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What a Great Pair

A well endowed young lady from Waring At her assets men were always staring What a magnificent rack Like two bald heads in a sack Wearing low tops really was daring Jan Allison 13th November 2014 Sadly NOT for contest!

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Date: 11/17/2014 5:06:00 PM
Love it Jan. Your Limericks sure make me smile, and they're not easy to write - way to go, James :) xx
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James Fraser
Date: 11/17/2014 5:12:00 PM
Your so right Jan :) :) xxx
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Jan Allison
Date: 11/17/2014 5:10:00 PM
I wish i could have submitted it for the contest James - a limerick that's not bawdy is like strawberries without cream! hugs jan xx
Date: 11/17/2014 5:48:00 AM
Sounds like my high school sweetheart!
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Jan Allison
Date: 11/17/2014 10:54:00 AM
ha ha ha Curtis :-) Hugs Jan xx
Date: 11/15/2014 12:08:00 PM
LOL, Jan this is indeed a hilarious read. If one is not looking for that type of attention, one should put a little more cover on her assets. Believe me they'll still look, but hopefully with more respect. Very well written limerick, it is a 7+ for this reader. Write On Dear Poet! ;-) Adell
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Jan Allison
Date: 11/15/2014 12:35:00 PM
Thanks so much Adell glad I made you smile:-) Hugs Jan x
Date: 11/14/2014 4:42:00 PM
Very witty, Jan; you've just given me an idea for another limerick! hugs // paul
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Jan Allison
Date: 11/14/2014 4:45:00 PM
LOL Paul:-) Glad I inspired you:-) Hugs jan xx
Date: 11/14/2014 11:03:00 AM
Really witty n funny Jan! Wonderful write! Hv a blessed day!
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Jan Allison
Date: 11/14/2014 11:42:00 AM
Thanks so much Dr Sharma:-) Hugs Jan xx
Date: 11/14/2014 8:25:00 AM
- Enjoy reading, Jan :))) - Have a lovely weekend - oxox // Anne-Lise :)
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Jan Allison
Date: 11/14/2014 9:13:00 AM
Thanks Anne Lise:-) Hugs Jan x
Date: 11/14/2014 7:22:00 AM
Where is Waring? Can one fly there? Fabulous and extremely funny! I think I should give you two seven, one for each of the bold heads in the sack! Ha-ha!
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Jan Allison
Date: 11/14/2014 9:12:00 AM
lol :-) Hugs jan x
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Demetrios Trifiatis
Date: 11/14/2014 8:18:00 AM
Just kidding my dear, Jan, just kidding!
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Jan Allison
Date: 11/14/2014 7:26:00 AM
LOL Demetrios - purely a fictitious write... but I am sure there are many places you could substitute to see this spectacular sight lol:-) Hugs Jan xx
Date: 11/14/2014 6:10:00 AM
I can imagine a voluptuous front... this was fun and really great, jan.. huggs
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Jan Allison
Date: 11/14/2014 7:16:00 AM
Thanks Nette :-) hugs jan xx
Date: 11/14/2014 12:30:00 AM
another humorous limerick Jan! Enjoyed it. Love and light! xxxx D
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Jan Allison
Date: 11/14/2014 2:21:00 AM
Thanks Dorian:-) Hugs Jan xx
Date: 11/13/2014 8:38:00 PM
hahaha, two bald heads in a sack. when you think if it that way, it's not too appealing!!! You are doing great with these, Jan.
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Jan Allison
Date: 11/14/2014 2:19:00 AM
lol Andrea:-) Hugs jan xx
Date: 11/13/2014 7:50:00 PM
I think I've seen that lady......(actually she was "no lady" !!! lol ) So funny !!
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Jan Allison
Date: 11/13/2014 7:54:00 PM
Thanks Carrie:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 11/13/2014 7:30:00 PM
ha! very funny, jan!
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Jan Allison
Date: 11/13/2014 7:54:00 PM
Thanks Ilene:-) Hugs Jan xx
Date: 11/13/2014 6:27:00 PM
A great limerick. too bad if not for a contest. Thanks for your kind comments for my latest. Love,Joyce
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Jan Allison
Date: 11/13/2014 6:31:00 PM
Thanks Joyce - Roy's latest contest is for 'clean' limericks and I guess this is a little too bawdy lol:-) Hugs jan xx
Date: 11/13/2014 5:26:00 PM
Big tickle here! LOL Love it... loving huggsies, Jack XXX
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Jan Allison
Date: 11/13/2014 5:42:00 PM
Thanks jack:-) Hugs Jan xx
Date: 11/13/2014 4:56:00 PM
I like this one tits okay!
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Jan Allison
Date: 11/13/2014 4:59:00 PM
LOl Maurice:-) Hugs jan xx
Date: 11/13/2014 4:51:00 PM
lol:.)hshaha-Tnks for the entertainement.. Lol
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Jan Allison
Date: 11/13/2014 4:53:00 PM
Thanks for dropping by Charma:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 11/13/2014 4:29:00 PM
What men you talking about....Maurice and I were bowling :)....hugs Tim
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Maurice Yvonne
Date: 11/13/2014 4:54:00 PM
Yeah, Jan!
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Jan Allison
Date: 11/13/2014 4:31:00 PM
Of course I wasn't thinking of you and Maurice when I wrote this Tim! Hugs Jan xxx
Date: 11/13/2014 4:23:00 PM
This is too funny Jan! "like two bald heads in a sack" LOL! God I love low tops.
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Tim Smith
Date: 11/13/2014 4:28:00 PM
Like you've never had two bald heads in a sack,...lol
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Jan Allison
Date: 11/13/2014 4:26:00 PM
I think its good description Sebastian lol:-) Hugs jan xxx
Date: 11/13/2014 4:23:00 PM
Well I wonder if they were augmented?..So many are today..Enjoyed your limerick..Thanks for the visit to my page..The doctor says that the vision will come over a period of a week..they have to use so much medicine in there to do the surgery and it all has to get out of his eye..Sara
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Jan Allison
Date: 11/13/2014 4:25:00 PM
Pure fiction write Sara I leave that bit to people's imagination lol Hugs Jan - thanks for the update - time is a great healer:-) Hugs Jan xx
Date: 11/13/2014 4:18:00 PM
Hah!
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Jan Allison
Date: 11/13/2014 4:24:00 PM
thanks for dropping by Mark:-) Hugs Jan xx
Date: 11/13/2014 4:18:00 PM
Were they real or enhanced? The line about the two bald heads was hysterical!! I would say this is poetry in motion!! You are on a roll . . .
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Jan Allison
Date: 11/13/2014 4:24:00 PM
Its just a fun write David ... I will leave it to your imagination ... Just wish i could enter it in the contest lol :-) hugs Jan xx

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