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Macho Bee and Lady Bird's Jungle Fever

Macho Bee had a really big stinger. Lady Bird, when aroused, was a singer. When they heard her loud COO, all the wood creatures knew that first date must have been a humdinger! For Line Gauthier's Bite Size Poem No.10 Poetry Contest

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Date: 2/23/2012 6:59:00 PM
LOL! Very Good!
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Date: 2/23/2012 9:26:00 AM
cxool congrats Andrea on this entry .. a sure winner for both contests luv.. awesome ..
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Date: 2/23/2012 7:02:00 AM
Andrea -- I'm lovin it. love, Kathy
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Date: 2/23/2012 6:22:00 AM
Congratulations on your win in P.D.'s "(Any) Poem Of the week" contest Andrea. Love, Carol
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Date: 2/23/2012 4:49:00 AM
this is hilarious! thanks for the smile this morning!
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Date: 2/23/2012 3:49:00 AM
Andrea,Congratulations on your win.Love this Limerick.
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Date: 2/23/2012 1:46:00 AM
Andrea congrats on your brill, win..David
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Date: 2/22/2012 10:24:00 PM
ANDREA.. CONGRATUALTIONS! with your poem of the week... thank you for supporting my contest ;-) ~ always*PD
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Date: 2/22/2012 10:22:00 PM
Congratulations on your win Andrea. Was Macho Bee's real name Lyndon, and did he come from Texas?
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Date: 2/21/2012 7:58:00 PM
Great limerick.....this made me laugh!
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Date: 2/21/2012 6:05:00 AM
Brilliant ! you've got me laughing !
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Date: 2/20/2012 3:49:00 PM
Wow a humdinger, indeed. Had me laughing with this one. love phyl
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Date: 2/20/2012 1:34:00 PM
ha ha! wonderful limerick - so clever :)
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Date: 2/19/2012 3:44:00 PM
LOL, thanks for a good chuckle, Andrea
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Date: 2/19/2012 9:30:00 AM
ps...Really enjoyed writing for your contest...a wonderful topic and a form that is misconceived as simple....so not the case! Stayed home from church..my lil'est has the vomiting flu!! ugh.
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Date: 2/19/2012 9:28:00 AM
A great limerick story, Andrea!! A gold medal spot for sure! Like how you created 2 polar opposite characters with such fun characteristics...yep, that first date....whoah!!
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Date: 2/18/2012 10:46:00 PM
Yes like the others say- well done a very fine limerick indeed, blessings, bren : )
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Date: 2/18/2012 10:35:00 PM
love it tickles 4 me 2 wish i was as smart as yew, bloody well done hon.
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Date: 2/18/2012 9:44:00 PM
congrats on finalizing your contest Andrea.. wll help u anytime u need it luv.. let me know.. thankxx so much for my win for that sauna gift.. now when we sit in it I wll think of my win.. haha.. great relaxation luv.. amazing winners list..
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Date: 2/18/2012 9:34:00 PM
I think this is one of the best limericks I've ever read on the soup. Best of luck in the contest! =)
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Date: 2/18/2012 9:16:00 PM
This is so clever and fun! I'm agree with the others, first place for this one! Blessings, Rhonda
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Date: 2/18/2012 8:27:00 PM
This is a dandy Andrea. This will be the winner I predict. Love, Joyce
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Date: 2/18/2012 3:16:00 PM
This is so great Andrea! So much depth girl! I'm going to try to come up w/ something...we'll see :)
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Date: 2/18/2012 10:08:00 AM
Ribald rhyme (blessedly disguised) and I love it. A wonderful nature study. Perhaps a nursery rhyme might be in the offing, eh? Love, daver
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Date: 2/17/2012 11:02:00 PM
Andrea I miss you and your poems. I've been slacking in poetry lately, but I will be back soon, maybe tonight. Good Luck in the contest...birds and the bees and the flowers and the thing called LOVE! Remember that song? Love Dalila
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