Text Talk

@ lst catchin on 2 my celfne wz a relief thN txtN came on2 d scene n brawt me nu grief. I couldn’t evn lern shrth& wen I wz in skool. txtN S 2much lk dat, so I’ll stay “un-cool!” I’ve gotten thru a lfetme w/o uzn it. n wouldn’t uno it, no symbl 4t rhym sh-t Translation: At last catching on to my cell phone was a relief. Then texting came onto the scene and brought me new grief. I couldn’t even learn shorthand when I was in school. Texting is too much like that, so I’ll stay “un-cool!” I’ve gotten through a lifetime without using it. And wouldn’t you know it, no symbol for the rhyme sh-t