Fiber For Our Life

Now that I'm in my 50's and over the hill, I'm getting more and more medical mail, lots of it pertaining to a certain ailment, this one being in the can't poop department, claiming that some people have it stuck in their colon walls, and that they are walking around like a ticking time bomb, well I for one don't want to be around when that person explodes! Also saying that these fecal reservoirs are going to kill you, I just look at the colon pictures and sort of bristle, thinking why are they sending me pictures of colon crap, why I'm a vegetarian and clean as a whistle, I start the day eating cereal called Fiber-one, then for lunch have a hugh salad with lots of onion, for supper its fiber rich 15 bean soup, and when I go on trips bring my fiber pills along, thats why every chance I get I stop at a restroom, so doc if you schedule me for a colonoscopy, you can see for yourself that I might well live to be way over the hill, unless of course I o.d. on my fiber rich pills!