I love you my sweet
you are sweeter than a strawberry swirl
and softer than a flump
when I am with you my heart melts like butter scotch
and my words come unstuck like toffee.
I wish there were hundreds and thousands of you
but you're the original gobsmacker!
You're the rosy apple of my eye
and when I'm with you
I feel like
I'm on a flying saucer!
(apologies to my american compandres as these are mostly british confectionary)