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Hairy Aging

In some places I have no hair
In some places I have more hair
My eyebrows are getting more bushy
And so is my big fat old tushy

To the mirror I look with great fear
As nose hair grows longer and queer
Getting rid of it causes me pain
Nasal hair in me causes no gain

The top of my head is so bare
I'm getting to think life's not fair
To comb it to one side is silly
I feel like a silly willy dilly

In some places I have no hair
In some places I have more hair
My eyebrows are getting more bushy
And so is my big fat old tushy 

© 2013 Rick Zablocki
PD's Silly Poem Contest

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  1. Date: 5/30/2013 9:32:00 PM
    Hi Rick, wow! I can't believe I forgot to thank you for the nice and silly poem you entered in my contest. A late late late CONGRATULATIONS. Thank you for the smirks and smiles your poem gave me while reading it. Hope you can forgive me, it is not like me to stoop low and diss all who support me or my contest. Even if it does not matter to them... I still try my best... Love love LINDA...

  1. Date: 5/27/2013 1:45:00 PM
    lol, congrats on your win.

  1. Date: 5/25/2013 1:14:00 PM
    Nice poem for this contest. Congratulations on your win. Warm Smiles, Connie

  1. Date: 5/24/2013 8:13:00 AM
    Funny and cute! Congrats on your win. AO

  1. Date: 5/23/2013 7:15:00 PM
    Big heartfelt congrats on your fabulous win my dear friend Rick! This is really great and funny! I love this special form of rhyme as well, with a refrain. Cheers! Thanks for sharing and the smiles! love/hugs, Leonora

  1. Date: 5/22/2013 11:43:00 PM
    Stop it please! I can't TAKE any more!...Fall-down-on-the-floor funny....Congratulations sir! - Tim

  1. Date: 5/22/2013 6:13:00 PM
    Rick--too true!! Congrats!

  1. Date: 4/8/2013 3:10:00 AM
    I dnt wnt 2 grow old now. Hahahahaha nyc 1 RICK.

  1. Date: 4/1/2013 8:35:00 AM
    I am experiencing some of the symptoms you allude to in your poem. A very good write. Thanks for dropping by and reading mine. Lynn

  1. Date: 3/31/2013 8:06:00 PM
    Very witty and humorous. Very well done and much fun to read

  1. Date: 3/31/2013 6:06:00 PM

  1. Date: 3/31/2013 3:59:00 PM
    oh my gosh, this is a funny one and sadly, true for so many aging guys. I guess you could go to one of those places that do bikini waxes and get it all torn off hahaha OUCH.

  1. Date: 3/31/2013 9:46:00 AM
    I'm laughing so hard........'sorry this is happening to you....but it's so true......(yikes, it's happening to my hubby too!!)

  1. Date: 3/31/2013 8:31:00 AM
    Did you sneak into my house in the middle of the night and steal some of my stuff!!! This is the kind of silliness I write! Yee haw! Loved it my good friend Rick... are you sure we don't some ancestry way back way???