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Hdsidbvehxksh

(or Bumping Faces) Sometimes I find it really quite difficult To differentiate between reality and fantasy Fantasy seems like it's a whole lot more fun Whatever I wish for always comes true At times I forget and kiss total strangers on the street Which can lead to a bashed in skull And the odd broken limb now and then Thankfully I'm still able to differentiate between the sexes Of course my all time favourite people are women But in a pinch... LOL Okay scratch that, I'm strictly a lover of the fairer sex I have a question... when did this custom begin Did the first neanderthals bump faces And think, “Hdsidbvehxksh!” Loosely translated, “Where have you been all my life, baby?” Centuries have gone by but we all still love bumping faces! Hdsidbvehxksh! © Jack Ellison 2015

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Demetrios Trifiatis

Date: 1/15/2015 3:55:00 AM

I told you ones and will repeat it again: You, my friend Jack, are the Mozart of fun writing! When one grows older I think has the right to live in fantasy since all his life has lived in reality! As far as the fairer sex is concerned still you are the better exemplar of the mail person they could chose! Ha-ha! Excellent!

Jack Ellison
Date: 1/27/2015 9:47:00 AM

Thank you for your personal appraisal! LOL Love the Mozart reference... you are too too kind, Mr. ex-Montrealer! Cheers!

Tim Smith

Date: 1/14/2015 6:39:00 PM

fabulous my friend....cheers

Jack Ellison
Date: 1/14/2015 6:45:00 PM

WOWSERS!!! Thanks Tim... MUCH appreciated!

Paul Callus

Date: 1/14/2015 4:54:00 PM

Love your witty side Jack! Gave me a good laugh before going to bed. cu my friend. // paul

Jack Ellison
Date: 1/14/2015 5:03:00 PM

Hope your dreams are filled with bumping faces! LOL Cheers, Jack

Poesy Relish

Date: 1/14/2015 11:03:00 AM

LOL.. That was fun to read... good title ;)

Jack Ellison
Date: 1/14/2015 11:09:00 AM

Happy to provide the giggles my dear Nadiya! Loving hugs, Jack xxx

Carol Eastman

Date: 1/14/2015 9:57:00 AM

What? In fantasy, everything you wish for comes true? How does that happen? That's not likely to happen, here. Remember, I have Dragon and the Sheriff of CrazyLand. And Grandpa Troll enjoys, stirring the pot, too. The last face bumping occured at Dragons birthday party. Dragon was playing pin the tail on the pumpkin, when he pinned the Sheriff on the nose. Then a penguin kissed the Sheriff's boo-boo, and Dragon's got jealous. Poor sheriff had to jump into the lake to cool off his tupay! LOL

Jack Ellison
Date: 1/14/2015 10:02:00 AM

You know I'm almost believing your stories! A sign of a good story teller! Kudos! Loving hugs, Jacko xxx

Richard Lamoureux

Date: 1/14/2015 8:52:00 AM

So that's what leads to all the bumping in the night!

Jack Ellison
Date: 1/14/2015 9:31:00 AM

The secret is out!!! LOL Jack

Jan Allison

Date: 1/14/2015 8:12:00 AM

When I was about 20 I once got asked by a real minging bloke 'where have you been all my life' - my reply well for the first 20 years I wasn't even born mate! - maybe not quite what he was hoping to hear lol:-) thanks for making me smile with this dear brother Jack :-) hugs jan xx

Jack Ellison
Date: 1/14/2015 8:26:00 AM

What a great retort, dear Jan! LOL BTW Bumping faces is just about my favourite things to do... hmmm well maybe my second most favourite thing! Loving hugs, Bro! xxx

James Horn

Date: 1/14/2015 6:42:00 AM

All fine except this: Which can lead to a bashed in skull Read more at: http://www.poetrysoup.com/poem/hdsidbvehxksh_633250

Jack Ellison
Date: 1/14/2015 6:53:00 AM

That's NEVER good! LOL Thanks for dropping by my friend!