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Totally Absurd

Time for some more sillies “D'ya know what burns my ass? A flame about THIS high!” Heard it before?, I ask Got about a million of 'em Stay tuned, here's some I chose “If a cow laughs really hard Does milk come out it's nose”? “Do vegetarians eat animal crackers”? “Is it good if a vacuum sucks”? Did I just hear you say groaners That's why I'm paid the big bucks! “Do bald men wash their heads With bar soap or shampoo”? Good question, never thought about it Shinola is what they should use! “Does a mailman deliver his own mail”? Do we actually still have mailmen? “Why say 'bye bye' but not 'hi hi”? Never thought of it, dear friends “If feathers tickle us human beans Do feathers tickle birds”? “Do deer only cross at those yellow signs”? Now that is totally absurd! © Jack Ellison 2013

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Date: 10/22/2013 7:32:00 PM
So cute! Always, Laura
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Jack Ellison
Date: 10/22/2013 7:39:00 PM
Wow! Methinks you and Gwen are going to set a new record! A couple of days ago, she reviewed 26 of my poems! YIKES!!! Love, Jack xoxox
Date: 10/20/2013 8:49:00 AM
You keep me in stitches
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Date: 10/20/2013 8:53:00 AM
Maybe you should knit something! LOL Big hugs, my dear Gwen! xoxoxox
Date: 10/16/2013 3:13:00 PM
It's silly time here in my house... everyone's afflicted! There is NO KNOWN CURE! LOL Thanks for dropping by again miss good friend!
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Date: 10/16/2013 3:16:00 PM
Well because of my error my error, I must comment on my own poem... I thought it was the funniest one I've ever read! LOL !!!!
Date: 10/16/2013 3:07:00 PM
“Do bald men wash their heads With bar soap or shampoo”? Shakespeare said that God created certain heads perfect on the rest he planted hair on them, (Ladies are excluded)! HA-HA! Since I am bold and have nothing to... hide here is the answer: Use both and for a good reason. First, you use soap bar to clean the surface and then shampoo to make it shine! Ha-ha! Enjoyed your poem! For the rest of the question I HAVE NO IDEA!
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Date: 10/16/2013 3:26:00 PM
Very sorry for the typo, sir! Should have been "MY good friend" !!!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 10/16/2013 3:13:00 PM
It's silly time here in my house... everyone's afflicted! There is NO KNOWN CURE! LOL Thanks for dropping by again miss good friend!
Date: 10/16/2013 11:30:00 AM
We're in a state of giggles! Your funny side is showing. Dragon appreciates your type of Yee Haw!... The penguins are falling over like bowling pins. They're laughing so hard... The Gutter Frogs are hopping around like crazy... Sometime last night Dragon took their little homes from the roof... to a high shelf in his cave. He has to quit collecting critters! The cave is getting crowded. Dragon was worried they'd get cold... The penguins can't wait for the snow... Naw! We're not strange... LOL
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Jack Ellison
Date: 10/16/2013 12:27:00 PM
Just trying to add some chuckles to the Soup! Big hugs, Jack xoxox
Date: 10/16/2013 10:26:00 AM
Jack Ty for the laughter this is hilariously funny a superb write Shadow x smile
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Date: 10/16/2013 12:26:00 PM
Glad you got a giggle out of it dear Shadow! Jolly old hugs to you xoxoxox
Date: 10/16/2013 9:32:00 AM
You have encouraged my day with a smile by your glorious write here my friend! I enjoyed reading this delightful poem this evening written by your remarkable touch! What a fantastic piece, quite the sensational poem, Great Work!!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 10/16/2013 12:23:00 PM
Silliness personified! LOL Have a great day, my good friend!
Date: 10/16/2013 9:19:00 AM
HA! "Do vegatarian eat Animal crackers", nice! A great read to start my morning!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 10/16/2013 12:22:00 PM
Methinks that's against the laws of nature! LOL Thank you Drake!
Date: 10/16/2013 7:27:00 AM
Oh Kenny....you are incorrigibly sweet....hugs
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Jack Ellison
Date: 10/16/2013 7:36:00 AM
Oh Miss Boop... you are incorrigibly sweet! LOL Hope your day is bright and shiny... big huggeroonies! xoxox

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