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T Thumb-sucking children while they are sleeping. H Hematophagous animals, which means blood-seeking. I Insects like those in the worm family. N Newborns that just do it naturally. G Guys who love guys and who do it with ease. S Sump pumps and sippers and gals that don’t tease! T Ticks and devises that vacuum up slime. H Habits we all have that suck away time. A Animal feeders they use on the farms. T Topsiders* sucking out oil from cars. S Snot-sucking “Nose Clear;” machines for the ill. U Under the sea, pumps for oil spills. C ******** pumps; yes, they’ve got those too. K Karma, the worst. . . When she’s out to get YOU! *Topsider is a product name for the Acrostic Time #1 Free Poetry Contest of PD

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Date: 8/23/2014 2:59:00 AM
A very creative acrostic poem, and you've done it in rhyme, which is always tough. Great work, Andrea! Congrats on your win!.... Thank you once again for the kind comments and congrats. I appreciate it very much!
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Date: 8/19/2014 6:44:00 PM
Andrea, It was wonderful reading your acrostic. Congrats!!
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Date: 8/19/2014 4:16:00 PM
Nice one,Andrea...Congrats on your win....
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Date: 8/19/2014 11:12:00 AM
Wow great acrostic Andrea! Must hv raised haemoglobin of all by at least one gm percent ! Congrats on big win!
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Date: 8/19/2014 8:44:00 AM
And the list goes on....I'll bet the "Acrostic Poetry Society" didn't see this one coming. Thanks for the laughs and congrats on the win.
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Date: 8/19/2014 8:15:00 AM
this poem doesn't
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Date: 8/19/2014 6:32:00 AM
this had me laughing out loud Andrea - awesome acrostic! my congrats hugs jan xxx
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Date: 8/19/2014 5:25:00 AM
Very creative to write things that suck, Andrea. congrats on the win.
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Date: 8/18/2014 6:12:00 PM
Hi Andrea, once again, Congratulations!!! Enjoy your winning poem, I had tons of fun, going over the winning poems. If you like, stop by my latest blog "Things That Suck" Featuring Andrea's awesome title and poem, if you like. Always ~LINDA~
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Date: 8/18/2014 5:59:00 PM
Andrea, be the first to check out my latest blog :)... Not as if you are online... By the way... Congratulations!!! Love Linda
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Date: 1/27/2014 8:59:00 PM
Andrea This is a creative and funny write. I like how you took things you hate and turned it into something cute and silly. Nice job Thanks for the great comment and congrats on my Backwards Proposal poem. Yes, I am married. July 26 will be 28 years. I LOVE Glee. Especially Kurt/Blaine. They are adorable. Here is my You Tube Link for vids I made of them. https://www.youtube.com/user/sammygirlfan Hugs
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Date: 3/21/2013 11:16:00 PM
You forgot to mention vampires! They suck quite a lot (especially those Twilight ones... LOL!) However, I could have gone about my life without knowing about the clitoris pumps... ANYway... a funny piece through and through. Sometimes it's good to put all the stuff you hate in one big basket... and then NUKE it. I'm still trying to get my twelve year old nephew to stop suck his thumb... bad habit!!
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Date: 10/21/2011 10:36:00 AM
yes...i love this... and you pointed almost all the things that Su(k.... hahha.... karma... i hate her.... and one day i hope some one takes her and drowns her where the world is full of iol spills...after i snot attack her... and yes i was just kidding,, about my comment... did you know i hate thumb sucking period.. it's so gross.... by the way.. don't worry about my poems... just stop by and say.. hi it is always nice to hear from you..always.p.d.
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Date: 10/21/2011 10:37:00 AM
oil....lol.. not..iol
Date: 10/8/2011 10:58:00 AM
Many things suck in this life and you named a few. Nice write Andrea. Seems no time for the computer lately. love phyl
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Date: 10/8/2011 8:52:00 AM
So many things that suck, would you believe it. Must check out a few as he chuckles to himself, great write Andrea :)
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Date: 10/8/2011 2:28:00 AM
Andrea, what a hoot, should do well in the contest, only one line I worry about. Take care Lee
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Date: 10/8/2011 12:57:00 AM
I woke up way too early this morning and you just made me LOL in bed Andrea ;-) wishing all the best for the contest, love Wilma.. ps: I decided to enter it in the contest after you asked me whether it was for the contest!!
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Date: 10/7/2011 11:21:00 PM
Funny lines Andrea! Thanks for making me laugh! Is this for a contest? Make the judges smile! Hey I am really going home to RP soon! Do you know how many islands we have in that country? You can guess or you can google. A stimulating poem for me tonight. Thanks for sharing. Dalila
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Date: 10/7/2011 10:29:00 PM
what is a c pump fo?? arousal? I have heard of p pumps.....how did I miss that?
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Date: 10/7/2011 9:15:00 PM
Oh, wow...this is hysterical !!!! The 'C' line....almost made me fall out of my chair!!!!! .............you are too funny !!!!
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Date: 10/7/2011 9:03:00 PM
This is GREAT Andrea! I like the part about girls who don't tease-LOL!
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Date: 10/7/2011 8:52:00 PM
X-celent Write you have here....Yes indeed those all do suck! In an Acrostic....Very nice.... :-)
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Date: 10/7/2011 8:38:00 PM
I found this to be very funny. Great work! Janet
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Date: 10/7/2011 7:42:00 PM
Quite creative, your acrostic, Andrea! Great job! If this is for a contest, good luck with it! Best wishes, Caroline.
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Date: 10/7/2011 7:39:00 PM
What a great Acrostic you have written Andrea! Wow, I didn't know that this many things could suck! Stupendous work!!
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