
I can't help but lOOk at them
Giggles escape from my lips
Grapefruit like in shape
Lively like bounce
In my face

Copyright © Richard Lamoureux

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8 is a good age~no cares~no worries
3 added beside that eight~83~well could be different
H ealth issues, heart issues, hurt issues
W ell this was just a start 


Copyright © Sara Kendrick

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In the wonderful  USA they celebrate the 4th of July 
Normally this would be a time of such fun....But...
Due to American global policies , that harm the weak
Every Nation bar one distrusts “the star spangled Banner”
Perhaps it is Ironic , that the USA`s only true ally today   is 
England,   a country that historically enslaved a nation.......
Not one to be conquered , the Americans fought back
Death of many in battle , created an independence 
Every man took up arms and repelled the enslavers
Now to commemorate this fine achievement annualy
Copious amounts of Burgers , Fireworks and parties
Exact their toll on a nation Bursting at the proverbial seams

Copyright © Ian Guyler

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Only Julie ann Jones could get Satan on Crack

I was waliking by our's late one Saturday night,when I bumps into Satan I was out scorin' white*,
So I say's,"Now then fella,What's up with ya face?Cause of fire 'n' brimstone I can't find a trace,
Well I've heard all the rumours,I've heard all the hype,but ya seem like a nice lad,D'ya fancy a pipe?
Well he glanced at me briefly then Satan did say,"can ya get me some tackle,top sh*t 'n' class 'A'?
So I told him he'd have to hand over the dough,if some fella with horns tries to score they'll say no,
And thesen dealers don't deal with outsiders [that's best],especially when with pitch-fork and hooves they be blessed,
So I left him stood waiting and what a mistake,when my dealer turned up oing right off his cake,
"F*ckin' hell girl"he said,"What've I told you before?Fckin' swerve all these cranks you keep bringin' to score,
well ya no longer blonde,but ya still f*ckin' dizzy,how'd ya know that that fella's not a snitch or a bizzy?
Well | got all the knowledge straiht from the top shelf,that's no plod ya daft tw*t that's the Devil himself,
[That was six months ago,the poor c*nt ain't looked back,only Julie-ann Jones could get satan on \Crack.

Copyright © julie-ann jones