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Since Kash revealed "her" secret, I have turned red. All day I cried onto the pillow on my bed. I think the whole true awful tale needs to be said. A tragedy! I now feel like a blunderhead. And though she is a vixen, I have to say I led Kash on that “love rail” with me. Bold-spirited, with lustful Soupmail, eagerly I visited this "lass", who seems so manly! Lies had been fed to me by her. She’s not a man, and I misread her amorous responses. All my hope has fled! There’s more! I’m gay. My real name's Andrew. Now with dread I face the fact I can’t have Kash. My poor heart’s dead. (I decided I better put an explanation here because I wrote this more than a year ago for a contest in which we were supposed to write a poem that could be either a lie or the truth. After Kashinath, my good friend and a MAN, wrote a very funny poem proclaiming himself a woman, this was my way of doing a fictional poem in response to his funny contest entry! OH, the poem of KASH POET is called A SECRET FUNNY TALE, I hope you will read it!) For Shani Fassbender's really cool contest: Tell Me a Secret And now for PD's contest: Make me Laugh

Copyright © | Year Posted 2011




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Date: 3/30/2013 11:44:00 AM
interesting poem this Andrea, also shows your versatility
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Date: 3/20/2013 4:49:00 PM
Excellent, Andrea. Congrats. Well done, my friend. hugs, Ralph
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Date: 3/20/2013 10:05:00 AM
Congratulations Andrea....Donna
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Date: 3/20/2013 6:42:00 AM
Congratulation on your win. Thanks for sharing this with us. I loved it. Warm Smiles, Connie
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Date: 3/20/2013 12:27:00 AM
Congrats on the win!!Tell them to read my poem 'A secret funny tale' after reading this one :)
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Date: 3/19/2013 11:07:00 AM
congrats on your win in the contest Andrea, definitely had me smiling
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Date: 3/19/2013 7:50:00 AM
very awesome write my dear Andrea...makes me laugh (^____^) Congratulations on your win on PD's contest. Love, Maria
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Date: 3/19/2013 6:02:00 AM
Yeah, that's funny...true or not...Congrats!
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Date: 3/19/2013 12:56:00 AM
Many congrats for this soupy write and win.
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Date: 3/18/2013 7:25:00 PM
Congratulations on your win! You guys are having lots of fun with your writes! I like it! RAY
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Date: 3/18/2013 6:34:00 PM
Andrea, thanks for the chuckle and awesome poem.. always~ LINDA
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Date: 8/7/2012 11:48:00 PM
Oh my....I have faved this one also...haha..
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Date: 1/21/2012 10:44:00 PM
I found out Karen O''Leary left us... now i know this is a mad world... gosh..i'm mad now... well... don't think you know why..right... later,..p.d.
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Date: 9/17/2011 6:46:00 AM
I knew a person who was half and half. The groom straight and tall,and the bride loved to laugh. One on the left and one on the right. They looked in the mirror, it was quite a sight. The truth of the matter,we all can agree. There's a girl and a boy in you, and there's a girl and a boy in me.
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Date: 9/3/2011 10:34:00 AM
Congratulations Andrea on your HM!Thanx for writing a poem about ME!
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Date: 9/3/2011 3:29:00 AM
An Honorable Mention Win Congratulations. CR
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Date: 9/2/2011 12:34:00 PM
oh this was such a fun read, Andrew! Hahaha! This sure was the perfect complement to Kash's secret! Very witty! you sure made people think here as well, sweetie! Oh shucks, tough luck eh? heehee-- I wish this was placed higher ;) so funny coz just the other day, I was joking around, confessing in my blog that I was really a guy but gay, ok Chris started it coming out and say he was a lesbian.... lol --hugs to you sweetie
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Date: 9/2/2011 12:36:00 PM
btw owe you mail!! sorry I will catch up soon!!
Date: 9/1/2011 9:53:00 PM
I don't know now!! Smile. Andrea, Congratulations on your worthy poem presentation. Agape, Moses
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Date: 9/1/2011 11:54:00 AM
Congrats Andrea on your HM in this contest with this cool 'secret' write my friend.. we did have fun with this one for a long while ..oh..
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Date: 9/1/2011 10:10:00 AM
Look at that Andrea-you came up w/ a great one! I was hoping for Dino (your poem from Francine's wine contest that is one of my faves) and LisaMarie...but maybe some other time :) Love, Natalie
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Date: 9/1/2011 7:26:00 AM
Congratulations on your well deserved win in Shani's "Tell Me a Secret" contest Andrea. Love,Carol
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Date: 9/1/2011 3:59:00 AM
hey Andrea congrats on your win..David
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Date: 8/31/2011 5:51:00 PM
I will have to go and read Kash's poem and see what inspired this tall tale. ha ha love phyl
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Date: 8/31/2011 8:42:00 AM
Gosh Andrew is it okay if I share my secret with you?? Hmmm maybe I should soup mail you?? Hehe, I enjoyed this Andrea, all the best for Shani's contest ;) love Wilma
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Date: 8/31/2011 6:45:00 AM
LOL, you sure look like a convincing lady in your pictures, Andrew ; )
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