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He Gave Her a Book

Old Mrs Jenkin clapped her hands with glee, so pleased she'd entered contests listed 'free' - she'd won a prize, the first she'd ever had. Although not into books, but still as glad, she read the title, thumbed the pages then, and blushed at pics of naked gals and men. The Kama Sutra wasn't quite her thing (though placing first had made her spirit sing). it wasn't something for the vicar's eyes, but Mrs Jenkin's buried with that prize. written 4th June for Mystic Rose's He gave her a book contest

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Date: 9/5/2021 9:11:00 PM
How funny Jack!
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Date: 6/18/2021 2:54:00 PM
Ahhhh beware of free contests and offers! Thank you for another witty offering, Jack :) Regards // paul
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Date: 6/10/2021 4:09:00 PM
A creative funny write. She at least won a prize. lol Hope all is well your way. love phyl
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Date: 6/10/2021 1:10:00 PM
Lol! Jack, I agree with them below; this is such a funny take on the contest theme- Alexis
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Date: 6/10/2021 6:36:00 AM
Wow! What a creative write for the contest. All the best
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Date: 6/6/2021 6:25:00 PM
A funny take on the theme, GL in the contest
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Date: 6/5/2021 10:12:00 PM
Now that’s pretty funny. Well done Jack. Thanks as well for your visit and comment.
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Date: 6/5/2021 3:41:00 PM
Oh, my mother played bingo every night, Jack. Our lives revolved around the bingo schedules :) Of course, this book is probably not what she expected to receive. Hope staring at the risque photos didn't contribute to her death. LOL Very funny entry! Best wishes for a win. Hugs, Carolyn
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Date: 6/4/2021 6:15:00 PM
hahaha buried with the prize. SO clever, Jack.
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Date: 6/4/2021 4:53:00 PM
Wasn't her thing, eh? Well, Jack, hope this gets a shout out in the contest, let alone, this post e'er getting to your comment page my friend, Aloha!
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Date: 6/4/2021 3:15:00 PM
Creative and humorous one. Reads like a good contender for the contest to me. Way to go. Congrats. Sara
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Date: 6/4/2021 2:45:00 PM
Hilarious Jack, perhaps Mrs Jenkin thought the book she prized would keep her soul and spirit alive. All the best… Belle
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Date: 6/4/2021 2:22:00 PM
Too cute Jack. It was the first thing she ever won but she couldn't show to anyone so she was buried with it. Love this. Good job. God Bless, JB
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Date: 6/4/2021 2:14:00 PM
ha ha ha hilarious as ever jack:-) hugs jan xx
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