You Just Messed With the Wrong Text

Excuse me, I beg your pardon Is that you who's been bombardin' My sweethearts computer phone Never leaving him alone With cute little notes and sayings My dear you better start praying I don't find out what your name is Because all your texting fingers Will be broke one at a time Never mess with what is mine Pardon me did you just send A pick of your bare rear end With a really sexy text To the guy I'm sitting next You must like to live in fear I warned you now just beware I wont pardon these bad actions I will get my satisfaction No physical harm at all I will make you take a fall Since you like technology Look on the web and you'll see Your naked touche being splattered All across the web and scattered Being shown to everyone This has been a lot of fun