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You're Smurfing Smurfilicious

Chris D. Aechtner Avatar Chris D. Aechtner - Premium MemberPremium Member Send Soup Mail Go to Poets Blog Block poet from commenting on your poetry

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You're Smurfing Smurfilicious

....think eye am going to take the age-old, more direct approach of,

"Do you want to smurf?"

There's a lot of good to be said 'bout smurfiquette,
marriage before smurfing,
the intricate games that can be played,
but a lot of the time, people just wanna smurf,
test-drive the smurfandise;
and by not being direct enough,
a lot of possibly wholesome smurfing never smurfs itself into smurfeation.

It can't hurt to try?

You're so smurfing smurf,
your smurf is smurfilicious!
Right now eye can't imagine a smurfing better fit,
eye want to drink you like smurf-berry juice.
Have eye ever told you how you're a smurfing Goddess?

For all that it's worf,
eye believe we were put upon this earf,
so the two of us can get down, get dirty, and smurf!

Just like Papa Smurf Reznor said:

"Eye want to smurf you like an animal,
feel you from the inside,
you smurfing bring me closer to God."

Fra la lalalala la la la lala la,
fra la lalalala la la la lala laaaaAAAAHHHHHHHH!

Let's smurf like there's no smurfing tomorrow,
as if there's no time left to borrow.

So, what do you say?

You want to smurf?

June 18th, 2012

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  1. Date: 12/5/2012 2:29:00 PM
    you know what is better than smurfs....Butterfly in the sky I can go twice as high Take a look It's in a book A Reading Rainbow I can go anywhere Friends to know And ways to grow A Reading Rainbow I can be anything Take a look It's in a book A Reading Rainbow A Reading

  1. Date: 10/3/2012 1:26:00 AM
    If you'll excuse me... i... need to go.... smurf myself......

  1. Date: 7/3/2012 1:42:00 PM
    Just a guess, but ... um.... did blue balls give you this idea or a dream? LOL! Hope you are doing well, Cyndi

    Aechtner Avatar Chris D. Aechtner
    Date: 7/4/2012 1:06:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    This was just me being myself in a different way. Blue balls? Nah, it's deeper than that, just in a sillier version this time. As for dreams, well, I always have dreams.
  1. Date: 6/28/2012 8:28:00 AM
    glad my daughter doesn't know about this alternate meaning of smurfing! lol :) entertaining write

  1. Date: 6/25/2012 3:14:00 AM
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    Rix Avatar Gwendolen Rix
    Date: 6/25/2012 3:14:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    : ) :0
  1. Date: 6/24/2012 7:18:00 AM
    So yesterday I was going thru clothes and odds and ends items and I stumbled upon my old SMURF T-shirt...I chuckled and thot'--gotta go back and read Chris's silly rendition of smurf sensuality! You are a piece of work, kid! This is too much fun to bear! mail'd you yesterday...if u get time, check 'er out! gwendolen

  1. Date: 6/22/2012 10:43:00 PM
    Oh my gosh I love it!!! The smurf cartoon needed you as a writer, I like your imagery.

  1. Date: 6/21/2012 9:46:00 PM
    Soup Mail!

  1. Date: 6/21/2012 12:24:00 PM
    Hey Chris, I tried that already and now my member avatar isn't showing, as well as some other says that it's pending request when I try logging on!!! smh

  1. Date: 6/21/2012 3:07:00 AM
    Chris, congratulations you passed the test first time...David

  1. Date: 6/21/2012 1:20:00 AM
    Thnx, Chris, for my placement in your contest. You are so smurfing smurf!..nice one..:) Jag

  1. Date: 6/21/2012 12:48:00 AM

  1. Date: 6/20/2012 11:22:00 PM
    Oh!!!! I was blushing until I read the word Goddess! I should change my avatar anyways! : ) Now, who's the victim? Only you can use the smurfs in a poem! In Spanish they're The Pitufos! : ) Do you know that they originally represent the seven deadly sins? And what about Gargamel's robe? : ) Ruben

    Courtney Avatar Courtney Courtney
    Date: 6/22/2012 10:50:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    yes Ruben O they did form around seven deadly sins and papa smurf was kind of saintian trying to deal with how the sins were passed tried and held but those little sins just kept multiplying. Gargamels robe originally was a weapon for God to hold the sins away or to but then they hired a professional writter and we got a smurfette instead.
  1. Date: 6/20/2012 7:45:00 PM
    Soup Mail!

  1. Date: 6/20/2012 3:04:00 AM
    Okay, you no longer need a blog, Mr. Smurfy Mc Nutt! There is a whole smurfin' blog neath this poem...I find the comments almost as intriguing as these lil Blue Men you write of...I think I shall rename my blue berries for breakfast Smurfberries in honor of this historic epic write...Did your mum ever say you were "different" than the other children in kindergarten?...hahhahahh

  1. Date: 6/19/2012 5:59:00 PM
    hahaha, well, if I was not completely sure what smurfing was before, the quote from the song certainly let me know!! What got you to doing this one, Chris? Quite fun. And in answer to the question, I'm all smurfed out these days.

  1. Date: 6/19/2012 11:18:00 AM
    Eep! Back here... Oops! Wrong verb and wrong small people (i mean I recall it sounded like oompa loompas) now I remember. I meant leerloompaloomping... :D

  1. Date: 6/19/2012 10:55:00 AM
    Oh little boy Smurfy blue-ooh, eye am up for some smashifurfing smurfin' ;p! Haha so are you really Poet Smurf? I love that "Fra lalala" part-- just smurferrific! Hehe thanks to you, I will never look at Smurfs the same way ever. Again. Haha! What a smurfahmazing fun write! Oh btw, I just have to ask.... which is more fun, smurfing or loompa-loomping? lol :D

  1. Date: 6/18/2012 10:43:00 PM
    Smurf it.....the fralalala part is the destination...good one! @ Christine, Lmao she like just get to smurfing.

  1. Date: 6/18/2012 4:34:00 PM
    That was smurftacular got me feelin all warn and smurfy lol