Puppet World: a Message From Santa

Hello there?! Hmm! Hmm! Hmm! Can you hear? I guess my voice is fading A result of living a few thousand centuries I'll imagine you can As far as you're Santa's fan Now he sent to say That he's doing well Oh! Do you even heard he was sick the other day? Aww! Its a result of the jingling bells The lovely immortal rang his ears away Now you ask what he does while on holiday? He spends days and nights wrapping gifts in every possible different ways To all "CLAUSTROPHOBICS", Santa's promised to shave his beard And to all " CLAUSELESS REBELS", Santa's accept to come next time with a certificate of birth Little kiddie! If you want a bigger gift next year, please come not last but first First come then first serve, first serve is bigger serve! And he's sorry for croaky jest And yes! Santa saw a man with more beard than his, warning! Go shave! For those who complained of seeing no gift, please do come outta ya cave And to those who discovered that Santa Claus is there uncle, oh! Sorry, no wrong faces next time Before I forget, he said Santa's clause is going to come next time in white and black that rhyme! Bye there! Oh who am I seeing? Sleeping willow?! Oh dear Is he awake or still sleeping? Lemme go check! CLAUSTROPHOBIC : one who's afraid of Santa CLAUSELESS REBELS = A REBEL WITHOUT A CLAUSE : meaning a kid who doesn't believe in Santa SANTA'S CLAUSE = incomplete Christmas sentences PS: NO OFFENSE MEANT