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Trouble Times Whiskey

Finn barged on in, As he ran to the bar He laid down a fifty Dropped a tip in the jar He demanded scotch whiskey And, ordered six doubles The Bartender asked "Finn what is the trouble" After shooting the whiskey He calm down to say "I just learned, My friend That my oldest Son's gay" A week went by quickly He barged in again Ordered six doubles Dropped cash in the tin The barkeep waited Till He finished, to say "Now what is the trouble" "My youngest Son's gay" "Does any one like women, Who live in your house" "Ay, One besides me, I tink it's me spouse"

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Date: 7/24/2014 7:20:00 AM
Baah haa haa!!!. Love it, my comedic friend!!... Gl in the contest.. Hugs.. Arlene
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Date: 7/20/2014 2:25:00 PM
haha, I thought maybe you were gonna say that the one son had hooked up with the other guy's son!!! great ending on yours though.
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Date: 7/20/2014 9:35:00 AM
Tee hee...enjoyed this one! thanks for making me smile on this rainy sunday Curtis! best, Kaye
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Jerry T Curtis
Date: 7/20/2014 12:39:00 PM
It's been my pleasure Kaye
Date: 7/20/2014 9:00:00 AM
Finn has certainly got trouble. Looks like he's going to be spending a lot of time in the bar. Lots of fun, Jerry. Enjoyed it.... Robert.
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Jerry T Curtis
Date: 7/20/2014 12:40:00 PM
it's a good excuse to drink
Date: 7/20/2014 6:42:00 AM
Lol..love it Jerry.
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Jerry T Curtis
Date: 7/20/2014 12:39:00 PM
Thanks Tim
Date: 7/20/2014 6:26:00 AM
LOL Fabulous as ever Jerry. Hugs Jan xxx
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Jerry T Curtis
Date: 7/20/2014 6:33:00 AM
Thanks Jan, I never know, which way thing will go.

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