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Don'T Ask To Go To the Bathroom

Previously entitled: "Rules are Not Always Cool" Silly Jilly could not break the rule: Stay in class during tests at the school. Soon each test-taking kid could all smell what she did in her pants! Rules are not always cool! by Andrea Dietrich For PD's Pooping Contest: Category: Don't ask to go to the bathroom!

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Timothy Hicks

Date: 5/16/2013 10:06:00 AM

I was told you can write a mean limerick from Russell... so here I am! Lol... I thought at first "oh that's not so bad... it's just #1 after all"... then I realized it was for a... pooping contest? That would have been terrible if it were me! Great limerick!

Laura Breidenthal

Date: 2/7/2013 6:51:00 PM

Hahaha this was cute :) Always, Laura

Gwendolen Song

Date: 6/10/2012 6:28:00 AM

Ha ha haha ha ah ah aha ah aha a....Love the boldface print to emphasize the main rule! Love it! Gwendolen (Oh, I wrote a new one...)

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 6/4/2012 7:26:00 PM

Hello,Andrea I think you did awesome in the poem it teaches kids!;},,Today I'm reading poems from my aunt PD's account, hope you don't mind. Sincerely pd's niece SYLVIA}i{

Bl Devnath

Date: 5/29/2012 1:27:00 PM

A cool Funny, loved because happens practically. Loved always bl

Black Eyed Susan

Date: 5/28/2012 5:32:00 PM

ha ha! this is a good one! that poor girl...and all those poor noses! p.u!

Shaz Cheesman

Date: 5/25/2012 12:19:00 AM

hehehehe! the memories that this poem brings to mind. Yes rules definitely not cool when in certain situations. lol Cheers Shaz

Kabuteng P.Ink K.

Date: 5/24/2012 10:19:00 AM

Hahaha! Oh gosh, so this is your poopy poem, funny stuff, sweetie pie! Gosh, this reminds me so much of my classmate in gradeschool, he couldn't hold it in either-- and shucks he didn't have any tissue and for the life of me, I Don't know why he had to put his soiled hanky on his polo pocket!! I could still see that poopy hanky in my mind's eye til now o_O! Congrats on your win, sweetie! Sorry I am being stingy with comments now, will just do one comment at a time for now :( hugs to you!

Andrea Dietrich
Date: 5/24/2012 3:48:00 PM

omg,how disgusting. hahaha

Sara Kendrick

Date: 5/23/2012 3:48:00 PM

Great humor..Great to see you in the winners' list..Congrats..Sara

Phyllis Babcock

Date: 5/23/2012 1:08:00 PM

ha ha this had me laughing and yes the smell would be rank. Cute one. love phyl

Carol Sunshine Brown

Date: 5/23/2012 5:46:00 AM

Congratulations on your well deserved win in P.D.'s "Pooping" contest Andrea. Love, Carol

Mandy Tams The Golden Girl

Date: 5/23/2012 1:11:00 AM

Congrats on your smelly win- Oh poor kid xx

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 5/22/2012 9:59:00 PM

ha ha, Andrea, I see you hit many of these poems, , I'm holding my nose all the way down the list... ha ha ha! , the smell and yucky image, made me laugh so much... thank you for the smiles, and the laugh... I think poop is so gross , but, funny when spoke of... he he he!!! ,,Congratulations for your awesome pooping entry! thank you for supporting my contest. Take care ~ALWAYS * the one and only :-) PD

Joseph May

Date: 5/22/2012 8:19:00 PM

congrats on your win Andrea

David Williams

Date: 5/22/2012 2:33:00 PM

Andrea congrats on your win.david

Painted Hunter

Date: 5/22/2012 1:54:00 PM

No...but this poem is...Congrats!

Don Johnson

Date: 5/21/2012 10:12:00 PM

the smellathon had no lid, coolest rule she ever did, where are you toilet ...hid..

Jack Horne

Date: 5/20/2012 11:16:00 AM

LOL, poor Jilly! Had a chuckle at this one - glad you entered it for PD's contest. Have I said: Congrats on all your wins?

Gwendolen Song

Date: 5/19/2012 2:15:00 PM

Holy Toledo, Dietrich! hahaha...this one rocks! How in the world did PD come up with this one!! Back to gradeschool until this one is judged! hilarious stuff!! :) Gwendolen

Ravindra K Kapoor

Date: 5/18/2012 11:31:00 PM

Beautifully sketched a big laughing stuff for others, but a sad thing for the poor child. Wonderful write my friend. My good wishes for your contest entry. I have posted a new poem and not the series one today. Love and best wishes..Ravindra..Andrea Dietrich