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A peado worked as santa in a store Caught on camera and caused an uproar Because sitting on his knee Sounds very pervy to me Was arrested and frogmarched out the door. Written 29th November 2022.

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Lisa Ricci

Date: 1/20/2024 8:44:00 AM

Hello Tom. Good Afternoon. Well now, how disturbing of these situations and getting the name of santa and santa himself involved. Are there no ends to some people and their harmful ways. Thank you as always for sharing your poetic talent. May this day find you well and still with hope of low pain levels. Have a wonderful weekend. Peace and Blessings now and always. (smile)

Tom Cunningham
Date: 1/20/2024 8:56:00 AM

Thank you very much Lisa, I'd heard of cases like that but thankfully now anyone who works with children have to have police and background checks. Not before time either. Tom

Marikate Kingston

Date: 4/3/2023 6:07:00 PM

Maybe we could tweak the song, "Santa got run over by a reindeer" Instead of the original version. :)

Tom Cunningham
Date: 4/7/2023 12:03:00 AM

Thanks Marikate, I'll try and remember that for next Christmas lol. Happy Easter to you. Tom

Valsa George

Date: 12/4/2022 3:19:00 AM

That swindler could have been in some other guise than in the outfit of Santa. He needs to be punished for his act and also for tarnishing the good name of a dear celebrity.

Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/4/2022 4:41:00 AM

Thank you Valsa, you find these creeps in all walks of life. Thankfully more stringent checks are done these days. Tom

Paul Callus

Date: 12/3/2022 10:53:00 AM

Santa is usually one of the most trusted persons; so bad of this peado to abuse of his good name! ~ Regards // paul

Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/3/2022 3:09:00 PM

Thank you Paul he certainly is, thankfully bad Santas are in a minority. Tom

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 12/2/2022 6:14:00 AM

Scary indeed! Hiding in. Santa Suit. A better and good Santa was my grandpa!

Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/2/2022 6:48:00 AM

Thank you very much Kim, just a handful that give good Santas a bad name. Thankfully they are vetted now before working with children. Tom

Gershon Wolf

Date: 12/1/2022 8:06:00 PM

'Frogmarched?!' Another brilliant 'Tom-ism.' As for this 'peado Santa.' Why not just let kids pee all over his Santa pants. Maybe that'll give him a good warm feeling in the slammer! lol.

Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/1/2022 8:59:00 PM

Lol or just leave him out in the cold afterwards and let the weather freeze his bits off. Tom

Jennifer Proxenos

Date: 12/1/2022 9:05:00 AM

Elias and I often say this over Christmas when we see all the children lining up for a photo on Santa's knee, I agree very pervy! Blessings Jennifer.

Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/1/2022 9:07:00 AM

Thank you Jennifer, thankfully more checks are made these days. Hope you are keeping well. Tom

Demetrios Trifiatis

Date: 11/30/2022 9:48:00 AM

We should be more austere because another Santa is near. Well done, dear Tom! Be blessed!

Tom Cunningham
Date: 11/30/2022 12:36:00 PM

Thank you very much Demetrios, on the whole Santas are good guys, sadly there is the odd bad one among them. Tom

Mike Gentile

Date: 11/30/2022 5:09:00 AM

Bad Santa indeed Tom, obviously no background check was done!! Good one! Happy Wednesday!!

Tom Cunningham
Date: 11/30/2022 5:31:00 AM

Thank you Mike, things are a lot more strict nowadays so bad Santas becoming a rare thing. Hope you too have a lovely day. Tom

Victor Buhagiar

Date: 11/30/2022 2:25:00 AM

Light sentence. He should have got prison.

Tom Cunningham
Date: 11/30/2022 5:31:00 AM

Thank you Victor, I agree, and hard labour too. Tom

Ilene Bauer

Date: 11/29/2022 2:10:00 PM

ha! well done, tom!

Tom Cunningham
Date: 11/29/2022 2:15:00 PM

Thank you Ilene, I've heard of a few bad Santas over the years. Tom

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 11/29/2022 12:48:00 PM

Ha! Frogmarched is a term I never heard before!

Tom Cunningham
Date: 11/29/2022 2:01:00 PM

Thank you Andrea, yes it's a proper word, see my response to Jenna. Tom

L Milton Hankins

Date: 11/29/2022 12:11:00 PM

Hilarious! Although I am a Santa aficionado (on my mother's advice) I do enjoy spoofing the old guy! You all are doing such a great job, but you can expect switches in your stockings!

Tom Cunningham
Date: 11/29/2022 2:00:00 PM

All in good fun Milton, just this week it's bash Santa.lol

Jenna Logan

Date: 11/29/2022 10:27:00 AM

"Frogmarched?" Does that mean he hopped? lol Probably not, but please enlighten me. Ok, Tom, I can see few poets are appreciating our 'bash Santa' limericks, but it's all in good fun. Your sense of humor is contagious.

Jenna Logan
Date: 11/29/2022 11:27:00 AM

Thanks, Tom. You’re probably right. We better not stick our hands too deep into our Christmas stockkings.

Tom Cunningham
Date: 11/29/2022 11:18:00 AM

To force (someone) to walk forward by pinning the arms and pushing from behind. I'm sure Santa can see the funny side of our humour. We probably won't get any present s now lol Tom

Heidi Sands

Date: 11/29/2022 10:18:00 AM

Now that is a very bad Santa!

Tom Cunningham
Date: 11/29/2022 10:25:00 AM

Thank you Heidi, have actually heard of that happening, thankfully there are now very stringent checks carried out and rightly so. Tom