Knickers

Poor Pauline was caught unawares when she was in a rush She ripped the seam of her jeans exposing her enormous tush People started smiling when she had passed their way For her tiny G-string panties were clearly on display! She could feel a cooling breeze around her nether region Thank goodness it was summer and not the winter season! Jan Allison 24th April 2016

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Timothy Hicks

Date: 4/27/2016 3:12:00 PM

Being American we aren't blessed with such amusing words as "knickers" ... but I guess we have snickers which, at the very least, rhymes! Hey! Look at that ... I just gave you fresh inspiration ... "Getting fresh snickers while glimpsing at her knickers" ... Thanks for the giggles, dear Jan :)

Jan Allison
Date: 4/27/2016 4:03:00 PM

Lol thanks for the fun comment Timothy:-) to confuse the matter you call trousers 'pants' - to me pants are undies or knickers lol - oh I really fancy a Snickers bar now lol:-) hugs jan

Sara Kendrick

Date: 4/27/2016 12:22:00 PM

Got a chuckle here..I hope not a real happening but just a fun write..Thanks for stopping by with congrats..Sara

Jan Allison
Date: 4/27/2016 12:40:00 PM

Just a fun write Sara L0L:-) hugs jan xx

Joseph May

Date: 4/26/2016 5:09:00 PM

Another good one Jan...Thanks for the laughs....hugs

Jan Allison
Date: 4/26/2016 5:35:00 PM

My pleasure Jospeh - I can still write serious stuff but am working on poems for my humour book - will have to remove them from soup one day but at least if I am making people smile i know I am on the right track:-) hugs Jan xx

Bl Devnath

Date: 4/25/2016 9:11:00 AM

Ha ha ha..... i can loudly laugh but to maintain civility i will smile surely. Lol, It's beautifully done my lovely friend. A 7 sure. Loved always, bl

Jan Allison
Date: 4/25/2016 10:48:00 AM

Thanks so much BL:-) hugs Jan xx

Demetrios Trifiatis

Date: 4/25/2016 4:26:00 AM

That lights up the spirits! What a delightful sight! Haha! I know of couple of stories more revealing than this! Thank you Jan! Marvelous!

Jan Allison
Date: 4/25/2016 4:28:00 AM

haha ha Demetrios I am sure you can write poetically about your observations lol:-) hugs jan xx

Old Man Emu

Date: 4/25/2016 2:11:00 AM

Nice to read and smile. Thanks Jan. Regards, Craig

Jan Allison
Date: 4/25/2016 2:14:00 AM

Thanks Craig:-) hugs Jan xx

Dr. Upma A. Sharma

Date: 4/24/2016 11:33:00 PM

Wow that really giggled Jan..

Jan Allison
Date: 4/25/2016 2:04:00 AM

Thanks Dr Sharma:-) hugs jan xx

Cheryl Hoffman

Date: 4/24/2016 8:36:00 PM

That was funny Jan! Thanks for the chuckle!:) And it's true about the way some people look when they're shopping at some of our Walmarts! Its the ripped look being in fashion I suppose!:)

Jan Allison
Date: 4/25/2016 2:02:00 AM

Fiction write for me lol .... I'm So glad we don't have Walmarts lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Eve Roper

Date: 4/24/2016 8:26:00 PM

Haha... Wonderful !! Hugs

Jan Allison
Date: 4/25/2016 1:59:00 AM

Thanks Eve:-) hugs Jan xx

John Lawless

Date: 4/24/2016 7:09:00 PM

Thanks for the chuckle Jan

Jan Allison
Date: 4/24/2016 7:11:00 PM

Thanks for dropping by John:-) hugs jan xx

Jean Murray

Date: 4/24/2016 5:39:00 PM

Could not click fast enough to see this poem Jan. You never disappoint.

Jean Murray
Date: 4/24/2016 5:48:00 PM

Not as "down under" as you these days Jan.

Jan Allison
Date: 4/24/2016 5:41:00 PM

LOL Jean - are you back from down under so to speak lol:-) hugs jan xx

Arthur Vaso

Date: 4/24/2016 5:37:00 PM

My computer BEEPS whenever the word "knickers" appears on my screen, so for sure I wasn't going to miss this poem!!! Hugs!

Jan Allison
Date: 4/24/2016 5:39:00 PM

ha ha ha knickers knickers knickers lol:-) I bet you are so glad you told me BEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 4/24/2016 5:08:00 PM

So funny, Jan . Another great poem for that book you are working on!!

Jan Allison
Date: 4/24/2016 5:11:00 PM

Thanks Andrea I wrote this a few weeks back lol:-) hugs jan xx

Paul Callus

Date: 4/24/2016 2:02:00 PM

Thanks for the laugh, Jan:) Perhaps had it been winter there would have been less people around, and she might have also been wearing a rain/coat! hugs // paul

Jan Allison
Date: 4/24/2016 2:41:00 PM

LOl - I'm sure you see a few 'sights' on the beaches in Malta during summer lol

Charmaine Chircop

Date: 4/24/2016 1:55:00 PM

Haha :)..Two days ago I went to the convenience store wearing my waistcoat inside out :)..Re knickers..Oh I never wish for an occurence like that :).Once I was going to work wearing my bed slippers..was already in the car..Hehe.So one never knows what might happen next .Love your entertaining poem dear.: )

Arthur Vaso
Date: 4/24/2016 5:39:00 PM

I actually recently went to visit a client, who had just hired the cutest hottest gal I'd seen in a long time, too bad I showed up with my shirt inside out! And she was quick to point it out! I replied it was on purpose to make her smile! :)

Jan Allison
Date: 4/24/2016 2:40:00 PM

Thanks Charma - always worth checking your attire before you go out lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith

Date: 4/24/2016 1:44:00 PM

An everyday occurrence here Jan...Just drive over to your local Wal-Mart and laugh...lol

Jan Allison
Date: 4/24/2016 2:39:00 PM

ha ha ha - this just came out of my imagination Tim I'm thankful I've not seen it (and we don't have Walmart on the Island lol:-) hugs jan xx

Dm Babbit

Date: 4/24/2016 1:38:00 PM

Don't get your knickers in a bunch or someone might lose their lunch. Chuckling as I read your poem again. DMB

Jan Allison
Date: 4/24/2016 2:38:00 PM

Thanks DM glad I made you giggle:-) hugs Jan xx

Edlynn Nau

Date: 4/24/2016 1:31:00 PM

Ah ha ha ha! Thanks for the fun and play in this AND TRUTH! So many of us have had a slip up, the back of our skirt tucked in the band of our nylons, a bathing suit top come off on a dive. It's as though we are to be the butt of a joke (sorry)! Still laughing & love poetry with such fun. Maybe we should gather up EVERY poem from PS that makes us laugh & put it in a book called: "Giggle." A7

Jan Allison
Date: 4/24/2016 2:38:00 PM

I'm working on a book of funny poems Edlynn and this is destined for it as are many of my poems on soup so i will have to remove them one day prior to the book being published - so glad it made you smile makes me know I am on the right track with my humour:-) hugs jan xx