Untalented Poems

double yellow lines

...Double yellow lines 

I sit inside a massive fog of nothingness
plays on my imaginary piano using one finger
a ditty, sun outside, sun inside, sun only sun
I feel massively and supremely untalen...

Ghost

...Wish you were a ghost, a long forgotten ghost who’s name was long forsaken
Wish you were anyone but You. Miserable, depressed, sad You.

Uncaring, unlikable, untalented You. 
In the shadows of du...

The Faeries Are Still Outside

...The Faeries Are Still Outside

Trying to cheer a garden up from the clay,
But the crabgrass won’t part
And the trees are snickering 
At the art-
Less way the faeries 
Sway while chanting,
Cas...

Says You, Says I

...Says You, Says I 

I have no TALENTS!
I don’t have GIFTS!
I cannot paint a PICTURE,
Nor pen a VERSE,
I cannot play MUSIC,
Let alone SING,
I am so UNTALENTED,
I am HOPELESS!
I am rather USEL...

Shadow Soliloquy

...The pretty lady in white throws the bouquet,
like a game show host giving out consolation prizes;
like the bottle cap liner on your tropical fruit juice -
"thanks for playing - try again"

So he...

The Wrong Mirror

...She had been looking in the wrong mirror all of her life.
She thought she was plain, sometimes ugly.
She thought she was worthless, someone to be pitied.
She thought she was untalented, inept, inv...

Artegious Becomes Seen As a Contender

...WHEN  MISHAP CAUSED THE ENTIRE STAFF OF
THE nwwa WRASSLIN COMPANY
TO BE DISPLACED BY A MISHAP.
THE COMPANY ALLOWED
A LOW RANKING MEMBER OF THE COMPANY
TO RUN THE TELEVISION LIVE SHOW.
WHEN THE ...

What Happened To Hip-Hop

...What happened to Hip-Hop, how did it end up like this? 
the biggest song on the radio is by a rapper who didn't write it
And the ones who do write they repeat the same 8 words for all 3 verses
Wha...

Untalented

...Lone dove sits on twigs;
Has no carpentry talent.
Dove nest blows away.

Doves untalented,
Birth their young with lots of luck;
God smiles upon them.
...

Creepy Clown

...Creepy Clown....

I despise Clowns their so NOT funny
WOULDNT waste my time or hard earned money!
Painted smiles on your fake 
ugly  clown face
Can't hide my aggrevation 
Or my distaste 
You ...

A Senseless Slaughter

...You never know when,
a “black death” thumb instead of a “green” one,
will murder your flowers while,
you’re on vacation.

Co-workers, well-meaning;
can slaughter your workplace joy
if you ask ...

Acrostic Poem of World Cup

...W~ORLD CUP is here again.
O~rnament of a golden cup that bring all people
'R~ound the world into one canopy.
L~et us stay in glee and watch those to
D~raw,lose or win their matches.
C~ompetition...

Loneliness Is Nothing

...Loneliness, loneliness
Everyone says loneliness.
Some say I am alone, 
Other says I born alone  
And will die alone.
These people's mind is uninhabited.
The feeling of loneliness
Destroy themselves.
...

A Great Work of Art

...A Great Work of Art

By Elton Camp

Modern art is wonderful, some folks say
It’s very hard for me to see it that way

It has whimsical shapes and color bright
A three-year-old child it might well del...

Food For Thought

...Family
          is not in the blood,
        but in the heart.

Humility
           is not knowing how untalented you are,
         but knowing how talented others can be.

Knowledge
           is n...

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