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Sally met an old bloke from Bombay They both fancied a roll in the hay He whipped out his todger All ready to Rodger But his blue pills had run out that day! 11~20~16

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Darren White

Date: 11/30/2016 5:20:00 AM

I get the weirdest ideas after reading the poem and seeing the picture..... not sharing :P

Jan Allison
Date: 11/30/2016 12:24:00 PM

ha ha ha:-) hugs Jan xx

Arthur Vaso

Date: 11/29/2016 5:51:00 PM

Had to check, worried this was about me!

Jan Allison
Date: 11/29/2016 5:52:00 PM

Your not old!!!:-) hugs Jan xx

Keith Teaser

Date: 11/28/2016 4:04:00 PM

Quite funny love it..

Jan Allison
Date: 11/28/2016 4:05:00 PM

:-) thanks:-) hugs jan xx

Jack Horne

Date: 11/27/2016 10:35:00 AM

LOL, had a chuckle at this one - always enjoy your limericks

Jan Allison
Date: 11/27/2016 11:01:00 AM

I love writing them Jack lol:-) hugs jan xx

Paul Callus

Date: 11/25/2016 5:38:00 PM

I can assure you that this Limerick was no flop!! Had a good laugh at the expense of Bombay Bloke and the accompanying picture:) Hugs // paul

Jan Allison
Date: 11/25/2016 5:48:00 PM

:-) thanks Paul:-) hugs Jan xx

Daniel Turner

Date: 11/21/2016 9:23:00 AM

That is one funny picture and the limerick goes right along with it. I love your sense of humor, Jan:)

Jan Allison
Date: 11/21/2016 12:01:00 PM

Thanks Daniel:-) hugs Jan xx

Chris Green

Date: 11/21/2016 9:22:00 AM

Ha, that was really funny Jan. I hate when that happens. : ) The only thing I would recommend is if you spent more than four hours writing this poem, you should probably contact your doctor. :)

Jan Allison
Date: 11/21/2016 12:01:00 PM

lol it took about a minute to write:-) hugs Jan xx

Demetrios Trifiatis

Date: 11/21/2016 5:53:00 AM

Haha, My dearest Empress, Jan you did it again! Loved it! A seven! May I contribute? A very old man that was named Billy/ Wished to play with a young girl the silly/ Surely he tried once but failed/ But the second time her nailed/ Now can't walk a terrain that is hilly!

Jan Allison
Date: 11/21/2016 12:02:00 PM

ha ha ha great one Demetrios:-) hugs Jan xx

John Lawless

Date: 11/20/2016 10:51:00 PM

Alas it seems even the pope...... when poked in the rear with the "scope"....had one request.....right after the test....."call the fart that came out HOLY SMOKE"

Jan Allison
Date: 11/21/2016 1:54:00 AM

ha ha ha you should post that John:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 11/20/2016 8:30:00 PM

HA!! You are great, Jan. Loved the cartoon with it too.What is this limerick train about that Eve mentioned. I went nowhere with that link. I can't even stay here long enough to do comments. Have to keep going up to the bathroom. hahaha. You know WHY

Jan Allison
Date: 11/21/2016 1:53:00 AM

ha ha ha:-) I could do a poem linked to the loo and ANDREA - may write it just for you lol:-)hugs Jan xx

Space Cadet

Date: 11/20/2016 6:20:00 PM

HA! ... Tragic, very tragic.

Jan Allison
Date: 11/20/2016 6:24:00 PM

Thanks Space Cadet:-) hugs Jan xx

Maurice Rigoler

Date: 11/20/2016 5:37:00 PM

Yes, Jan, I heard about it on the news. Were you the lady they booed off the stage for reciting risque poems like the limerick above? Hahaha! Thanks for the stop. / M

Jan Allison
Date: 11/20/2016 5:45:00 PM

ha ha ha:-) I would love to do a few limericks on the stage lol ... maybe one day I will unleash them on an unsuspecting audience lol:-) hugs jan xx

Ilene Bauer

Date: 11/20/2016 3:47:00 PM

ha! very funny, jan! you crack me up...

Jan Allison
Date: 11/20/2016 4:37:00 PM

I was on stage on Friday Ilene - it was incredible to recite 2 poems to an audience of 600 ... a moment I will never ever forget:-) hugs jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 11/20/2016 3:13:00 PM

- ........... oh... poor dog ....... how long is the impact - Congratulations on your Friday on stage, Jan !!! .... You are S.U.P.E.R ... I had fainted !!! - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison
Date: 11/20/2016 4:37:00 PM

It was the most incredible time to stand on that stage Anne Lise I will never ever forget it:-) hugs jan xx

Eve Roper

Date: 11/20/2016 12:48:00 PM

Hahaha.... when I need cheering because I'm in the dumps I just need to come and visit to put me in a humor.... Hubby's site I started for him with only 2 poems.http://www.poetrysoup.com/poems_poets/poems_by_poet.aspx?ID=59416

Jan Allison
Date: 11/20/2016 1:26:00 PM

Brilliant Eve I will drop by:-) glad you got a smile from my silly poem:-) hugs Jan xx

Phatt Matt

Date: 11/20/2016 12:15:00 PM

fun read, chuckles!~phatt

Jan Allison
Date: 11/20/2016 12:18:00 PM

Thanks Phatt:-) hugs Jan xx

Carol B.

Date: 11/20/2016 11:00:00 AM

You're nuts lol. Jan another good one!

Jan Allison
Date: 11/20/2016 12:19:00 PM

I was on stage on Friday reciting 2 of my poems in front of 600 people - wow I never ever dreamed my husband's cancer would change my life like this!:-) hugs Jan xx

Carol B.
Date: 11/20/2016 11:51:00 AM

You should you're hiliarious :)

Jan Allison
Date: 11/20/2016 11:08:00 AM

I take that as a compliment Carol lol:-) hugs Jan xx