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Blame It On the Reindeer

Just last year I asked Santa to bring me three things: a good GPS device, dance music CD’s, and a sexy negligee. On Christmas I woke to find just one ornament hanging from my tree - an apology attached giving this explanation: Rudolph got sick, so I needed your GPS. Dancer and Prancer broke open your CD’s, and that Vixen stole your nightie! Written by Andrea Dietrich for Linda-Marie's "SANTA'S SURPRISE" Poetry Contest

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Kash Poet

Date: 6/20/2012 7:13:00 PM

Soupmail....soupmail....soupmail......

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 1/17/2012 8:39:00 PM

he... he he..love this one... i remember this one... and about the movie... it $ucks... lol..i have it at home... JACK & JILL... its sorry... i'm even playing a game of checkers on line... I'm not a real soup addict... just trying to be.. trying to get back to the soup loving me...i have gone all day without it... just been here in and out for the last 3 hours .... but tonight... i will sleep... thanks..p.d.

Black Eyed Susan

Date: 1/10/2012 7:49:00 AM

Congratulations on your 1st place win! Such a great little poem! the ending is just hilarious :)

Carol Sunshine Brown

Date: 1/10/2012 5:07:00 AM

Congratulations on you win in Linda-Marie's "Santa's Surprise contest Andrea. Love, Carol

Mandy Tams The Golden Girl

Date: 1/10/2012 2:19:00 AM

Love it well done x

Bl Devnath

Date: 1/9/2012 10:41:00 PM

Congratulation on your superb win, my friend. Loved it. bl

Jon Arno

Date: 1/9/2012 10:03:00 PM

Very cute poem Andrea. I enjoyed it. Good job and congratulations. Best regards, Jon

Carrie Richards

Date: 1/9/2012 1:21:00 PM

This is hilarious!! Well done, Andrea.....Congrats!!!

Gwendolen Song

Date: 1/9/2012 12:58:00 PM

Those rascally reindeeer! What were they thinkin gettin into your treats??...Congrats on this super duper win, Andrea...u stole the show AGAIN!! ha ha. Gwendolen

Debbie Guzzi

Date: 1/9/2012 10:41:00 AM

funny one Andie! Congrad's Light & Love

John Smith

Date: 1/9/2012 10:41:00 AM

Congratulations on your first place win. You are so much fun. Vixen in a negligee; not a pretty sight to see.

Linda-Marie Sweetheart

Date: 1/9/2012 10:02:00 AM

CONGRATS ANDREA ON FIRST PLACE WIN FOR THIS WITTY ENTRY ...

Black Eyed Susan

Date: 12/5/2011 7:50:00 AM

so clever! i wish i had thought of it! i still have no idea what to do for this contest. yours makes it look so easy. i bet you'll win BIG with this! :)

Robert Johnson

Date: 11/30/2011 11:13:00 AM

Your poems of christmas are lovely,fun wonderful gifts to us here at Soupland. Thanx.

Phyllis Babcock

Date: 11/29/2011 9:08:00 AM

You had me chuckling again with this humorous write Andrea. love phyl

Daver Austin

Date: 11/28/2011 12:47:00 PM

Understand that Santa saw the nightie and couldn't get back up the chimney. This comment is naughty, but then so is your poem. Love it. I am planning on sending for your book. Congrats on the publication. I'm sure it's tops. Love, daver

Kabuteng P.Ink K.

Date: 11/27/2011 10:46:00 PM

Haha! This got me laughing, Andrea! Well good 'ol Santa had to use what he had to use, heehee Vixen wearing that nightie would be such a sight! Enjoyed the surprise here, sweetie :) and eep, I think yahoo is getting weird-- I can't view any yahoo pages now...but I'm doing good, thanks, I hope you are too-- hugs to you :D

Joe Maverick

Date: 11/26/2011 1:41:00 PM

You know what Andrea, you were "outfoxed by that reindeer" but i say better luck this year...!

Nola Perez

Date: 11/26/2011 7:25:00 AM

Now, how cool! (literally) I love this one. LOL at the end. Thanks for commenting on my poem Nola, waist-ing away, not in margaritaland

Anne Rutherford

Date: 11/26/2011 5:20:00 AM

What a great fun poem Andrea, good luck in the contest.It's a winner for sure.Anne

Kash Poet

Date: 11/26/2011 2:04:00 AM

Haha..this is funny Andrea...And see below if Wilma can do anything.Tell me one thing many people here at soup writing 'too' as 'to'(see below PD's comment),is it a normal practice there?Best wishes.

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 11/25/2011 11:24:00 PM

Andrea, first things first~ How was your thanksgiving? I hope fine! About this poem: lol... you ask for to much..(kidding)..well I could not help but laugh. at Santa using the GPS.... and me stealing your nightie. LOL~ Gosh, this was fun to read. Most poems tonight are deep (good) and sad. Thanks for the smile. And maybe this year you can ask Santa, For, a tub scrub. and some nose piercing... and some cookies... lol.. see what he tells ya... got to go run in my strawberry fields,..p.d.

Lizzie Treetop

Date: 11/25/2011 10:11:00 PM

This is really delightful! Love the bit about Vixen!

Elizabeth Wesley

Date: 11/25/2011 9:19:00 PM

Didn't have any idea of what this might say but it full of fun and had a good laugh with it. Best wishes for the contest and That sure is a snazzy picture of you. I love this feature but haven't been able to do mine yet.

Jack Horne

Date: 11/25/2011 2:01:00 PM

LOL, I'd love to see Vixen in your nightie - better than Santa, I suppose, at least : ) A winner for sure, Andrea