Funny Uncle Poems
These Funny Uncle poems are examples of Uncle poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Uncle Funny poems written by international poets.
THE GLASS JAW OF MY UNCLE BOB SATTERFIELD
MY UNCLE BOB SATTERFIELD WAS QUITE FAMOUS FOR HIS POWERFUL PUNCH BUT ALSO FOR HAVING A GLASS JAW ACCORDING TO ALEX RAMOS THE DIGNITY FOUNDATION
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uncle, allah,
The Fam
Mu uncle Franklin
was a pro wrestler.
He lit up a room
like Nikola Tesla.
My aunt Judy
was a cake maker.
Her cakes were tall
like an LA Laker.
My brother Steve
played
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uncle, 12th grade, art, family,
Uncle Toad and Mr Frog
Uncle Toad and Mr. Frog
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Uncle toad
Walks down the road
Talked to Mr. Frog
In a secret code
To sell some smoke pipes
They had made loads
Today they were ready
In
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uncle, fun, humor,
Uncle Bob's Christmas Stocking
Candy canes, sugar cookies and more
Sneaking joy into stockings galore
Except for Uncle Bob
Who was always a slob
His held brush, comb and blade he’d ignore
I Need
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uncle, celebration, christmas, fun, hilarious,
Uncle Albert
He was always known to everyone as Uncle Albert,
He used to sign all my birthday cards as Uncle Albert,
He used to turn around when I
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uncle, dark, death, family, fun,
Uncle Ted's House
I hated going to Uncle Ted's house,
he'd sit outside, shine in a jar,
talking, talking, talking to
his friends. They'd talk so
dirty the air would blush,
and
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uncle, family, happiness,
Uncle John's Music
Daddy's piano plays my sadness
The funeral of a feeling
with a funny uncle at the mass
The windows feel the breeze
it's 6 pm in the afternoon,
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uncle, absence, family, funeral, giggle,
Sleepy, Creepy Uncle Biden
Sleepy, creepy uncle Biden
in the basement had been hidin'
while reformers wrote his script
and the casted votes got flipped.
Now President reject, behind CNN's stage
emulates the affects
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uncle, age, america, funny, january,
Uncle Arthur
‘She’s on again - the annual campin’ trip regatta,
and we’ve got ourselves together for our plans to Wonnangatta.
The high country; you can’t beat it
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uncle, humor,
The Legend Uncle Aaron
It's crazy to think
That just nine years ago
The world it had lost
A funny stubborn soul
For most people who knew him
Like him they couldn't help
Though
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uncle, appreciation, beautiful, celebration, death
Uncle Michael
His ramrod back, his brill-creamed hair
and waxed moustache gave him a certain air,
a certain dash, and a military bearing.
His speech was clipped.
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uncle, father son, friend, fun,
Holidays With Uncle Dozer
One relative commanders every family meal
regaling us with stories we have heard
Six thousand times already.
They might have been interesting or funny at one
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uncle, family,
Poor Uncle Tom
He lies in peace beneath this tree
where death by shock came suddenly.
That thunderbolt struck Uncle Tom-
he faced the storm before the calm.
April 16, 2019
Premiere Contest:
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uncle, death, funny,
Uncle Arthur's Final Farewell
Uncle Arthur's Final Farewell
The Service was well attended,
As we bid our final farewells.
Reverend Peters made the address
and thanked him for ringing the bells.
Not once did
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uncle, appreciation, death, funeral, obituary,
Mommy, Uncle Turned Out Okay
Mommy, Uncle Turned Out Okay
Mommy, uncle took me to the zoo today
We tried holding hands but I ran away
My little legs ran around the elephants
Turning
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uncle, animal, child, humor, remembrance