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Ellison's Theory of Sillytivity

(My Version of Einstein's Theory) Ellison's Theory of Sillytivity In case you haven't heard Explains the reason why silly puns Cause groans, they're so absurd Didn't create these silly things Well not all of 'em at least Some've been round forever and ever Just add my twist to the feast Ellison and silly go together Like forever hand in hand The theory proves without a doubt There's humour in every land In every nation across the globe The common thread is puns While blowing up pretty buildings And shooting people with guns Ellison's Theory of Sillytivity Explains it all real well The time you spend giggling away Less time for causing hell © Jack Ellison 2013

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John Posey

Date: 10/25/2013 3:02:00 PM

Humor injected in to sound reasoning will bring success in every endeavor. Really enjoyed this one, my friend.... Jake

Jack Ellison
Date: 10/25/2013 3:23:00 PM

I am often called Jake, so from Jake to another a big thank you! Cheers!

Gwen Benita Mason Gibbs

Date: 10/20/2013 8:57:00 AM

Right on Jack!

Jack Ellison
Date: 10/20/2013 9:16:00 AM

YIKES!!! How many did you review??? Not complaining! xoxox

Charmaine Chircop

Date: 10/15/2013 7:44:00 AM

If we could giggle and giggle without return..Im sure there ll be no hell..Tnks for putting a smile on my face from across the nations : )

Jack Ellison
Date: 10/15/2013 8:06:00 AM

You are very welcome my dearest Charmaine! Keep giggling... big hugs xoxoxox

Joseph Matose

Date: 10/15/2013 6:12:00 AM

It's true Jack, puns and happiness make us avoid causing hell. Great poem Jack~! JM

Jack Ellison
Date: 10/15/2013 7:03:00 AM

We're only here for a very short time... so laugh it up any chance you get!!! Thanks Joseph!

Carol Eastman

Date: 10/14/2013 10:43:00 AM

Hubby LOVED THIS! He's loves Einstein! He was a Physics Major, too... I had Dragon look it up in the Dictionary... You've invented a new word... You ought to get it on Wikipedia... Dragon agrees... That would be SOOO COOOL! That would make you famous. And in a few years we could get it in Websters Dictionary... Wow! Think of the possibilities!... Don't think too hard Dragon! Just go with the flow... You look like you're in pain!... The Wickipedia is where every thing is always true. Silly! LOL!

Jack Ellison
Date: 10/14/2013 5:20:00 PM

So it seems like Mike and I have made a connection! YEE HAW! And he was a Physics Major... I am so honoured! Please relay this to him! So when I'm rich and famous, Cathie and I will definitely be down to meet you guys and take youse out to the finest restaurant! xoxoxox

Poet Tacito

Date: 10/14/2013 9:36:00 AM

A hilarious title mixed with enligtening & charming, humourous lines. Just another day in the mind of the Ellison. I'll take comedy any day. Wonderful job!

Jack Ellison
Date: 10/14/2013 9:53:00 AM

You are so so kind my very talented friend! Thank you Mr. Drake!

Demetrios Trifiatis

Date: 10/14/2013 7:39:00 AM

Who said that the theory of Einstein/ Is so hard for people to understand/ When Jack’s theory of Sillytivity/ No brain could ever withstand! Another great one! Yes, if we all accept your theory much more good is going to be produced! Thank you!

Jack Ellison
Date: 10/14/2013 7:47:00 AM

As we near the end of the trail, we look back and realize, with all the ills of the world, it's still an amazing place to be! You are too kind, my friend!

Russell Sivey

Date: 10/14/2013 7:00:00 AM

Sillytivity...to be like Jack Ellison, that's how I would describe it, ha ha! You are the master of all things silly, and I mean that in the greatest way possible my friend! I really enjoyed reading this pleasant poem this morning! What a superior piece, Great Work!!

Jack Ellison
Date: 10/14/2013 7:11:00 AM

You honour me my good friend... thank you sir! Hope your day is a good one!

Harry Horsman

Date: 10/14/2013 6:59:00 AM

Again Jack, you are so astute, so clever,, these are amazing poems you pen, from a mind, not out of sight at all with the world as it is today, the fact we can laugh at ourselves is down to poets and writers like you,, you sure are needed here today for us all.....

Jack Ellison
Date: 10/14/2013 7:10:00 AM

WOW! Those are amazing words of support my good friend! I appreciate them more than I could tell you! Thank you agin, Harry!