Tom Titter Bottom

Tom Titter Bottom was Tinsel Town’s cat mascot flying ace. He was a friend of Howard Hughes, for he knew his place. Realizing that Hughes always had to have the utmost attention. Tom Titter Bottom was a pilot whose nerves had steel suspensions. Onetime Hughes asked him for advice on Jane Russell’s new bra. Tom Titter Bottom did not see any of what Howard Hughes saw. Human women did not intrigue Tom Titter Bottom in any kind of way. He knew he would be in and out of several cat beds by the end of day.