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My New Undergarmets

A new brassier I did need, to keep the cold off my chest All was ok until me, the guard did arrest... From the store as I was making my way slowly out Alarm bells rang and then I heard a shout. Well I thought it was ***** when he took me inside Where the guard took my bags, I had nothing to hide He uttered something strange not familiar to my ear Then sent me away with my bags presumed clear I left the store with an audience fully surrounding Feeling small and embarrassed and alarm bells still pounding. I decided to ignore the stares coming my way He had already rummaged and sent me away. Embarrassed and shivering I looked for my car Remembering then, that I still wore no bra. I realised then that my chest area was cold. Because I still had no brassier for my bits to hold. The store they had left the tags on the underwear Sealed inside the boxes and that’s not really fair The staff they had omitted to tell of their plan Oh boy, I sometime wish that I was a man. My poor ches-tal area, not small, I might add Was suffering from the cold, one could see that quite bad I had looks from shoppers all watching me I wondered at first what it was they could see As I passed through the door, past a man not so old He said buy a top, because I was looking rather cold How thoughtful I thought, for him to mention to me Till I saw my nipples sticking out as far as can be. My poor chest-al area so long suffering in the cold I now have new undergarments for my bits to hold They are wrapped up warm and snug as can be When I’m cold they will remain hidden, so no one can see. © 24/09/2012~GG~

Copyright © | Year Posted 2012




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Date: 9/26/2012 9:41:00 PM
VEry funny and reminded me of a recent blog you did. About the problem you mentioned with the line "what it was they could see" soupmail for ya on my own story.
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Date: 9/25/2012 9:05:00 AM
at least they weren't "peaking" out!!
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Date: 9/24/2012 3:20:00 PM
lol, so glad you can see the funny side of all this, my friend : )
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Date: 9/24/2012 2:39:00 PM
very funny! i enjoyed the read...
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Date: 9/24/2012 12:42:00 PM
Haha...you have got such a sense of humour Mandy!!
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Date: 9/24/2012 11:17:00 AM
You had me laughing in my chair with coffee running down my chin. AWESOME and I know I would like to get rid of a size or three. Funny poem and glad you shared. love phyl
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Mandy Tams The Golden Girl
Date: 9/24/2012 1:07:00 PM
Glad to be of service and make you laugh Phyll xx
Date: 9/24/2012 11:05:00 AM
oh gee, i flipped off my chair, mandy... hilarious and well done.. what size would that be, lol!... super!..:) huggs!
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Mandy Tams The Golden Girl
Date: 9/24/2012 1:07:00 PM
not telling lol xx
Date: 9/24/2012 9:24:00 AM
Wow , thats something. lovely
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Mandy Tams The Golden Girl
Date: 9/24/2012 1:08:00 PM
Thanks
Date: 9/24/2012 9:22:00 AM
ha ha ha - a fun one. read your blog about it too. unbelivable all the breakdowns in communication and the embarassment for you. maybe you should write another on what idiots they were! slam 'em ;)
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Date: 9/24/2012 9:11:00 AM
Oh boy, i enjoy what you write, love this,
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Mandy Tams The Golden Girl
Date: 9/24/2012 1:10:00 PM
lol xx

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