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Pun Fun

I had an IPod problem!
I fixed it, this is how!
I named the thing "Titanic",
by God, it's "syncing" now!

I was wondering where the sun goes?
I stayed up all night to see!
Sure enough, next morning,
it finally "dawned" on me!

I'm an avid reader.
I read anything around.
I read an "anti-gravity" book,
and I couldn't put it "down"!

I know some real bad food jokes,
but let me tell you first!
The one about German sausage,
brother, that's the "wurst"!

There are several types of illness,
that leave you sore and weak!
But, when your bladder is infected,
"urine" trouble, so to speak!

I was sorta down and out!
Times were hard, you know?
So, I got a job in a bakery,
because I "kneaded" dough!

NOTE; I apologize if you wasted your
time reading this!  I need to get
a life!  Sorry folks. 

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  1. Date: 11/21/2012 9:01:00 PM
    Ralph,, Stopping by to greet you and every other soup poet, with a special thank you comment, during this wonderful Thanksgiving season. Hope you do not mind the time I am taking to express my sincere appreciation for any support you have offered during the years, or time you have been here on the soup. I am deeply thankful and extend to you my best wishes for a happy and healthy Poetic Magical Thanksgiving Day. *Always & Forever, the Poet Destroyer; -*

  1. Date: 5/18/2012 6:44:00 AM
    lol too funny my friend......Larry

  1. Date: 5/17/2012 7:45:00 PM
    Thanks, Ralph, for your congrats. Don't apologize for this poem. I enjoyed reading it - it made me smile. Hugs, Maureen

  1. Date: 5/10/2012 7:46:00 PM
    I think this is great. This is still a form of poetry and we all can use a laugh now and then. I for one am glad to have something fresh and that can make me smile. It beats another love poem or you hurt me breakup poem. I know we all need to get these things out but a break is great. Keep up the good work. TLee

  1. Date: 5/9/2012 10:54:00 AM
    This is an entertaining read and it made me smile. ,,Thanks for posting this.

  1. Date: 5/1/2012 5:45:00 PM
    Enjoyed the chuckles..Clever play on words..I am glad that I chose it to read today..Sara

  1. Date: 4/30/2012 12:49:00 PM
    Chuckle, chuckle. How choice and well written. Thanks

  1. Date: 4/30/2012 12:38:00 PM
    Very witty... Terry

  1. Date: 4/30/2012 11:02:00 AM
    clever and creative! nice one!

  1. Date: 4/30/2012 10:58:00 AM
    Absolutely no waste of time..enjoyed its clever humour, jag

  1. Date: 4/30/2012 9:21:00 AM
    LOL!!! Ralph!! LOL!! I'm cracking up!! These are hillarious!! got to be favs my friend...I especially love your "syncing"..."Titanic"... Ipod...Bahahahahahhaha!!! it!! thanks for the laugh...big hugs, love ~deb

  1. Date: 4/30/2012 8:31:00 AM
    Smile ˜ Hahaha, Tis The Simple Things In Life, Which Reveal The Lovely Purity Amid Light * Sooo Easy To Love ˜ Always, John!:) ˜