Am I Nuts

Am I Nuts? Chestnuts don’t grow on chests Walnuts don’t grow on walls Peanuts don’t come from peas Cashews come from the fruit on trees Pecans don’t come from peacock feathers Pistachios fall from Pinocchio’s nose Hazelnuts relax in the hazy sun Macadamias are MacDonald’s big Mac nuts Almonds are singing nuts, called the Almond Brothers Acorns come from the unicorns tusk Nuts are nature’s ways of making sure We all have a little fun The biggest nut there ever was Surely you can see Is the Nutty Arthur Vaso Whom wrote these verses three