Quirky Twists and Turns

*Like Caesar I wrote this in the 3rd person:) In third person he talks just like Caesar Stuffing bagfuls of sweets in the freezer Mumbles loud in his sleep An appointment can’t keep Often plucks at his brows with a tweezer. With false tan he conceals his complexion In shop windows inspects his reflection Cracks his fingers and neck And exclaims ‘What the heck!’ When he drinks has no sense of direction. He’s allergic to pollen and sneezes Throwing up at the smell of blue cheeses Hair extensions he wears When it’s windy he swears Swallows tablets in fear of diseases. He invents and tells lies for no reason Any week any month any season Does it all with a smirk (Yes, that’s also a quirk!) In a cell he could end for high treason! - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - For the Contest “Quirks” Hosted by Madison Demetros © 9th February 2018