Wigs Poems - Poems about Wigs

...Forget everything you have heard about stereotyping the pigs. I met some the other day, who were cleaner than my cousin Jigs. They vacuumed and dusted the barnyard until it was clean enough to eat.......Read the rest...

...The best wigs are on dandelions. Zig-zag leaves can make a crown. The lion is the yellow flower, and it will leave behind... a pom-pom for a clown. ......Read the rest...

..."Call it curiosity" Does anyone on this app really believe That somehow or another every one of us Truly think that one side is meant to deceive Or that one side is the one that is only one to p......Read the rest...

...Turkeys' Thanksgiving Suggestions A month before the thanksgiving party, All turkeys met in their community To plan how to stop people, Cooking them as foods for all, For there are other fowls......Read the rest...

..."go on" I dared myself So I did Booked an extra ticket for my Mum "She'll love it" said my brain "What if people break bones, you crash on the way, you forget the tickets, someone wears the wrong......Read the rest...

...I have a friend who beats his chest Who thinks he's tough, an ego blessed He goes out clubbing, club in hand Neanderthal romance, clubber lang. He drinks banana daiquiris by the bowl Expe......Read the rest...

...As I cut the grass I curse Ben Franklin He fell in love with France’s close-cropped fields However, in the land of Kings and Jesters Who never ate an orange wasn’t peeled Knew not the toil of t......Read the rest...

...Petunia was a pink pig Most pigs are pink I think This pig spied a curly wig Floating in the sink I thought it was an animal One that was dead That lay drowning in the water Not a wig for a......Read the rest...

...A psalm to solemnize pure tin forefathers/mothers... Who didst unknowingly, unquestionably, and unwittingly script vitality and the prologue to Thanksgiving, (which theme poem initially writte......Read the rest...

...January 24th, 2023 Hair washing heralds huge happening Hark….the herald angels sing, and twitter for mass communication mediums stop the presses when I, a regular schlemiel take shampoo to......Read the rest...

...Now Buxton is the place to stay when hiking in “the Dales”, But your schedule’s shot to pieces if you’re troubled by strong gales, On a campsite in the Pennines the wind was blowing bitterly I con......Read the rest...

...ME: Tell me my dear echo With such garguantan appetite Is my sister a Dino? ECHO: No! ME: How does she spend so much On wigs and relaxer ECHO: Ask her ME: Can I keep up with her excesses? Can......Read the rest...

...They delight in wearing women’s fancy dresses Intricate wigs fashioned as highly coifed tresses, Padding in places gives them feminine curves Appearing like that would shatter my nerve......Read the rest...

...I have a few whys that really bother me like why when it rains do I pee frequently? Why do some people enjoy wearing wigs? Why do some men act like pigs? Why don't cars have more of a buffer? Wh......Read the rest...

...Autumn burnishes furry heads, even we, who however scant our hair flourish in this wind-blown leafy. No room for stray gray wisps; our locks turn golden brown, crown our minds with crink......Read the rest...